Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.

[5thGenTexan]

He missed the most important one:

#5: Don't go for George Zimmerman's handgun.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Exactly what I thought. Trayvon felt “dissed” or disrespected. In ghetto culture, the worst thing you can do is disrespect someone. And in ghetto culture, dissing is met with a violent response.

I think we could ask if Trayvon reacted appropriately, because he was not in the ghetto when this happened, and should not have behaved according to ghetto culture norms when he’s not in the ghetto.

[Rodamala]

Step 1: Don’t act like a person that Paula Deen might call an “n-word”.

[SpinnerWebb]

P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?

Lookee what I found...



Now THAT's rassiss.

[JoeProBono]

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

I'm guessing Mordor doesn't have WiFi?...

[caveat emptor]

Used as a sweetener for your watermelon lean.

[Nevermore]

Or it could have gone like this:
- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

Now you're just talkin' like a creepy-@$$ cracker!

[null and void]

Thank you.

[meatloaf]

It wasn’t only Zimmerman who dissed him. The girl on the phone told him to run home. That must of really cranked him up. I have no doubt Trayvon planned to brag about giving the creepy ass cracker a beatdown to his friends later.

I wonder if in the last few seconds of conscious left to him, Trayvon realized he F U majorly.

[don-o]

There’s this

When you embrace a certain lifestyle, you become a 2-bit punk in school.
When you become a 2-bit punk in school, you think it’s funny to write “WTF” on someone’s locker.
When you write “WTF” on someone’s locker, you get reported.
When you get reported, you get YOUR locker searched.
When you get YOUR locker searched, they find stolen items and burglary tools.
When they find stolen items and burglary tools, you get a long suspension.
When you get a long suspension, your Mother sends you away for awhile to your father’s little town.
When you are away in your father’s little town, you get bored.
When you get bored, you take long walks through unfamiliar places.
When you take long walks through unfamiliar places, you get spotted and followed by Neighborhood watches.
When you get spotted and followed by Neighborhood watches, you get pissed.
When you get pissed, you start fighting.
When you start fighting, you start winning and feeling good. When you start winning and feeling good, you keep pounding.
When you keep pounding, you get shot through the heart by a concealed carry.

Don’t get shot through the heart by a concealed carry.
Don’t be a 2-bit punk in school

[Yosemitest]

Sounds like a Directv commercial.

[don-o]

I guess so. Not original with me.

[alisasny]

I would love to post this on FB also but just cant do it!

I merely posted “ God Bless GZ” Saturday night and one of my old lefty friends came out to insult me that how dare I have no regard for the poor child and God does not bless murderers!

[lacrew]

Well, since you asked:

A witness named John good stated Martin was on top of Zimmerman.

Zimmerman’s doctor said his nose was broken.

Zimmerman’s doctor said he had two black eyes.

Something cut up the back of Zimmerman’s head...probably the sidewalk, since it matches Zimmerman’s statement and Good’s statement.

[A_perfect_lady]

That’s a really good post. That should go viral.

[Dixie Yooper]

If George Zimmerman had wanted to pretend he was a police officer, he would have had his gun drawn and pointed at the perp when he approached him. That alone tells me he didn't intend on shooting himself an African-American, but wanted to have his gun just in case things ended up the way they did.

[little jeremiah]

ROTFLOL!

Amazing - I am so intuitive that even without reading these instructions, I was already following them to the letter, and thus I also was not shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I’ll be careful and make sure I continue following these 4 steps daily and avoid an untimely death at the hands of Mr. Zimmerman.

[little jeremiah]

You must have been extremely careful to avoid any knowledge of the altercation between Zimmerman and Martin. You could read up right here on FR and then you’d be informed.

Pretty simple.

[little jeremiah]

You need the photo of Zimmerman’s face with his nose missapen, swollen, blooding and his eyes blackish.