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Something To Consider Before Going Home With A Liberal
The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-14-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 05/14/2012 5:31:17 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

See more liberal pickup lines here

 


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: liberal; pickuplines; satire

1 posted on 05/14/2012 5:31:24 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Everytime a Democrat is right a unicorn is born.

That is funny.


2 posted on 05/14/2012 5:38:44 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why would any sane individual consider taking a liberal Democrat home?

Remember, if they don’t reproduce, they will disappear.


3 posted on 05/14/2012 5:52:12 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: The Looking Spoon

The requested document does not exist on this server.


4 posted on 05/14/2012 6:26:12 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Good question from a Male's perspective, considering that according to one of life's many Undeniable Truths, there are very few, hot or even attractive, Lib women.

In fact, most would defeat our most potent weapon and one which we routinely use as an excuse (that is until daylight slaps us up side the head with a good dose of sober reality) and to overcome our common sense and good judgment when we are in a watering hole and its 15 minutes before closing time:

"Beer Goggles!"

Case in point.....

4vsmte
I rest my case, your honor! lol
5 posted on 05/14/2012 6:30:37 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: Beowulf9

Every time a toilet flushes,a liberal gets his brains.


6 posted on 05/14/2012 6:36:10 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Your parents basement or my parents basement?


7 posted on 05/14/2012 6:38:56 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: philetus

Try the link at the article- it works, it’s just the URL in the body of the post that’s broken.


8 posted on 05/14/2012 6:46:40 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Tories in- now the REAL work begins!)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

Sorry, but that is one butt-ugly human....(It is human, isn’t it?)


9 posted on 05/14/2012 7:13:35 PM PDT by majormaturity
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

That woman isn’t only ugly and obnoxious...she’s nasty!


10 posted on 05/14/2012 7:57:55 PM PDT by txboss (Proud infidel cracker.)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet

AWW she’s ok. She just needs a little power washin at the e car wash and she’s good to go for the night.


11 posted on 05/14/2012 8:09:09 PM PDT by Newbomb Turk (The sheepdogs guard the sheep.)
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To: txboss

Who cares what she looks like, you can’t fix stupid. Trust me that is a deal breaker.


12 posted on 05/14/2012 9:09:27 PM PDT by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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