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City Refuses to Pay Vet Bill for Dog
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 Aug 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/17/2013 2:34:35 PM PDT by John Semmens

The City of Leander, Texas says it will not pick up the tab for the medical expenses of a dog City police officers shot during an attempt to execute a warrant at a wrong address last June. The dog survived the shooting, but required $1500 in surgery and medications to recover.

City Manager Claude du Foss asserted that “agreeing to pay in this instance would set a bad precedent. If the City has to pay for every supposedly erroneous act carried out by its employees it'd break the bank. While it may be true that in this case the officers entered the wrong address for purposes of executing the warrant, we contend that the police have the right to enter any property at any time for any reason and to use deadly force if, in their judgment, it is necessary.”

With their request for reimbursement of medical expenses rebuffed by the City, the dog's owners, James and Renata Simmons say they will sue for damages. “Our dog was in our yard when two strange men broke in,” James said. “He didn't deserve to get shot for barking at them.”

Du Foss accused the Simmons of “escalating the situation. First of all, having a dog was their choice. If there were no dog there probably would've been no shooting. Second, the incurring of a $1500 veterinary bill was strictly voluntary on their part. Disposal of an animal carcass could've been taken care of at no extra cost if they'd simply placed it in their trash bin. They're the ones who are being unreasonable.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/140060-2013-08-16-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-18-2013.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dogs; police; satire; shootings

1 posted on 08/17/2013 2:34:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I hate these posts. They’re so close to the truth that I get all worked up, then I notice the “semi-news/semi-satire” tag and realize that I was fished in ... again.


2 posted on 08/17/2013 2:37:19 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: John Semmens
So sue the city. Include the vet bill plus add a couple million in damages for emontional suffering. I am sick of govt at all levels thinking they can do whatever they want to us peons.
3 posted on 08/17/2013 2:38:37 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: John Semmens
Is there any way that you could identify which part is News and which part is Satire???

I feel like I've just been run over by a Semi.

4 posted on 08/17/2013 2:39:00 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: MPJackal

Opts, they got me.


5 posted on 08/17/2013 2:39:31 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Yo-Yo

Well, the city is refusing to pay the vet bill I think.


6 posted on 08/17/2013 2:40:10 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: John Semmens

Someone told me today that she had just read a study that said more Americans would save or rescue an animal in danger than another human being. Most of them would save a family member, but once you move outside of that circle, if it’s a choice between you and a cat or a dog when the house is burning down...they’ll go for the animal.

Pretty sick. But maybe they were planning on marrying that animal, so who am I to judge?


7 posted on 08/17/2013 2:40:22 PM PDT by livius
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To: John Semmens

City Manager Claude du Foss , where’s the nearest tree and a short rope ? idiot


8 posted on 08/17/2013 2:41:15 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: John Semmens

Another great addition! Are there more?


9 posted on 08/17/2013 2:41:22 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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To: Yo-Yo

I was getting pissed until the officer started to get a little silly and I realized it was semi-news/semi-satire.


10 posted on 08/17/2013 2:43:55 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans
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To: Yo-Yo
Actually many the real stories now often outpace the JS enhanced version of other stories.

It's amazing.

11 posted on 08/17/2013 3:04:00 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Yo-Yo

falling off my chair this time. You got me, John, until THE VERY LAST SENTENCE!!! shaking head.


12 posted on 08/17/2013 3:08:27 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel. – Socrates)
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To: John Semmens
All right you got me ,,, but,,, just how far fetched is this from real life with all the stories we read about our cops and politicians doing as they please ,running over the "Constitution"
13 posted on 08/17/2013 3:14:58 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: John Semmens

Now known as “Simmons”, Texas.


14 posted on 08/17/2013 3:28:58 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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To: Yo-Yo

I still think “satire” should be required in the headline as much as “vanity” is. In fact, I’d be satisfied with “vanity”.


15 posted on 08/17/2013 4:15:04 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: John Semmens

“City Manager Claude du Foss asserted that “agreeing to pay in this instance would set a bad precedent. If the City has to pay for every supposedly erroneous act carried out by its employees it’d break the bank.”

Yes, I know it is satire but the above statement is so true. Think NYC, Chicago, LA or any other large Progressive metropolitan entity.


16 posted on 08/17/2013 5:38:52 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The only growth industries left under Progressives are government and poverty.)
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To: John Semmens

Truth: I sued in small claims court twice for a cat’s injuries and won both.


17 posted on 08/17/2013 5:53:05 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Kill Obamacare not wound it.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
I still think “satire” should be required in the headline as much as “vanity” is.

A great tribute to Mr. Semmens.

18 posted on 08/17/2013 5:55:59 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Kill Obamacare not wound it.)
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To: John Semmens
I thought I read a similar story a couple of days ago where some city was indeed refusing to pay the vet bill for a pet dog they shot while serving a warrent -at the WRONG house!

Perhaps that is what this news/satire is based upon.

19 posted on 08/17/2013 9:32:21 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
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