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Reid Vows to Thwart President Romney
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Nov 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/03/2012 1:10:15 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) issued a stern warning to voters against electing Governor Mitt Romney as president.

“Mr. Romney is touting himself as someone who can work with members of the opposing party,” Reid observed. “But let me remind everyone that it takes two to tango. And I’m not dancing to any tune Romney wants to play.”

“Voters thinking of going for Romney need to reconsider whether they want to institutionalize a stalemate in the federal government,” Reid advised. “I’m promising right now that no bill supported by a President Romney will ever get a hearing as long as I’m Majority Leader.”

Reid suggested that “the only way I can see us getting anything done is for Romney to jettison the Tea Party’s push for lower taxes and smaller government. This country has big problems. It will take a big government to solve them. If a Romney Administration acknowledges this truth maybe there’ll be a common ground from which we can work for a brighter future.”

In related news, confident that President Barack Obama will be reelected for a second term, White House Senior Adviser Valerie Jarret promised that “those who’ve gone against us will rue the day. As the President has reminded everyone, this will be the last election. So, there will be no need for him to restrain himself for fear of alienating would-be future voters.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/11/03/reid-vows-to-thwart-president-romney/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; reid; romney; satire
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To: John Semmens

This just shines a spotlight on the real problem - the Senate. We need to get a Republican majority or all the good work of the house will continue to fall on deaf ears when it gets to the partisan blackhole of the Senate


21 posted on 11/03/2012 2:24:53 PM PDT by marsh2
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To: John Semmens; All

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/nov/2/reid-says-he-cant-work-romney/

Unfortunately, this is not a satire; Reid has said “No cooperation”


22 posted on 11/03/2012 3:32:24 PM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: John Semmens

Now everyone knows which side the partisanship and gridlock really come from. If the people from Nevada don’t park this old fool next electiion, you know they are idiots.


23 posted on 11/03/2012 3:34:53 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: maxwellsmart_agent

Agreed. Reid is a disgrace to the great State of Nevada.


24 posted on 11/03/2012 7:12:03 PM PDT by alamogal
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To: alamogal

Reid is a disgrace to the human race.


25 posted on 11/03/2012 10:48:18 PM PDT by JayNorth (Barack Obama and Joe Biden are proof positive that two wrongs don't make a right!)
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