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DUmmie FUnnies 12-23-12 (HUffies React to Egyptian Sharia Law Constitution)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 23, 2012 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/23/2012 4:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Being anti-Western trumps all for the Left. You can be a narrow-minded fascistic political organization like the Muslim Brotherhood that treats women and religions other than fanatic Muslims like dirt but that is all okay with the Left as long they proclaim themselves to be against Western Civilization. Thus we have a situation in which American liberals consider Pat Robertson to be much more dangerous to freedom than Mohammed Morsi who now rules Egypt under their new Sharia Law constitution. The DUmmies and the KOmmies have yet to react to Sharia Law Egypt but we have a HUffie THREAD with a lot of reactions. Fortunately, since the HUffingtion Post does not automatically tombstone dissenting opinions, we do have cases of sanity among the responses. So let us now watch the HUffies react to Sharia Law Egypt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who expects the left to blame Republicans when the Muslim Brotherhood begins tearing down the ancient "infidel" pyramids as they have promised, is in the [brackets]:

Egypt Constitution Likely Approved: Muslim Brotherhood

[Remember when some liberal proclaimed that the Muslim Brotherhood was really secular? Anyway more from this Reuters story...]

CAIRO, Dec 23 (Reuters) - A constitution drafted by an Islamist-dominated assembly was approved by a majority of Egyptians in a referendum, rival camps said on Sunday, after a vote the opposition said drove a wedge through the Arab world's most populous nation.

[Welcome to the Egyptian Arab Spring where it is the Muslim Brotherhood way or the highway.]

The Muslim Brotherhood, which propelled President Mohamed Mursi to power in a June election, said an unofficial tally showed 64 percent of voters backed the charter after two rounds of voting that ended with a final ballot on Saturday.

[The Muslim Brotherhood counts the votes so the results are preordained.]

Mursi's Islamist backers say the constitution is vital for the transition to democracy, nearly two years after the overthrow of autocrat Hosni Mubarak. It will provide the stability needed to help a fragile economy, they say.

[Yeah, a "transition to democracy" where it is illegal to be a Coptic Christian and mandatory for women to wear ugly black bathrobes in public.]

Mursi's Islamist backers say the constitution is vital for the transition to democracy, nearly two years after the overthrow of autocrat Hosni Mubarak. It will provide the stability needed to help a fragile economy, they say.

[Meanwhile Morsi's (or Mursi's) kids are allowed to live the good life guess where? Here in America where they can drink liquor and go nightclubbing.]

The new basic law sets a limit of two four-year presidential terms. It says the principles of sharia, Islamic law, remain the main source of legislation but adds an article to explain this. It also says Islamic authorities will be consulted on sharia - a source of concern to Christians and others.

[But at least the EVIL Republicans have no say on the law. And now to the HUffie reaction...]

Egypt’s new constitution protects everyone’s freedom of association, and right to practice what ever they believe "freely", heck even Buddhist are protected in this constitution. Only uninformed sheep’s and flux news scared fools would think people in ME should not vote… yeah, big corporations are losing go figure... power to the people.

[Coptic Christians can be declared illegal but this HUffie is happy because he is under the illusion that Sharia Law will protect Buddhists.]

The Sharia Law doesn't apply to Americans. If that's what the people of Islam want, then it's up to them. Why should we decide for them?

[Sharia Law WILL be coming to America under the guise of "diversity."]

I always wanted to go see the pyramids one day. Guess that won't be happening now that Obama's guy is in power in Egypt.

[There might not even be any pyramids left after the Muslim Brotherhood is done with them. And when they start tearing the pyramids down, the Left in this country will ask us not to be "judgmental" about their insanity.]

Obama is in favor of theocracies?

[Only when they are anti-Western.]

Why couldn't the Muslim Brotherhood have just written an open constitution of freedoms and rights after all the years Egypt has been under the yoke of dictators and after fighting for these freedoms?

[Pollyanna can't figure out ugly reality.]

LET NO ONE SEEK THE HELP OF REPUBLICANS NO MATTER THE COST!

[Yeah. It's perfectly alright for Egypt to plunge into the nightmare of Sharia Law Islamofacsism as long as NO REPUBLICANS are involved.]

Wait, liberals told us these were the new young Jeffersonians, hungering to usher in a new age of democracy, of human rights, of peace and tolerance and inclusiveness. The conservatives warned that the MB was none of those things, and is in fact the Petri dish from which AQ, Hamas and Hezbollah all grew. Gee, imagine that, our community agitator in chief deposed a secular dictator with AQ's favorite think tank. What could go wrong?

[If you had posted that in DUmmieland you would have already been tombstoned.]

Remember, you low information Obama voters, Hillary Clinton supported this change in Egypt. Hillary helped make this possible.

[Hillary's very very close aide, Humma Weiner, is a Muslim Brotherhood supporter.]

Speaking of Islam and it's supporters, how long will Hillary be going to rehab for to address her recent bout of issues and "concussions?"

[Her "concussion" was a Sharreal experience.]

Sharia, republican, no difference. You like Rs, you hate freedom. Just like the muslim boys club

[Sure. Sure. We all know that the EVIL Republicans are planning to cover women in ugly black bathrobes and make all bow down to Pat Robertson. It all makes sense in your padded cell.]

American voters need to look at what's going on in Egypt. If care is not take, this is what the tea party, which has now totally hijacked the Republican Party, could do if given any significant power. Christian zealots and Islamic ones are the same for all practice and purpose.

[Is that you, Nancy Pelosi?]

We have the American version of the Islamist party in this country, the evangelical Christian right wing of the Republican party. Some of the candidates running for trhe Republican nomination said, straight out, that they were running because God had told them to run. They didn't win this time, but they did have substantial votrer support.

[Nurse! Bring the Lithium treatment to Padded Cell #9!]

Liberals know Obama pushed for the MB to take over and they just cant find it in themselves to give Obama the credit.

[According to the Padded Cell HUffies, the MB is all the fault of conservative Republicans.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: egypt; huffies; muslimbrotherhood; sharia; shariah; sharialaw
Ironically, I was just talking to a friend of mine today at the Swap Shop who is a Coptic Christian Egyptian. Oh, and I got into the Swap Shop for FREE instead of paying $5 for parking because of...COUPONS!
1 posted on 12/23/2012 4:20:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP?


2 posted on 12/23/2012 4:22:06 PM PST by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/23/2012 4:24:13 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

It never fails to amaze me how the left can cheer on a group whom believe that homosexuals should be executed, women are property, and freedom is whatever the dictators at the moment say it is.

All this, and then they’ll usually sit back, smile, and say ‘good job.’ Oh, and then go protest a bakery for refusing to make a wedding cake for a gay couple with 24 hour notice and call the owner a bigot.


4 posted on 12/23/2012 4:28:34 PM PST by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: kingu

I wonder what the reaction will be from WILLIAM RIVERS PITT when he finds out that Sharia Law has been instituted upon Bukowski’s?


5 posted on 12/23/2012 4:31:03 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
It also says Islamic authorities will be consulted on sharia

Probably like jolly old jihad Santa in the lead pic...

6 posted on 12/23/2012 4:36:55 PM PST by mikrofon (Islam == Sant'sharia)
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To: PJ-Comix

Libs desperately want to be oppressed and will imagine they are even when they’re not.


7 posted on 12/23/2012 4:39:59 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Libs desperately want to be oppressed and will imagine they are even when they’re not.

Top 10!


8 posted on 12/23/2012 4:40:39 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: kingu

I just can’t fathom what they hope to achieve by blaming the republicans for something they know was Obama’s doing.

Selective reality I guess. We don’t like what we did so we’ll blame somebody else.


9 posted on 12/23/2012 4:48:18 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix
ARAB SPRINGTIME FOR EGYPT
Tune: "Springtime for Hitler"

Terrorists were having trouble
What a sad, sad error
Needed an enabler
To restore their reign of terror

Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
Obama wants us free

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
The Brotherhood is happy and gay
We did our big Benghazi job
We're glad, glad as a Nazi mob

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Winter for Christians and Jews
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Come on, Muslims, get over your blues . . .

Mobs are now a Cairo factor
Copts will need a chiropractor . . .

Don't be stupid, don't you be odd
Come and join the Muslim jihad . . .

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Burkas will work as a rule
Bombs blowing up a crowd again
Jihad is proud and loud again

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Springing up riots galore
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Means that soon we'll be blowin'
We've got to be blowin'
You know we'll be blowing up more!

10 posted on 12/23/2012 5:05:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Great parody song. I was actually going to ask for a parody song on this topic but the wording just wasn't right. I was thinking of "Sharia Baby" based on "Sherry Baby" but the beat is off. Anyway, your idea is much better.

Maybe will recycle your parody over at NewsBusters in the near future.

11 posted on 12/23/2012 5:17:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder how the libbies will feel when the Islamic cretins in Egypt blow up the pyramids...


12 posted on 12/23/2012 5:39:32 PM PST by GraceG
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To: Charles Henrickson
One thing forgotten about "The Producers" is that it spelled the end of the Hippie movement back in 1968. At the 3:25 mark in this VIDEO you can see Dick Shawn as LSD the Hippie. Possibly the funniest movie scene ever. The satirization of hippies was so great that after this movie came out, hippies began denying they were hippies. They just couldn't take the laughter that came their way thanx to Dick "LSD" Shawn.
13 posted on 12/23/2012 5:45:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
I was thinking of "Sharia Baby" based on "Sherry Baby". . . .

If I were doing a parody featuring the word "Sharia," I would do something like this:

How do you back a Muslim with Sharia?

or

Sharia! I just passed a law named Sharia . . .

Something like that.

14 posted on 12/23/2012 5:46:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
Seen it several times before but still had to see it through again to the end. One thing most don't think about was at that time, all girl back up groups were rare. They were over a decade away from the mainstream.

Remember an interview with Mel Brooks. He said that this movie never even showed in Germany until the 80s. The real crowd's reaction to “Springtime For Hitler” was the same as the ones in the movie audience.

15 posted on 12/23/2012 6:08:58 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: GraceG

What they “feel” about anything that goes wrong. It’s the Republican’s and Christian’s fault.


16 posted on 12/23/2012 6:14:01 PM PST by CH3CN (Two in the bush saves nine.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is that the Muslim version of Santa in that picture?


17 posted on 12/23/2012 6:15:42 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


18 posted on 12/23/2012 7:41:35 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!)
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To: cripplecreek
I just can’t fathom what they hope to achieve by blaming the republicans for something they know was Obama’s doing.

Selective reality I guess. We don’t like what we did so we’ll blame somebody else.

See my tagline.

19 posted on 12/23/2012 8:37:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These idiots claim the TP would push for tyrranny, as the scream to disarm their fellow citizens. Useful idiots!


20 posted on 12/24/2012 4:47:40 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s scary to me that liberals actually compare conservatives to the taliban. Yet on the other hand, they don’t criticize Obama who helped bring this new leader into power. They also aren’t critical of the brutalities of Sharia Law, calling it custom and their choice, and saying the Republicans should stay away from it as though Republicans would be opposed to it and ruin it. Yet they say Republicans want a Christian equivalent of Sharia Law here. There’s some serious cognitive dissonance going on here.


21 posted on 12/24/2012 2:40:01 PM PST by Pinkbell
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