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Transportation Secretary Envies China Dictatorship
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 July 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/07/2012 3:55:06 PM PDT by John Semmens

Miffed that the Administration's dream of a nationwide high-speed rail passenger system may be derailed by uncooperative states, Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said he wished the US were more like China. Thus far Florida, Ohio, and Wisconsin have opted out of participating in the President's high-speed rail scheme.

“In China the government doesn't have to put up with people thwarting their plans,” LaHood explained. “If the top guy says do something, everyone has to go along. They don't have state legislatures or governors deciding they don't want to pony up their share of the cost for the rail program. And they certainly don't have to worry about voters rejecting the taxes or bonds that are needed to fund construction.”

LaHood held out the hope that November's election might change things here in America. “Up to now, the President has had to go through the motions of asking for states to join in voluntarily in funding the program,” the Secretary pointed out. “After he is reelected, though, there'll be no need for that. A single signature on an Executive Order mandating universal participation should suffice.”

A key factor in LaHood's optimism was the Supreme Court's recent ruling on the Affordable Care Act. “It is now a matter of settled law that those who refuse to participate in a government mandated program can be taxed,” he contended. “Faced with the prospect of being taxed and getting nothing in return I think states contemplating rebellion against the federal plan for high-speed rail will come into line.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/114542-2012-07-06-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-july-8-2012.htm


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: highspeedrail; obama; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 07/07/2012 3:55:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“In China the government doesn't have to put up with people thwarting their plans,”

Of course the Oboma administration would love to run America like China. If the citizens don't obey their masters, they get one quick shot in the head. Wouldn't the commies in charge right now love that kind of power! It's like an Oboma wet dream.

2 posted on 07/07/2012 4:04:29 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: John Semmens
And they certainly don't have to worry about voters

Bingo. Unlimited power, unlimited luxury, unlimited number of slaves forever.

3 posted on 07/07/2012 4:10:53 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: John Semmens

Hey, don’t like it? Pack up and move to China dingbat.
Otherwise, STFU.


4 posted on 07/07/2012 4:52:26 PM PDT by lgjhn23
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To: concerned about politics

... and this guy is a Republican, I hear?


5 posted on 07/07/2012 5:01:12 PM PDT by ArmyTeach (Our liberties, we prize and our rights we will maintain ... USS Iowa BB 61)
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To: John Semmens

I see you trying to sneak this one.


6 posted on 07/07/2012 5:13:02 PM PDT by wastedyears ("God? I didn't know he was signed onto the system.")
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To: John Semmens
http://www.examiner.com/article/transportation-secretary-praises-authoritarian-chinese-rule-on-high-speed-rail

You must riff it


7 posted on 07/07/2012 5:40:39 PM PDT by BlueDragon (cast your bread upon the waters, it will come back to you after many days... all soggy)
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To: John Semmens
Komrade Ray...

Don't let the door hit ya...
... on the way out!!

8 posted on 07/07/2012 5:53:58 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: John Semmens

Another good one John. Enjoyed.


9 posted on 07/07/2012 5:54:37 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

It takes actual brains, PhDs in hard science, to run China as a dictatorship.

Not some podunk gangsta wannabes art and lawyer students from Chicago.


10 posted on 07/07/2012 5:54:50 PM PDT by JudgemAll (Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
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