Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Or it could have gone like this:

- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
- They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

I'd like to buy the World a Coke...

And just what color is the sky on the planet where you live?

Regards,
GtG

[NEMDF]

Since you haven’t really followed the case, what causes you to think that this was not how the events transpired?

[justa-hairyape]

[MrB]

If someone is following you,

go home and lock your door.

Optionally, call the police to say there’s a creepy assed cracker stalking the neighborhood.

[massgopguy]

and after locking the door, call 911 instead of Tons of Fun.

[Dilbert San Diego]

It could have gone that way, but Trayvon was a gang banger in training. And as such, he felt a need to beat up Zimmerman.

In order to be good liberals, we have to say that this was a racist crime, and.that it doesn’t matter if Trayvon jumped Zimmerman. To liberals, Zimmerman started it all by following Trayvon. If he wasn’t being followed, then Trayvon wouldn’t have started the fight. Understand the liberal logic?

[Tennessee Nana]

This is good advice...

Im just like Trayvon...Im NOT a white man...

But following rules like these in my nearly 65 years I have avoided getting shot by George Zimmerman...

[MrB]

Handling it that way would be “acting white”, ie, too civilly.

[null and void]

LOL, I’m jes sayin’...

[donmeaker]

I wish Zimmerman hadn’t sent that darn telegram.

[null and void]

It could have gone that way, but Trayvon was a gang banger in training. And as such, he felt a need to beat up Zimmerman.

Exactly my point. An honest man would be more apt to engage in conversation, rather than hook around in back of the follower and cold-cock him in the dark.

[Political Junkie Too]

I thought that liberals genuflected at the altar of multi-culturalism.

Where was Trayvon Martin's respect for the culture of others?

Or is multi-culturalism only one-way in the minds of liberals? Or is it really no-way, but is a canard that is played on Conservatives to get them to acquiesce?

-PJ

[null and void]

Well, there *IS* something to be said for acting like a civilized person...

[MrB]

Yeah, as the topic of the thread states - acting like a civilized person keeps George Zimmerman from shooting you.

[MeganC]

LOL!!!

[traderrob6]

People on “the other side” are too stupid to be one of my friends.

[meatloaf]

I guess not. Didn’t Zimmerman start the ball rolling by looking at Trayvon while he was sitting in truck. In return for the disrespect shown, Trayvon circled the truck.

[SamAdams76]

I’ve been following those easy steps diligently for my entire adult life. I don’t know if I will end up living forever but so far so good.

[Yosemitest]

You missed some steps.

-1. Don't get suspended from school for possessing traces of marijuana.

-2. Don't steal 12 pcs of ladies jewelry, and a man’s watch.

-3. Don't keep a flat head screwdriver described as “a burglary tool”, in your backpack.

-4. Don't have a criminal past of theft, hiding and acting suspicious.

-5. Don't encourage ... fellow thugs to commit murder with the tweet, “Plzz shoot da #mf dat lied 2 u!”.



-6. Don't have a police record FOIA Sunlight And More Trayvon Martin Police Records.

-7. Don't have Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin for parents, who didn't discipline their unruly son, when he needed it.
Then they refused to admit to themselves, at each step along the way toward this disaster, that their son, Trayvon Martin, had a real problem and needed professional help!

[grundle]

Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

Check out the links in the post.