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White House Correspondents' Dinner: A Night Filled With Boobs...Oh, and itís Waning!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-28-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Allow me to summarize last night’s festivities: it sucked. Conan sucked, Big Guy sucked, the whole thing was really sucky. Butt then it always is; that’s why everyone plans all those great after-parties.

bloomberg vanity fair after partyThousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-Party

Big Guy was funnier than the professional comedian hired to host the affair (as required by a clause in his contract).The room was hot, the food was cold, and everything else was tepid. If you want to hear the lame jokes check out Politco or HuffPo. I’m going to focus on the real purpose of this event: personalities and boobage.

As usual we had in attendance both the old media and the new media,

Screenshot Studio capture #1063or, in the case of Arianna, both rolled into one, and I do mean rolled.

old pols and new and - 

Screenshot Studio capture #1060equally terrifying

old Hollywood – and I do mean OLD,

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along with new Hollywood -

Korie and willie robertsonDuck Dynasty stars Korie and Willie Robertson

(SNIP)

The only thing missing at this celebrity awards show were actual awards. So I decided to give some of my own.

First, the “Funkiest Hair” award. At any other event this award would have gone, hands-down, to comedian host Conan O'Brian. Butt this year he got serious competition from Lady M, so I’m calling it a tie:

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(SNIP)

For the “Best Gut Shot” award, another perennial winner, Harvey Weinstein:

harvey weinstein bookend

Although Chrissy McTingles was a close runner up and will definitely be a future contender:

chrissy and jack lew

My last award is for the guest most likely to have a mug shot taken later in the evening. The honor this year goes to George Stephanopoulos’ wife, Alexandra Wentworth. Although they both showed up looking like they were well into their cups -

George Stephanopoulos and Alexandra Wentworth

Alexandra kicked the award out of the park by willingly posing for her pre-mug shot:

Alexandra Wentworth

Which reminds me, I do have one other prize to award: the Goofiest Face award. Alexandra would have been a runner up if we didn’t have so many professionals to deal with. Again, in any normal arena, this award would have gone to host Conan O’Brian:

conan obrian face

Butt this isn’t a normal arena. And these aren’t any normal faces. So again, another tie: to the WONS!

               bo's funny faceno face

In summary: another successful evening of entertainment for the ruling elite by the court jesters.

Maybe we have blurred the edges a bit too much between the worlds of media, politics and entertainment, turning all of them into “celebrities” to the detriment of all of us living in the real world.

As Dewey from Detroit reminded us in  “Celebrity Culture,” Andy Warhol was indeed prescient:

Clearly the man who predicted that “in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes” knew a thing or two about the endurance of celebrity culture.

(SNIP)

It’s just that this seems like a very long 15 minutes.

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1 posted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Show biz is now show biz for ugly people.


2 posted on 04/28/2013 9:07:33 AM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: NOBO2012

So many clowns all in one spot. Kind of like a universal clown convention.


3 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:59 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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4 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:59 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight,, he'll just kill you.)
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To: NOBO2012
Sarah Palin called it on the nose: ASSCLOWNS!

CC

5 posted on 04/28/2013 9:11:23 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Tease not the dragon, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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Geez.....Where is the airspray, the photoshopping? Damn!

Whoever thought HD photography was a good thing apparently hasn’t been to one of these poser soiree`s. That’s a whole lotta effing ugly a$$ed people to put in one room.

Classy - really classy. Steisand’s makeup artist decided “let’s go for the LOOK AT MY BOOBs and EMERALD so you don’t look at my nose, face and old lady hair”.

Little Georgie S was a whore for Clinton, so it’s only fitting he had to bring his tanked- up whore wife.

BTW, what the hell is it with Conan the Commedian? Must bleach and stickify his hair but forgot the wrinkle cream. What is he? Sixty?

And, lastly before I go, I’ll comment on Camilla! I can’t see her shoes, did Newt wheel her in on a dolly? I swear she looks like some department store mannequin.


6 posted on 04/28/2013 9:14:12 AM PDT by Gaffer
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Well, the Ducks certainly dropped several notches down the list for even entertaining the idea of attending such an event. Doubt they’ll drum up much business for Duck Commander at this shin-dig. Shame on you Willie and Kori.


7 posted on 04/28/2013 9:16:50 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: Celtic Conservative

Speaking of which, here is what a good looking celebrity looks like (and who did not attend)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3013216/posts


8 posted on 04/28/2013 9:24:03 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
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To: NOBO2012

Sarah Palin said it best. The ‘DC AssClowns’ held a ‘NerdProm.’


9 posted on 04/28/2013 9:37:44 AM PDT by AdaGray
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To: miss marmelstein; NOBO2012

Every single person in that room is an ENABLER to the biggest HOAX ever perpetrated on the American people. A bunch of hypocrites and traitors that should be tarred & feathered and prosecuted, some hanged and some have lifetime residence in GITMO without A/C!!!


10 posted on 04/28/2013 9:46:37 AM PDT by danamco (-)
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To: NOBO2012

A clown car filled with self-absorbed politicians,
media personalities and Hollywood busybodies.

11 posted on 04/28/2013 9:50:44 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: AdaGray
I watched part of Conan's spiel. His humor was rather lame, but not as mean-spirited as Steven Colbert's was a few years ago when he was the featured comedian.

One of the commentators on FNC later compared the whole thing to a high school lunch room--we saw the "cool kids" at one table making fun of the "uncool" kids at another table.

12 posted on 04/28/2013 10:04:59 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: NOBO2012

I think the fame has gone to Willie Robertsons head. Time to take DD off my DVR list. Sad how someone who calls himself a Christian can open support someone who openly opposes Christians and their values. Shame on you Willie!


13 posted on 04/28/2013 10:07:42 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Torpedo the Constitution and full speed ahead!!!)
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To: NOBO2012

The people in that room are why America is losing her power.


14 posted on 04/28/2013 10:07:53 AM PDT by Vision (We are not descended from fearful men)
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To: NOBO2012

If I was Conan O’Brien, I would sue my mortician for malpractice.


15 posted on 04/28/2013 10:09:36 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Vision
"The people in that room are why America is losing her power."

Actually Newt is the only person capable of saving the country.

I read that right here on FR, so it must be true.

16 posted on 04/28/2013 10:11:07 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Newt excluded.


17 posted on 04/28/2013 10:13:26 AM PDT by Vision (We are not descended from fearful men)
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To: NOBO2012

I know someone who was there.


18 posted on 04/28/2013 10:16:34 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Gaffer

I’ll comment on Camilla..Make that Callista.


19 posted on 04/28/2013 10:20:48 AM PDT by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Mountain Mary

Yeah...a slip of the similar (in more than one way, royally speaking), I guess....but you’re right...my bad.


20 posted on 04/28/2013 10:23:11 AM PDT by Gaffer
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