FEMA children's video feature UFOs and mega-quake prep

BeforeItsNews ^ | 1/28/2011 8:23 | "Barracuda"

[The Comedian]

Just *weird*: Video blog about an Illinois government video production featuring UFO aliens saving kids from earthquakes:

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/382/214/FEMA_Preparing_kids_For_ALIENS_And_MEGA-EARTHQUAKES.html

And here’s the actual game/whatever:

www.iema.illinois.gov/iema/EarthquakeGame/Play_the_Game.html

[The Comedian]

Don't ask me, I just found it and thought it was odd enough to post.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[The Comedian]

Pinging the usual weirdos.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[bunkerhill7]

So Alien Abductions are Site 51 after all?

[null and void]

Pinging the usual weirdos.

Here!

(Say..... Where is Darks???)

[grey_whiskers]

Pssst.

Obama is a *gray*.

That's why they can't find the birth certificate.

Pass it on!

Cheers!

[null and void]

*ahem*

Those are the ones WE abducted...

[null and void]

a grey? Relative of yours grey whiskers?

[humblegunner]

I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink
and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

I feel safer already.

I learned long ago NEVER to question the wisdom for aliens speaking in monotone.

[bigheadfred]

Who’s gonna save them from the zombies?

Oh wait...

They are the zombies...

Who’s gonna save me????

[grey_whiskers]

Nope. That's why my post spelled it with an "a"...!

Now about your upcoming colonoscopy...

:-)

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

linky no workee.

[null and void]

Hmmmm. I am about due.

[freedumb2003]

The Thetans are coming back?

[grey_whiskers]

[null and void]

You don't have a Zombie Plan?

[Kartographer]

Predicted long ago by Mike & The Mechanics - Silent Running

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep7W89I_V_g

[Hulka]

To be clear, Area 51 is airspace located above Groom Lake.

Groom Lake is the actual base.

Have to keep the facts aligned. . .

;-)

[null and void]

The Thetans are here. YOU are a Thetan.

Xemu and the Fifth Invader Force and the Marcabians are coming back...

[montyspython]

Those aliens are reps for the Chicago labor unions, Daley’s recruiting goons.

[The Comedian]

They are the zombies...
Who’s gonna save me????

Relax, I've got you covered.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[vanilla swirl]

thanks. We live in Alice in Wonderland these days

[The Comedian]

Crap.

Just copy and paste the cleartext URL. Something weird happened when I made the hyperlink.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[null and void]

WE've got you covered...

[bigheadfred]

Well, sorta kinda.

I’m a little concerned at the moment. My moat is froze solid, and do you have any idea how long it takes to hand sew a hot air balloon?

The idea of UFOs “saving” me is terrifying.

I think they are just zombies with super good technology.

[Kirkwood]

OK kid, the next seven items for the bug out box are:

1) 12 gauge 00 shells
2) .45 ammo
3) 9 mm ammo
4) 7.62 ammo
5) 223 ammo
6) whiskey
7) condoms

[montyspython]

Technologically advanced zombies, homeless people with iPhones.

[null and void]

The idea of UFOs “saving” me is terrifying.

You're scared? Imagine how the COWS feel!

[Kartographer]

I am going to try this again. Anyone that interested in downloading my Preparedness Manual can do so at:

http://www.mediafire.com/?zx5772aa15x6xga

[bigheadfred]

Technologically advanced zombies, homeless people with iPhones

That makes sense cause those people over at apple are zombies, too.

They have lots of children zombied out.

I did hear, though, that their new iPod touch for children was scrapped.

The iTouchKids really had people running for their flamethrowers...

[montyspython]

Considering Steve Jobs is almost dead, you may have a point.

Zombie Jobz...

[Kartographer]

I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House. It’s release would even maybe even get a Czar appointed to handle iTouchKids issues. ;-)

[baddog 219]

another way to waste my tax money...

[null and void]

Michael Jackson (as a zombie, who could tell???)

[montyspython]

Or... Jobs Zombie

[SaraJohnson]

Homeland inSecurity is rolling in our dough.

[The Comedian]

8) Toilet paper

9) Cigars

10) Beef jerky

Screw posting, making this list makes me want to go hunting...

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[bigheadfred]

Maybe FEMA should do something featuring Elvis saving kids with his UFO. Even though he was a zombie when he left, I think that parents (and grandparents) knowing Elvis was saving their kids when things were all shook up would be a real comfort.

[somethingstrange]

WTF?????http://beforeitsnews.com/story/383/115/Sesame_Street_Preparing_the_nation_for_megaquake.html

[Whenifhow]

Thanks for the ping.
There is a new video about FEMA - Notice the RFI for a new items and in the video he says that people are being contacted by FEMA to update the flood and earthquake insurance by Feb. 4.

“V” for victory?! HMMMMMMMMM + updates on RFI requests from DHS and FEMA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKh0fpQ9do&feature=youtube_gdata

How the Navy views climate: http://goo.gl/iT6Qc

Get Flood Insurance Now & Save Before Flood Maps Are Finalized:

http://goo.gl/Dh4wO

H—RADIATION BADGES FY 2011 : http://goo.gl/mjYjJ

42—LEVEL B CHEMICAL PROTECTIVE NON-ENCAPSULATED SUITS:

http://goo.gl/nC2MX

[The Comedian]

I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

It is, literally, what an alien who had no understanding of what prepping is about, would come up with as prepping advice.

"Make sure to have spare shoe laces stored in your freezer"

Reminds me of those creepy Michelle moments when she spilled details of her unnerving childhood, setting up a doll house with all the furniture lined up against the wall because "she didn't know what a regular house looked like inside".

WTF?

They Live. We Sleep.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[bunkerhill7]

FEMA disaster video features UFO aliens abducting mother-in-laws

[montyspython]

Don’t forget the breath mints, you know, just in case you run into some hot zombies.

[montyspython]

The one government program I can stand behind.

[Kirkwood]

That guy is a moron.

[The Comedian]

in case you run into some hot zombies.

This thread is toast. I might as well crash it into a tree:

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[B4Ranch]

>>I am sure the iTouchKids would be be a big hit at the White House.<<

The “Franklin Cover-up” proved that.

[houeto]

Pinging the usual weirdos.

"Present and accounted for, sir."

Folks, the logo for the Electronic Visualization Lab appears to spell DEVL, but that's just a coincidence.

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list? I thought we were friends. ;’)

This video could be a sneaky way of getting the kiddies prepared for mass amnesty.

[The Comedian]

Hey, WTF, you pinged the usual weirdos and didn’t have me on that list?

"Usual Weirdos" ping.

Erratic volume ping list tracking stuff that's just weird, or is of interest to the usual bunch of weirdos (especially SunkenCiv).

FReepmail me if you want on or off
The Comedian's "Usual Weirdos" ping list...

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[DuncanWaring]

Is this a new list?