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Obama Campaign Advisor Says “Cain Not a Serious Contender”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 Oct 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/24/2011 1:21:19 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senior Obama adviser David Axelrod dismissed Herman Cain’s chance for ever becoming president.

“Look, he has too many strikes against him,” Axelrod argued. “First, there is no way that a Black man can be nominated by the Republicans. The GOP is a white man’s Party—of the white man, by the white man and for the white man. Always has been, always will be. This just simple history for you.”

“Second, Cain is out of step with the Black people of this country,” Axelrod added. “It has been said by others, his story is not the typical Black man’s story. His notion that hard work is the path to success doesn’t resonate with the vast majority of Blacks. He won’t get their votes because he has nothing to offer them in exchange.”

“Perhaps most importantly, he has no money,” Axelrod gloated. “How can we take him seriously if the people with money aren’t trying to buy a seat at his table? On top of all the free media time he’ll get, President Obama will raise an additional billion dollars, most of it from major players in business and banking, to fund his campaign. The only Republican who might garner a third as much is Mitt Romney. Cain should quit before he gets hurt trying to run with the big boys.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/10/22/president-proud-of-mistake-free-first-three-years/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cain; hermancain; obama; romney; satire

1 posted on 10/24/2011 1:21:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

dang, is he actually channeling Karl Rove?


2 posted on 10/24/2011 1:24:59 PM PDT by mazda77 (and I am a Native Texan)
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To: John Semmens

3 posted on 10/24/2011 1:26:33 PM PDT by NativeNewYorker (Freepin' Jew Boy)
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To: John Semmens
Satire loses it effect when it has no difference from the real thing ...
4 posted on 10/24/2011 1:26:46 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: John Semmens

Right, Cain’s is not the typical black man’s story. He moved off the Demonrat plantation early on.


5 posted on 10/24/2011 1:30:10 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Stop the destruction in 2012 or continue the decline)
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To: John Semmens

AxleShaft is clearly a racist.


6 posted on 10/24/2011 1:34:44 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: John Semmens

Yes, and I want you to keep believing that too....right up to the moment he kicks the Marxists out of the White House.


7 posted on 10/24/2011 1:43:55 PM PDT by A. Patriot (Have we lost our Republic? Do the majority of Americans care?)
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To: John Semmens

Isn’t that what they said about Obama, back when Hillary was 30 points ahead?


8 posted on 10/24/2011 1:53:16 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: John Semmens
Obama Campaign Advisor Says “Cain Not a Serious Contender”

Obama couldn't issue the statement himself, as he was hurrying to finish his golf game in time to watch the football game before attending the big bash honoring his celebrity friends, and then prepare for his trip to the West Coast where he will be wined and dined by his Hollywood buds, and then on to a relaxing weekend with the family where he will focus on his golf swing and play some hoops and eat lots of ice cream.

9 posted on 10/24/2011 2:02:50 PM PDT by giotto
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To: John Semmens

You told me a number of years ago how you worked as the only conservative in an office of Libs for many years. It’s quite evident in your writings that you learned to read them like a book. ;)


10 posted on 10/24/2011 2:10:14 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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11 posted on 10/24/2011 2:18:35 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: John Semmens

Somebody help me. Are these real quotes? Or is this satire? I honestly, honestly, can’t tell.


12 posted on 10/24/2011 6:51:19 PM PDT by BagCamAddict (Order 15 Herman Cain Yard Signs for $130: https://store.hermancain.com/orderform.asp?pid=20)
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