[The Comedian]

I'm stuned. First because you haven't seen a movie with zombies AND strippers in it, and second that your wife might object to it.

Calm your beeber. I'm kidding. She'll watch it with me. Sometimes I like to pretend I have the same sort of inconveniences and problems that other people do. But it's an act. Some of Mrs. Comedian's favorite films are Zombieland and the Saw series. And she's a better shot than me, about which I am neither pleased nor at peace.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[houeto]

And she's a better shot than me, about which I am neither pleased nor at peace.

Probably because she gets more range time. I see her out there a couple of times a week. BTW, she's cute...and funny too!

She flirts a lot but she says that she gets that from you.

[TheOldLady]

You need more range time.