Posted on 07/01/2012 2:45:39 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
If you're in the Boston area and want free drinks, simply go to the Cambridge Bukowski's and blast America. If you do, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT will pull out a wad of his trust fund bucks and pay for all the drinks you want. You can see this technique at work in this Pitt THREAD, "America Must Declare War on America." The scene starts out with Pitt writing about his favorite subject, himself, and goes downhill from there. I guess Pitt must be drowning his sorrows in multiple brewskis nowadays to help him get over his frustration over NOT being a part of the Elizabeth Warren campaign. Yes, the one election race of most interest to liberals and Pitt is not allowed to become involved. Perhaps it might have something to do with the Karl Rove Indictment fraud he perpetrated. Or maybe it might have something to do with his public humiliation after he threatened violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. So let us now watch Pitt once again talk into his beer mug in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has been scoring all the FREE beer he wants via coupons, is in the [brackets]:
America Must Declare War on America
[Bukowski's Special: Just recite those magic words and score FREE beer care of the Trust Fund Kid.]
I was polishing the local bartop with my elbows the other day next to a naturalized Irishman who works as an electrician. He asked what I did for a living, and I winced a little before telling him, "I write politics," because I knew what was coming. As ever, when I let people know what I do while in the confines of a drinking establishment, I was immediately subjected to a sustained violation of The First Law Of The Bar: "Thou shalt not talk of religion or politics here."
[Don't be so humble, Pitt. You should have told the Irishman about how you broke the story about how Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006.]
Such moments are normally excruciating for me, pretty much entirely because the absolute last thing I want to do while nursing a whiskey and watching a ballgame is talk shop. This time, however, was different. My new friend regaled me with a succinct, accurate and scathing assessment of his adopted country - "Millions of people need work, the infrastructure of the country is falling down around our ears, but no one in power seems able or willing to put one and one together and solve two problems with one stroke," he railed at one point - before summing it all up with a single, perfect, devastating brick.
"America," he said, "has a war on drugs that doesn't work. It has a war on poverty that doesn't work. It has a war on crime that has only managed to fill its prisons. It has wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that didn't work. You want to fix everything that has gone wrong? There's only one answer: America must declare war on America."
[The Irishman obviously knew the key to unlocking Pitt's trust fund bucks.]
My new friend did not pay for another drink the rest of the night.
[See how easy it was?]
Absolutely God damned right.
[More clichéd Pitt writing.]
America must declare war on America, against the fusillade of divisive nonsense that passes for political discourse these days, provided with full corporate sponsorship by a small cabal of rich people via the "mainstream" news media they own from top to bottom. Americans must declare war on America, on the America this fortunate few would create with zeroes to the left of the decimal on their secret donation checks, on the America these reavers and traitors seek to make in their own corrupted, bloated image.
[Ranted a member of a small cabal of rich trust fund kids.]
I have made this point time and time and time again, but it bears repeating once more: the single greatest strength the far right and their paymasters enjoy is their utter and complete lack of shame. They will say anything - literally anything - to gain an advantage in any debate, and be damned to whoever takes a screwing in the process.
[Will they also say "Karl Rove will be indicted in 24 business hours?"]
As if all this were not enough already, that small cabal who helped deliver us to this diseased and deranged estate has the perfect answer to all the problems before us: a plastic-fantastic fraud of a multi-millionaire, named after a kitchen utensil, who was against everything he stands for before he was for it before he was against it, who made his money killing American jobs, whose wife tries to connect with the common people by wearing $900 t-shirts on national television, and whose family claimed a $70,000 tax deduction for owning a doped-up horse.
[So even if his wife were homeless, like Bobo the Hobo, you would still threaten to slam her.]
America must declare war on America. You, me, and everyone we know with brain one in our heads and the best interests of the country at heart need to charge the ramparts, stand our post, and refuse to take even one step back.
[Pitt charged the ramparts when the OWS Boston was around by lying on his comfy couch and watching it on TV.]
The Supreme Court is rewriting the Constitution on the back of a corporate pay stub, Congress has made itself more useless than nipples on an ice cream cone, the President of the United States has decided he can kill where and who he wishes with a video game, and Colorado is on fire even as the "mainstream" news media gives respectful ear to a Republican presidential candidate who argues that firing firefighters is a bully idea and the answer to all that ails us.
[Not satisfied that The Bamster did a Colorado fire flyover on his way to a Hollywood fundraiser?]
To a great many people's surprise, a majority of the Supreme Court - led by Chief Justice Roberts, of all people - ruled in favor of the Affordable Care Act on Thursday morning. For many Americans, this was a big victory and a tremendous relief, but in truth, the law does not nearly go far enough. Senator Bernie Sanders said it best: "In my view, while the Affordable Care Act is an important step in the right direction and I am glad that the Supreme Court upheld it, we ultimately need to do better. If we are serious about providing high-quality, affordable healthcare as a right, not a privilege, the real solution to America's health care crisis is a Medicare-for-all, single-payer system. Until then, we will remain the only major nation that does not provide health care for every man, woman and child as a right of citizenship."
[So can we mark you down as in favor of repealing ObamaCare?]
This issue is one of a multitude facing this nation today, and there is only one way to get it done.
America must declare war on America.
[The magic words to loosen up those trust fund coins from Pitt.]
Stand your post.
[Lie your couch. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]
We don't need a war on America - we need a revolution.
[Bolshevik Revolution of course. And don't forget to expropriate the trust funds of a certain Bukowski's denizen.]
Did you ask your Irish friend if he might be interested in writing about politics?
[Perhaps he could provide us a scoop on the impending Karl Rove indictment.]
The implementation of national health care was badly timed. It was brought on line as a matter of political expediency rather than one of immediate need. It is going to cost the taxpayers billions before the smoke clears.
[Thank you for your input you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
PING!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1059.
It really will not be long until these people try to start the conflagrations.
I think of my tagline.
“America must declare war on America.”
But never question his patriotism.
Posting before reading the whole article since 1999.
Tomorrow I am supposed to FINALLY get my hand cast removed. It was supposed to happen in May but they put a bigger one on instead. It has really made typing tougher but hopefully it will be gone tomorrow. I sort of half removed my pinkie from the cast a few days ago and feeling is restored and I can wiggle it.
Sounds like the “We must destroy America in order to save America”. philosophy.
Unless there’s a bartender willing to attest to the fact pitiful pitt paid the tab, I’m going to assume he made Padragh the Leprechaun up from whole cloth or simple self medication.
OR if Paddy The’tool exists, he stiffed the bar for both of their tabs and plans to blame the irishman when next he goes drinking.
Either one has about equal likelihood.
At least one person thinks so.
Of course he starts with an Oscar Wilde quote as if he's on his level and to start the pretentiousness at a level that can only go higher.
This guy needs attention like no one I've had the displeasure to meet. It's always me me me or about me. Does anyone really think he tries to avoid saying what he does with his time, he probably has a hat with a card that says PRESS in it like you see in old cartoons.
I have made this point time and time and time again, but it bears repeating once more: the single greatest strength the far right and their paymasters enjoy is their utter and complete lack of shame. They will say anything - literally anything - to gain an advantage in any debate, and be damned to whoever takes a screwing in the process.
He writes this with a straight face. Who was it who said they wanted Romney's house to burn down, wasn't it Joy Behar in all her compassion and someone get a hold of our paymasters, my check is late.
Really, lack of shame, Lawrence O'donnel is a paragon of virtue along with all the others frothing on the left and yes I spelled his name incorrectly, I don't have enough respect for him to look it up.
Pitt and his vanity book are just a joke; what does he do when the money runs out, does he have a degree? Does he have an employable skill because writing sure isn't it.
Hi chickee!
Hello to you, too. Wishing you and yours a fantastic fourth of July.
Once again the Pittster has a ready sock-puppet for which he can accurately relate every detail of the conversation. This time it’s not a converted Conservative but a Paddy Pushover. My new job will put me in Boston every few weeks. Maybe I need to stop by Bukowski’s and let him convert me. See if he writes about it!
You see, when I went on active duty in ‘65, I took an oath to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
That oath did not have an expiration date.
Any questions, Mr. Pitt?
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