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Reid Vows to Thwart President Romney
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Nov 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/03/2012 1:10:15 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) issued a stern warning to voters against electing Governor Mitt Romney as president.

“Mr. Romney is touting himself as someone who can work with members of the opposing party,” Reid observed. “But let me remind everyone that it takes two to tango. And I’m not dancing to any tune Romney wants to play.”

“Voters thinking of going for Romney need to reconsider whether they want to institutionalize a stalemate in the federal government,” Reid advised. “I’m promising right now that no bill supported by a President Romney will ever get a hearing as long as I’m Majority Leader.”

Reid suggested that “the only way I can see us getting anything done is for Romney to jettison the Tea Party’s push for lower taxes and smaller government. This country has big problems. It will take a big government to solve them. If a Romney Administration acknowledges this truth maybe there’ll be a common ground from which we can work for a brighter future.”

In related news, confident that President Barack Obama will be reelected for a second term, White House Senior Adviser Valerie Jarret promised that “those who’ve gone against us will rue the day. As the President has reminded everyone, this will be the last election. So, there will be no need for him to restrain himself for fear of alienating would-be future voters.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/11/03/reid-vows-to-thwart-president-romney/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; reid; romney; satire

1 posted on 11/03/2012 1:10:21 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Harry means, ‘ SCREW THE COUNTRY !! “


2 posted on 11/03/2012 1:12:14 PM PDT by molson209
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To: John Semmens

Bring it, Harry.

Just try.


3 posted on 11/03/2012 1:12:56 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Reid would not be saying this unless he was certain there would be a President Romney. If he thought 0bama was going to be re-elected...and he would still be the Senate majority leader, there would be nothing to say.

In reality, Reid knows the next present will be W.M. Romney. What he hasn’t yet realized, or come to grips with, is he will become the Senate minority leader on January 3, 2013, which is 17 days before Romney becomes President.


4 posted on 11/03/2012 1:16:42 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: John Semmens

Too close to reality.


5 posted on 11/03/2012 1:24:05 PM PDT by lurk
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To: John Semmens

I almost bit that time. It would be funny if it couldn’t be true!!


6 posted on 11/03/2012 1:26:08 PM PDT by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: lurk

Ried will go the way of Pelosi.


7 posted on 11/03/2012 1:27:17 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: molson209

I’m always amazed at how many people get fooled by this thread poster. You have to wonder how many FR users actually read the OP before adding to the thread.


8 posted on 11/03/2012 1:27:18 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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9 posted on 11/03/2012 1:27:33 PM PDT by NoLibZone (I know what it is to be Black,to be hated for who I am, more so than Whoppi does. I'm a Republican.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s past time for Reid to be removed!


10 posted on 11/03/2012 1:31:00 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Win One For The Gipper!!!!!! Nov 6, 2012)
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11 posted on 11/03/2012 1:34:10 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The Red Cross says, Vote For Obama!)
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This man is a vile disgusting rat pig.... It bothers me that US Senator would behave the way he behaves.... I know that wishing for him to experience the most painful heart attack and stroke, occurring simultaneously all while being pecked at by 100 American Bald Eagles is very unchristian and therefore I ask for God’s forgiveness, but just the same,.... ugh.... he is a disgrace.


12 posted on 11/03/2012 1:34:35 PM PDT by Heff (Half this country is that stupid.)
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13 posted on 11/03/2012 1:34:35 PM PDT by bigbob
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But, I thought the problem was the eeevil Rethuglicans that wouldn’t work with Obama.


14 posted on 11/03/2012 1:37:25 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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HARRY, you won’t be around to Thwart anyone. We retake the senate, you go become a lot machine change employee in Vegas.


15 posted on 11/03/2012 1:42:07 PM PDT by spawn44 (moo)
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To: John Semmens

No... But he will thwart Impeachment / Bengazi and that will suck...


16 posted on 11/03/2012 1:42:37 PM PDT by taildragger (( Fubarward Obama 2012, think about it :-) ))
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I pray that we elect a republican Senate majority so Harry can crawl back under his Nevada rock. Has not the last two years been great without seeing Pelosi’s ugly mug each night? Lord help us have 50!!
17 posted on 11/03/2012 1:49:17 PM PDT by 2010Freeper
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To: John Semmens

Figured it had to be fake as I couldn’t come up with one thing Romney enacted as governor that Reid wouldn’t support completely. Anyone?


18 posted on 11/03/2012 1:53:54 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: John Semmens
Does this mean Reid wants Romney to fail?

Has Chris Matthews tumbled to this yet?

19 posted on 11/03/2012 2:02:40 PM PDT by stevem
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He won’t be in office.


20 posted on 11/03/2012 2:08:38 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

This just shines a spotlight on the real problem - the Senate. We need to get a Republican majority or all the good work of the house will continue to fall on deaf ears when it gets to the partisan blackhole of the Senate


21 posted on 11/03/2012 2:24:53 PM PDT by marsh2
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/nov/2/reid-says-he-cant-work-romney/

Unfortunately, this is not a satire; Reid has said “No cooperation”


22 posted on 11/03/2012 3:32:24 PM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: John Semmens

Now everyone knows which side the partisanship and gridlock really come from. If the people from Nevada don’t park this old fool next electiion, you know they are idiots.


23 posted on 11/03/2012 3:34:53 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: maxwellsmart_agent

Agreed. Reid is a disgrace to the great State of Nevada.


24 posted on 11/03/2012 7:12:03 PM PDT by alamogal
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To: alamogal

Reid is a disgrace to the human race.


25 posted on 11/03/2012 10:48:18 PM PDT by JayNorth (Barack Obama and Joe Biden are proof positive that two wrongs don't make a right!)
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