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FEMA children's video feature UFOs and mega-quake prep
BeforeItsNews ^ | 1/28/2011 8:23 | "Barracuda"

Posted on 01/29/2011 7:36:12 AM PST by The Comedian

Just *weird*: Video blog about an Illinois government video production featuring UFO aliens saving kids from earthquakes:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/382/214/FEMA_Preparing_kids_For_ALIENS_And_MEGA-EARTHQUAKES.html

And here’s the actual game/whatever:

www.iema.illinois.gov/iema/EarthquakeGame/Play_the_Game.html


TOPICS: UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alien; earthquake; ufo
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Don't ask me, I just found it and thought it was odd enough to post.


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

1 posted on 01/29/2011 7:36:14 AM PST by The Comedian
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To: Quix; houeto; SonOfDarkSkies; null and void; B4Ranch
Pinging the usual weirdos.


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

2 posted on 01/29/2011 7:37:43 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: The Comedian

So Alien Abductions are Site 51 after all?


3 posted on 01/29/2011 7:41:09 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: The Comedian; Darksheare
Pinging the usual weirdos.

Here!

(Say..... Where is Darks???)

4 posted on 01/29/2011 7:43:11 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian; Quix
Pssst.

Obama is a *gray*.

That's why they can't find the birth certificate.

Pass it on!

Cheers!

5 posted on 01/29/2011 7:43:20 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: bunkerhill7

*ahem*

Those are the ones WE abducted...


6 posted on 01/29/2011 7:44:06 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: grey_whiskers
a grey? Relative of yours grey whiskers?
7 posted on 01/29/2011 7:45:14 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian

I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink
and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

I feel safer already.

I learned long ago NEVER to question the wisdom for aliens speaking in monotone.


8 posted on 01/29/2011 7:45:26 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: The Comedian

Who’s gonna save them from the zombies?

Oh wait...

They are the zombies...

Who’s gonna save me????


9 posted on 01/29/2011 7:49:15 AM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: null and void
Nope. That's why my post spelled it with an "a"...!

Now about your upcoming colonoscopy...

:-)

Cheers!

10 posted on 01/29/2011 7:50:41 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: The Comedian
linky no workee.
11 posted on 01/29/2011 7:51:20 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Hmmmm. I am about due.


12 posted on 01/29/2011 7:51:53 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian

The Thetans are coming back?


13 posted on 01/29/2011 7:53:42 AM PST by freedumb2003 (The TOTUS-reader is a Judas Goat, leading the American sheeple to the slaugherhouse /Parmy)
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To: null and void
toomuchinformation
14 posted on 01/29/2011 7:53:42 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: bigheadfred
You don't have a Zombie Plan?
15 posted on 01/29/2011 7:54:07 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian

Predicted long ago by Mike & The Mechanics - Silent Running

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep7W89I_V_g


16 posted on 01/29/2011 7:54:46 AM PST by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: bunkerhill7

To be clear, Area 51 is airspace located above Groom Lake.

Groom Lake is the actual base.

Have to keep the facts aligned. . .

;-)


17 posted on 01/29/2011 7:55:38 AM PST by Hulka
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To: freedumb2003

The Thetans are here. YOU are a Thetan.

Xemu and the Fifth Invader Force and the Marcabians are coming back...


18 posted on 01/29/2011 7:58:21 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian

Those aliens are reps for the Chicago labor unions, Daley’s recruiting goons.


19 posted on 01/29/2011 7:59:10 AM PST by montyspython
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To: bigheadfred
They are the zombies...
Who’s gonna save me????

Relax, I've got you covered.


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

20 posted on 01/29/2011 8:00:11 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: The Comedian

thanks. We live in Alice in Wonderland these days


21 posted on 01/29/2011 8:01:54 AM PST by vanilla swirl (We are the Patrick Henry we have been waiting for!)
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To: grey_whiskers
Crap.

Just copy and paste the cleartext URL. Something weird happened when I made the hyperlink.


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

22 posted on 01/29/2011 8:04:02 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: The Comedian; bigheadfred
WE've got you covered...


23 posted on 01/29/2011 8:04:53 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void

Well, sorta kinda.

I’m a little concerned at the moment. My moat is froze solid, and do you have any idea how long it takes to hand sew a hot air balloon?

The idea of UFOs “saving” me is terrifying.

I think they are just zombies with super good technology.


24 posted on 01/29/2011 8:05:03 AM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: The Comedian

OK kid, the next seven items for the bug out box are:

1) 12 gauge 00 shells
2) .45 ammo
3) 9 mm ammo
4) 7.62 ammo
5) 223 ammo
6) whiskey
7) condoms


25 posted on 01/29/2011 8:08:18 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: bigheadfred

Technologically advanced zombies, homeless people with iPhones.


26 posted on 01/29/2011 8:08:28 AM PST by montyspython
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To: bigheadfred
The idea of UFOs “saving” me is terrifying.

You're scared? Imagine how the COWS feel!

27 posted on 01/29/2011 8:08:32 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: The Comedian

I am going to try this again. Anyone that interested in downloading my Preparedness Manual can do so at:

http://www.mediafire.com/?zx5772aa15x6xga


28 posted on 01/29/2011 8:09:15 AM PST by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: montyspython; The Comedian; null and void
Technologically advanced zombies, homeless people with iPhones

That makes sense cause those people over at apple are zombies, too.

They have lots of children zombied out.

I did hear, though, that their new iPod touch for children was scrapped.

The iTouchKids really had people running for their flamethrowers...

29 posted on 01/29/2011 8:14:54 AM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: bigheadfred

Considering Steve Jobs is almost dead, you may have a point.

Zombie Jobz...


30 posted on 01/29/2011 8:18:05 AM PST by montyspython
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To: bigheadfred

I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House. It’s release would even maybe even get a Czar appointed to handle iTouchKids issues. ;-)


31 posted on 01/29/2011 8:18:24 AM PST by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: The Comedian
Photobucket another way to waste my tax money...
32 posted on 01/29/2011 8:19:05 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: Kartographer

Michael Jackson (as a zombie, who could tell???)


33 posted on 01/29/2011 8:19:15 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 739 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: montyspython

Or... Jobs Zombie


34 posted on 01/29/2011 8:19:41 AM PST by montyspython
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To: baddog 219

Homeland inSecurity is rolling in our dough.


35 posted on 01/29/2011 8:29:59 AM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: Kirkwood
8) Toilet paper

9) Cigars

10) Beef jerky

Screw posting, making this list makes me want to go hunting...


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

36 posted on 01/29/2011 8:31:22 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: montyspython; Kartographer; The Comedian; null and void

Maybe FEMA should do something featuring Elvis saving kids with his UFO. Even though he was a zombie when he left, I think that parents (and grandparents) knowing Elvis was saving their kids when things were all shook up would be a real comfort.


37 posted on 01/29/2011 8:32:28 AM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: The Comedian

WTF?????http://beforeitsnews.com/story/383/115/Sesame_Street_Preparing_the_nation_for_megaquake.html


38 posted on 01/29/2011 8:35:47 AM PST by somethingstrange
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To: The Comedian

Thanks for the ping.
There is a new video about FEMA - Notice the RFI for a new items and in the video he says that people are being contacted by FEMA to update the flood and earthquake insurance by Feb. 4.

“V” for victory?! HMMMMMMMMM + updates on RFI requests from DHS and FEMA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKh0fpQ9do&feature=youtube_gdata

How the Navy views climate: http://goo.gl/iT6Qc

Get Flood Insurance Now & Save Before Flood Maps Are Finalized:

http://goo.gl/Dh4wO

H—RADIATION BADGES FY 2011 : http://goo.gl/mjYjJ

42—LEVEL B CHEMICAL PROTECTIVE NON-ENCAPSULATED SUITS:

http://goo.gl/nC2MX


39 posted on 01/29/2011 8:36:05 AM PST by Whenifhow
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To: humblegunner
I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

It is, literally, what an alien who had no understanding of what prepping is about, would come up with as prepping advice.

"Make sure to have spare shoe laces stored in your freezer"

Reminds me of those creepy Michelle moments when she spilled details of her unnerving childhood, setting up a doll house with all the furniture lined up against the wall because "she didn't know what a regular house looked like inside".

WTF?

They Live. We Sleep.


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

40 posted on 01/29/2011 8:38:30 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: The Comedian

FEMA disaster video features UFO aliens abducting mother-in-laws


41 posted on 01/29/2011 8:42:11 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: The Comedian

Don’t forget the breath mints, you know, just in case you run into some hot zombies.


42 posted on 01/29/2011 8:47:30 AM PST by montyspython
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To: bunkerhill7

The one government program I can stand behind.


43 posted on 01/29/2011 8:51:16 AM PST by montyspython
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To: Whenifhow

That guy is a moron.


44 posted on 01/29/2011 9:02:25 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: montyspython
in case you run into some hot zombies.

This thread is toast. I might as well crash it into a tree:


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

45 posted on 01/29/2011 9:15:23 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: Kartographer

>>I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House.<<

The “Franklin Cover-up” proved that.


46 posted on 01/29/2011 9:44:31 AM PST by B4Ranch (Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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To: The Comedian
Pinging the usual weirdos.

"Present and accounted for, sir."

Folks, the logo for the Electronic Visualization Lab appears to spell DEVL, but that's just a coincidence.


47 posted on 01/29/2011 10:13:10 AM PST by houeto (Government derives its just powers from the consent of the governed.)
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To: The Comedian

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list? I thought we were friends. ;’)

This video could be a sneaky way of getting the kiddies prepared for mass amnesty.


48 posted on 01/29/2011 10:22:00 AM PST by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: SunkenCiv; Quix; B4Ranch; SonOfDarkSkies; houeto; null and void; Lurker; Whenifhow; TheOldLady; ...
Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list?

"Usual Weirdos" ping.

Erratic volume ping list tracking stuff that's just weird, or is of interest to the usual bunch of weirdos (especially SunkenCiv).

FReepmail me if you want on or off
The Comedian's "Usual Weirdos" ping list...


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

49 posted on 01/29/2011 10:38:23 AM PST by The Comedian (It's 3am all over the planet.)
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To: The Comedian

Is this a new list?


50 posted on 01/29/2011 10:42:37 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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