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White House Correspondents' Dinner: A Night Filled With Boobs...Oh, and itís Waning!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-28-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Allow me to summarize last night’s festivities: it sucked. Conan sucked, Big Guy sucked, the whole thing was really sucky. Butt then it always is; that’s why everyone plans all those great after-parties.

bloomberg vanity fair after partyThousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-Party

Big Guy was funnier than the professional comedian hired to host the affair (as required by a clause in his contract).The room was hot, the food was cold, and everything else was tepid. If you want to hear the lame jokes check out Politco or HuffPo. I’m going to focus on the real purpose of this event: personalities and boobage.

As usual we had in attendance both the old media and the new media,

Screenshot Studio capture #1063or, in the case of Arianna, both rolled into one, and I do mean rolled.

old pols and new and - 

Screenshot Studio capture #1060equally terrifying

old Hollywood – and I do mean OLD,

   streisand4michael douglas

along with new Hollywood -

Korie and willie robertsonDuck Dynasty stars Korie and Willie Robertson

(SNIP)

The only thing missing at this celebrity awards show were actual awards. So I decided to give some of my own.

First, the “Funkiest Hair” award. At any other event this award would have gone, hands-down, to comedian host Conan O'Brian. Butt this year he got serious competition from Lady M, so I’m calling it a tie:

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(SNIP)

For the “Best Gut Shot” award, another perennial winner, Harvey Weinstein:

harvey weinstein bookend

Although Chrissy McTingles was a close runner up and will definitely be a future contender:

chrissy and jack lew

My last award is for the guest most likely to have a mug shot taken later in the evening. The honor this year goes to George Stephanopoulos’ wife, Alexandra Wentworth. Although they both showed up looking like they were well into their cups -

George Stephanopoulos and Alexandra Wentworth

Alexandra kicked the award out of the park by willingly posing for her pre-mug shot:

Alexandra Wentworth

Which reminds me, I do have one other prize to award: the Goofiest Face award. Alexandra would have been a runner up if we didn’t have so many professionals to deal with. Again, in any normal arena, this award would have gone to host Conan O’Brian:

conan obrian face

Butt this isn’t a normal arena. And these aren’t any normal faces. So again, another tie: to the WONS!

               bo's funny faceno face

In summary: another successful evening of entertainment for the ruling elite by the court jesters.

Maybe we have blurred the edges a bit too much between the worlds of media, politics and entertainment, turning all of them into “celebrities” to the detriment of all of us living in the real world.

As Dewey from Detroit reminded us in  “Celebrity Culture,” Andy Warhol was indeed prescient:

Clearly the man who predicted that “in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes” knew a thing or two about the endurance of celebrity culture.

(SNIP)

It’s just that this seems like a very long 15 minutes.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama

1 posted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Show biz is now show biz for ugly people.


2 posted on 04/28/2013 9:07:33 AM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: NOBO2012

So many clowns all in one spot. Kind of like a universal clown convention.


3 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:59 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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To: NOBO2012

4 posted on 04/28/2013 9:09:59 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight,, he'll just kill you.)
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To: NOBO2012
Sarah Palin called it on the nose: ASSCLOWNS!

CC

5 posted on 04/28/2013 9:11:23 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Tease not the dragon, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: NOBO2012

Geez.....Where is the airspray, the photoshopping? Damn!

Whoever thought HD photography was a good thing apparently hasn’t been to one of these poser soiree`s. That’s a whole lotta effing ugly a$$ed people to put in one room.

Classy - really classy. Steisand’s makeup artist decided “let’s go for the LOOK AT MY BOOBs and EMERALD so you don’t look at my nose, face and old lady hair”.

Little Georgie S was a whore for Clinton, so it’s only fitting he had to bring his tanked- up whore wife.

BTW, what the hell is it with Conan the Commedian? Must bleach and stickify his hair but forgot the wrinkle cream. What is he? Sixty?

And, lastly before I go, I’ll comment on Camilla! I can’t see her shoes, did Newt wheel her in on a dolly? I swear she looks like some department store mannequin.


6 posted on 04/28/2013 9:14:12 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

Well, the Ducks certainly dropped several notches down the list for even entertaining the idea of attending such an event. Doubt they’ll drum up much business for Duck Commander at this shin-dig. Shame on you Willie and Kori.


7 posted on 04/28/2013 9:16:50 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: Celtic Conservative

Speaking of which, here is what a good looking celebrity looks like (and who did not attend)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3013216/posts


8 posted on 04/28/2013 9:24:03 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: America is in a cold civil war.)
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To: NOBO2012

Sarah Palin said it best. The ‘DC AssClowns’ held a ‘NerdProm.’


9 posted on 04/28/2013 9:37:44 AM PDT by AdaGray
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To: miss marmelstein; NOBO2012

Every single person in that room is an ENABLER to the biggest HOAX ever perpetrated on the American people. A bunch of hypocrites and traitors that should be tarred & feathered and prosecuted, some hanged and some have lifetime residence in GITMO without A/C!!!


10 posted on 04/28/2013 9:46:37 AM PDT by danamco (-)
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To: NOBO2012

A clown car filled with self-absorbed politicians,
media personalities and Hollywood busybodies.

11 posted on 04/28/2013 9:50:44 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: AdaGray
I watched part of Conan's spiel. His humor was rather lame, but not as mean-spirited as Steven Colbert's was a few years ago when he was the featured comedian.

One of the commentators on FNC later compared the whole thing to a high school lunch room--we saw the "cool kids" at one table making fun of the "uncool" kids at another table.

12 posted on 04/28/2013 10:04:59 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: NOBO2012

I think the fame has gone to Willie Robertsons head. Time to take DD off my DVR list. Sad how someone who calls himself a Christian can open support someone who openly opposes Christians and their values. Shame on you Willie!


13 posted on 04/28/2013 10:07:42 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Torpedo the Constitution and full speed ahead!!!)
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To: NOBO2012

The people in that room are why America is losing her power.


14 posted on 04/28/2013 10:07:53 AM PDT by Vision (We are not descended from fearful men)
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To: NOBO2012

If I was Conan O’Brien, I would sue my mortician for malpractice.


15 posted on 04/28/2013 10:09:36 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Vision
"The people in that room are why America is losing her power."

Actually Newt is the only person capable of saving the country.

I read that right here on FR, so it must be true.

16 posted on 04/28/2013 10:11:07 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Newt excluded.


17 posted on 04/28/2013 10:13:26 AM PDT by Vision (We are not descended from fearful men)
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To: NOBO2012

I know someone who was there.


18 posted on 04/28/2013 10:16:34 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Gaffer

I’ll comment on Camilla..Make that Callista.


19 posted on 04/28/2013 10:20:48 AM PDT by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Mountain Mary

Yeah...a slip of the similar (in more than one way, royally speaking), I guess....but you’re right...my bad.


20 posted on 04/28/2013 10:23:11 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: NOBO2012
Wasn't everyone who is anyone saying that Michelle's "bangs" were "cute"? Please, very obvious that she is now trying to grow them out.

Harvey Weinstein --- honestly, when you are that rich, shouldn't you look better?

21 posted on 04/28/2013 10:44:50 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: NOBO2012; mickie; flaglady47
Liberal Conan O'Brien is 50.....Liberal Barbra Streisand is 71.....Liberal George Steponallofus is 52.....Liberal Michael Douglas is 70.....Liberal Arianna Huffington-Puffington is 64.

Leni

22 posted on 04/28/2013 10:49:10 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Celtic Conservative

looks like the bar scene from STAR WARS


23 posted on 04/28/2013 10:51:05 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government shoud fear us.)
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To: bravo whiskey

LOL... best comment!


24 posted on 04/28/2013 10:56:18 AM PDT by antceecee (Bless us Father.. have mercy on us and protect us from evil.)
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To: LibertarianLiz

She wears wigs, nothing but wigs. Last night’s hair do looked like a smaller hair piece, sitting on top of her real hair, which is cut short. Michelle is like Oprah or Dolly Partin, you will never see them without their wigs or hair pieces.


25 posted on 04/28/2013 11:01:37 AM PDT by Eva
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To: LibertarianLiz

Looks like she was hiding behind her bangs. I wonder if they kept getting stuck in her fake eyelashes. ( meow)


26 posted on 04/28/2013 11:07:32 AM PDT by Exit148
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To: Eva
think Michelle had wig plus hair piece attached in back...laugh my butt off when journalist say ‘her bangs are growing’ just too funny, you can see her hair line most of the time, especially when the wind is blowing..

wish someone would ask her point blank...DO YOU WEAR WIGS ALL THE TIME????

27 posted on 04/28/2013 5:07:25 PM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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To: Exit148
I watched a tape of Conan kissing up to the Obamas while attempting to be funny (Fail!) and one time the camera was focused on Michelle Obomba from a side view and every time she blinked her giant fake eyelashes would bump her fake bangs and make them wiggle.

A normal person would brush their bangs out of the way, but like Anthony Perkins with the fly walking on his face, she just kept staring straight ahead with her bottom lip almost covering her nose.

28 posted on 04/28/2013 8:20:42 PM PDT by Syncro ("So?")
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To: Syncro; MinuteGal

“A normal person would brush their bangs out of the way, but like Anthony Perkins with the fly walking on his face, she just kept staring straight ahead with her bottom lip almost covering her nose.”

I believe that is Obama with the fly walking on his face. In fact flies seem to walk on his face quite frequently. They are attracted to garbage.


29 posted on 04/29/2013 1:31:50 AM PDT by flaglady47 (When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
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To: NOBO2012
Duck Dynasty stars Korie and Willie Robertson

ugh

30 posted on 04/29/2013 1:41:28 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: flaglady47; MinuteGal
I believe that is Obama with the fly walking on his face. In fact flies seem to walk on his face quite frequently. They are attracted to garbage.
You are absolutely correct!

The fly was walking on Perkin's hand in the movie Psycho, not his face.

The point was that she (he thought he was his mother) wouldn't even harm a fly.




31 posted on 04/29/2013 9:52:28 AM PDT by Syncro ("So?")
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