Administration Signing up Mexicans for Obamacare

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 March 2014 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

While progress in inducing Americans to sign up for health insurance has been less than robust, The Obama Administration has been meeting with more success signing up Mexican nationals. Affordable Care Act “navigators” are reportedly conducting a vigorous “outreach program” at Mexican Consulates all over the US.

Vice-President Joe Biden rejected contentions that this violates President Obama's promise that the ACA would cover only American citizens. “The people being signed up are American citizens in everything but name,” Biden insisted. “They reside in the United States. They have jobs or are receiving government benefits in the United States. And we are giving them the option of registering to vote as they sign up for insurance.”

Biden called these persons' illegal entry and presence in the country “a temporary technicality. They're going to get amnesty one way or another. If Congress won't do it the President is prepared to act on his own authority.”

The Vice-President belittled the idea that immigrants ought to be required to pass a test in order to gain citizenship status. “I know we've been requiring immigrants to study the Constitution and American history before we grant them full citizenship rights, but is this reasonable or necessary?” Biden asked. “Only a tiny minority of people born in America could pass this test. Why should we hold immigrants to a higher standard?”

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[John Semmens]

ping

[dragnet2]

They're going to get amnesty one way or another. If Congress won't do it the President is prepared to act on his own authority.”

They've basically been saying this for the past 4 presidents..

This is what they eventually be saying about the RTKBA...

Bet the rent.

[TomasUSMC]

Riots coming to Emergency Rooms Nationwide

[dagogo redux]

How about Obama and Gang simply run for office in Mexico (even easier to steal elections there), and offer this dog and pony show ACA thing to them, on their own dime?

[Texas resident]

Sign them up for obamacare and sign them up to vote.
It’s the latest version of motor/voter.

Thanks dims. Hope you like living in a third world hell hole that you made happen.

[Focault's Pendulum]

So close to the truth. Better hope they don’t read this John. You’ll give them ideas.

[11th_VA]

You need to stop posting these - my blood pressure always peaks

[TADSLOS]

Uh...dude...satire is now reality.

Obamacare Navigators at Mexican Consulates

[Chode]

and here i thought you wrote satire... damn if i can fine it

[TChad]

Close enough to the truth.

[Tainan]

"Riots coming to Emergency Rooms Nationwide"

No many riots in the ERs, but what we are seeing, and will see more of, is hospitals closing as they sink farther and farther into debt due to honoring the invaders health-care costs.
This has been happening in SOCAL and other border areas with not much media coverage.
There is the true cost to Americans of this outrage.

[fatnotlazy]

Thank you for the ping.