Posted on 04/14/2014 10:07:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former President Bill Clinton told an admiring audience that “if I were forced to evaluate the Obama Administration I’d have to give it some bad marks, especially when it comes to the economy. It’s been particularly hard on the middle class. Incomes are lower now than when Obama took office. And that’s before accounting for inflation. The people we Democrats profess to want to help have been hammered by the policies the President and Congress have implemented. The ‘stimulus’ and the ‘green jobs’ initiatives had good intentions, but we’ve spent a whole lot of money with no appreciable positive impact on employment.”
Former President Jimmy Carter assailed the Administration’s foreign policy, singling out “the unimpressive record of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Despite all the hoopla over a purported ‘reset button,’ there is little sign that she made any serious effort on behalf of world peace. US troops are still in harm’s way. An Ambassador was killed on her watch and all she can say is ‘what difference does it make?’ The question I have is what difference did she make in the four years she trotted around the globe?”
Hillary Clinton characterized Carter’s remarks as “evidence that the double standard is alive and well. Women are always judged more harshly. At least there were no embassy hostages taken during my term.”
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http://azconservative.org/2014/04/12/state-department-priorities-debated/
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“Besides,” Clinton continued, “he was really lousy at bringing Ted and I coffee. He constantly dawdled and it was cold by the time we got it. Worst of all, he was constantly pushed us to use Stevia when he knew we couldn’t stand it.”
Bill Clinton cited Obama’s “abuse of office”, referring to the lack of sexual scandal in the Obama administration: “Hell, what’’s he waitin’ for? The whole point of gettin’ elected is to get some strange, and after five years, I’m gettin’ to wonder...”
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