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We Shouldn’t Fear Muslim Brotherhood, Carter Says
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 19 Feb 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/20/2011 12:49:11 PM PST by John Semmens

Former US President Jimmy Carter sought to reassure everyone that “the Muslim Brotherhood is not a group we should be afraid of. From my dealings with some of their representatives I can assure you that they are pious and devout people who only want to promulgate their faith as instructed by their holy book—the Quran.”

That the Quran commands Muslims to offer nonbelievers the options of conversion, second-class citizenship, or death didn’t faze the ex-president. “Each faith has its own path,” Carter instructed. “The Muslim obligation to make war for Islam and the Christian belief in ‘turning the other cheek’ are not inevitably in conflict. I think the world could quite easily accommodate both. After all, what is our paying the jizya compared to the suffering of Jesus on the cross? If it is the price of peace I say we can afford to pay it.”

In related news, Hamas, the Palestinian terror organization, maintains that Islam is more democratic than the West. “In the West democracy is impeded by minority rights,” said Hamas spokesman Mahmoud Zahar. “The majority is forced to abide the sacrilegious speech and immoral behavior of the minority. The majority is blocked from purifying the community by suppressing this sinful activity. Such barriers to complete democracy do not exist in an Islamic state.”

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TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: craptire; democracy; islam; jizya; satire; stupid; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 02/20/2011 12:49:17 PM PST by John Semmens
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John Semmens, you are a troublemaker!!


2 posted on 02/20/2011 12:51:51 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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Carter is ALWAYS wrong. He has always been a simple minded fool who is conned by the evil.


3 posted on 02/20/2011 12:52:01 PM PST by Squidster
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Well, he beat Barry to the, “Clone of Chamberlin” award.
4 posted on 02/20/2011 12:52:16 PM PST by Rashputin (Barry is totally insane and being kept medicated and on golf courses to hide the fact)
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Carter Says

BROTHERS
5 posted on 02/20/2011 12:52:36 PM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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I don’t “fear” the Muzzie Bros. It’s those damn Nobel Peace Prize winners that scare the hell outta me. They’ve killed and caused a lot of people to be killed over the last few decades.


6 posted on 02/20/2011 12:52:43 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Boycott Unions before they collapse America.)
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Former US President Jimmy Carter sought to reassure everyone that “the Muslim Brotherhood is not a group we should be afraid of.

True.

After all we survived intact after a Carter presidency.

7 posted on 02/20/2011 12:53:06 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi; John Semmens
John Semmens, you are a troublemaker!!

~snort!

8 posted on 02/20/2011 12:55:37 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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Very good. Never fail to deliver truth through satire. Smily face.


9 posted on 02/20/2011 1:11:22 PM PST by pf flyers
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To: John Semmens

It’s not like they are killer rabbits or anything


10 posted on 02/20/2011 1:15:01 PM PST by farmguy
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To: FlingWingFlyer

...but it’s all for the common good and the children. And don’t worry your little head about “over-population” it’ll only trickle from the bottom-up.


11 posted on 02/20/2011 1:27:57 PM PST by bronxville
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To: John Semmens

Jimmmaaaaaaah...
Jimmmaaaaaaah...

Move toward the light Jimmmaaaaah

Go into the light...

You died years ago stop pretending.
It is time to move on...


12 posted on 02/20/2011 1:36:37 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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Carter administration officials also expressed support to Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. William Sulivan, Carter’s ambassador to Iran, said, “Khomeini is a Ghandi-like figure.”


13 posted on 02/20/2011 2:05:04 PM PST by scooby321
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Carter, because he is an imbecile, viewed the Ayatollah as, “a man of faith”. He, in his seemly infinite stupidity, thought he was ‘doing the work of God’ by replacing the secular Shah with a ‘religious’ guy. Any religion is better than no religion in peanut farmer logic.

What this did was usher in the era of Muslim boldness, and the era of international terrorism and murder. Carter is considered by many to be the ‘father of modern terrorism’.

Shortly after the Carter's religious mission, the Muslims lost all fear of America. Lebanon fell, Syria began increased incursions into Israel, airline highjackings became common place, and the era of modern Islamic terrorism was born. Almost every country in the world has been effected by Islamic terrorism.

I wonder about Carter sometimes, about how he will be judged. He is directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths worldwide but he is also a fool. He does not seem to have the capacity to learn from his mistakes or to even recognize that he made any. He seems intellectually/mentally challenged to me, so I guess he will be judge as mentally incompetent for his crimes.

The guy is definitly a freak. I dunno?

14 posted on 02/20/2011 2:29:29 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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A good policy is to listen to what Jimmy Carter has to say on something and do the opposite.


15 posted on 02/20/2011 2:33:06 PM PST by DeskCaptain
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Then Jimmah, Misery Index Fool, go live in Egypt!!!

Or shut your month.


16 posted on 02/20/2011 2:35:08 PM PST by TruthConquers ( Delendae sunt publicae scholae)
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Carter is a complete and utter A$$hole.


17 posted on 02/20/2011 3:11:46 PM PST by Levante
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I fear Mr. Carter and his Ilk far mare that I do the moose limb brother hood.
Let’s see them go up against the Crips or bloods brotherhood, they’ll look like pikers.


18 posted on 02/20/2011 3:26:57 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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Why do we keep running things about jimma on FR? No one else in the world sees or hears or cares about him! But here on FR there seems to be a jimma story every day. He gets more coverage here than anywhere in the wold.


19 posted on 02/20/2011 3:37:51 PM PST by Big Mack (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat VEGETABLES!)
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We Shouldn’t Fear Muslim Brotherhood, Carter Says

That's easy for you to say, seeing as you have round-the-clock security provided by the Secret Service (and paid for by us).

20 posted on 02/20/2011 3:39:59 PM PST by Cementjungle
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