FEMA children's video feature UFOs and mega-quake prep

BeforeItsNews ^ | 1/28/2011 8:23 | "Barracuda"

[The Comedian]

Just *weird*: Video blog about an Illinois government video production featuring UFO aliens saving kids from earthquakes:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/382/214/FEMA_Preparing_kids_For_ALIENS_And_MEGA-EARTHQUAKES.html

And here’s the actual game/whatever:

www.iema.illinois.gov/iema/EarthquakeGame/Play_the_Game.html

[bunkerhill7]

FEMA disaster video features UFO aliens abducting mother-in-laws

[montyspython]

Don’t forget the breath mints, you know, just in case you run into some hot zombies.

[montyspython]

The one government program I can stand behind.

[Kirkwood]

That guy is a moron.

[The Comedian]

in case you run into some hot zombies.

This thread is toast. I might as well crash it into a tree:

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[B4Ranch]

>>I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House.<<

The “Franklin Cover-up” proved that.

[houeto]

Pinging the usual weirdos.

"Present and accounted for, sir."

Folks, the logo for the Electronic Visualization Lab appears to spell DEVL, but that's just a coincidence.

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list? I thought we were friends. ;’)

This video could be a sneaky way of getting the kiddies prepared for mass amnesty.

[The Comedian]

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list?

"Usual Weirdos" ping.

Erratic volume ping list tracking stuff that's just weird, or is of interest to the usual bunch of weirdos (especially SunkenCiv).

FReepmail me if you want on or off
The Comedian's "Usual Weirdos" ping list...

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[DuncanWaring]

Is this a new list?

[bigheadfred]

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list? I thought we were friends. ;’)

I didn't make the weirdo list either.

Hopefully I am on a list.

Hopefully the prestigious Freak list.

Hopefully not as low as the Dumbass list. I think that one's full.

[bigheadfred]

HEY!

While I was moping around feeling myself feeling sorry for myself I got put-ted on a list!

[The Comedian]

Is this a new list?

Yes, but like the The Daily Show, it started off as a joke and morphed into a genuine pain in the item.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[TheOldLady]

Zombie Strippers was a great movie.

[DuncanWaring]

If you’re not careful, your fingers are going to be bloody stubs up to the second knuckle in no time.

[The Comedian]

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[bigheadfred]

If you’re not careful, your fingers are going to be bloody stubs up to the second knuckle in no time.

Zombies disguise themselves as keyboards?

OHHHH! Wait...

the list makes sense

8) Toilet paper
9) Cigars
10) Beef jerky

[The Comedian]

Zombie Strippers was a great movie.

I'm ashamed to admit I haven't seen it yet. Maybe Netflix has it on Instant View and I can watch it. When my wife leaves the room...

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[TheOldLady]

I'm stuned. First because you haven't seen a movie with zombies AND strippers in it, and second that your wife might object to it. It's funny as heck. I checked Netflix, and it's on instant play.

Oh, we saw "RED" last night. It was great, one that we're going to add to our movie collection. Can't wait to see it again. It's also very funny.

"Leaves of Grass" is really good too. Edward Norton is our finest contemporary actor as far as I'm concerned, but not much skin off Jeffrey's nose.

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[The Comedian]

I'm stuned. First because you haven't seen a movie with zombies AND strippers in it, and second that your wife might object to it.

Calm your beeber. I'm kidding. She'll watch it with me. Sometimes I like to pretend I have the same sort of inconveniences and problems that other people do. But it's an act. Some of Mrs. Comedian's favorite films are Zombieland and the Saw series. And she's a better shot than me, about which I am neither pleased nor at peace.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.