US official resigns over Mrs Obama's pregnancy? [Robert Gibbs]

One India News ^ | January 7, 2011

[2ndDivisionVet]

Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary suddenly resigned from his post which forced many to came out with their own speculations.

But rumours said, Gibbs became the victim of the first lady, Michelle Obama's scorn as report revealed that Mrs Obama got angry with Gibbs after he disclosed about her "pregnancy."

US President Obama, stating about Gibbs, said, "sad...Gibbs would temporarily...lose his mind...and reveal Michelle's pregnancy to the public."

Few days back, Gibbs, in conversation with media, disclosed about Mrs Obama's pregnancy, though he did not confirm or deny the rumor directly.

However, WWN has confirmed that Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy and the President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late Jul 2011.

[2ndDivisionVet]

How old is Aunt Esther? I suppose they think that'll help Barry get re-elected.

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

?

[TigersEye]

Bob!?! What did you do? (ew)

[EDINVA]

I went back to check the source, expecting John Semmens. Please let the rumor be a joke of some sort.

[smokingfrog]

Bat Boy is writing for One India News?

[Judith Anne]

I think Michelle Obama is old enough that it would be a high risk pregnancy.

I’m sure they wanted to keep it secret, if true. She might not want the baby, and it would be awkward, to say the least, to ... take any action ...

[Nitehawk0325]

Not another Obama to go around and break Michelle O’Bell Obama’s special diet.

[dixiechick2000]

Maybe it’s like the time when the Clintons decided to adopt a child...........and it never happened.

However, if true, it might explain her big butt.

[dixiechick2000]

Okay...you were kinda nice, and I was unexpectedly tacky.

;o)

[sten]

since ms 0 is quite old, the odds of having a child with down’s syndrome is quite high.

someone should ask the president, if it was determined the child had down’s syndrome... would they be good little progressives and abort it?

they attacked Sarah for not aborting, let see what their answer would be in the same situation

[ArchAngel1983]

I’m almost going to miss Bagdad Bob!. LOL, I’ll bet Zero was about ready to ring his neck during the first week of His reign, but that wouldn’t look too good. Now is the perfect time to get rid of the absolute worst Press Secretary in the history of Press Secretaries. Gawd, I’m gonna miss him.

[ransomnote]

Why would Robert Gibbs be told if Michelle was 2 months pregnant? Why would anyone outside the Obama’s know that? Especially if they had any intention of ending the pregnancy? I doubt the story has merit. If Gibbs is out, I am curious to know why.

[The Cajun]

US official resigns over Mrs Obama's pregnancy? [Robert Gibbs]

Man, that title had the old Cajun's mind over revving for a second.....I guess I'm a dirty old man.

[KoRn]

So Gibbs did it....

That’s gonna be one ugly baby. It’ll will be a cross between Chewbacca, Jabba The Hutt, and Goebbels.(ugly as sin, and a liar)

It will also be overweight too. A PR nightmare for her!

[Semper Mark]

Mrs. Øbama has been impregnated?

I didn't think Øbama had it in 'im.

I wonder who had to do the dirty deed, this time...

[freekitty]

Nah, she had that big butt way before 2 months. Moochelle is 42 I believe and it would be a high risk. I can’t see her having a disabled child. This means she will probably gain an additional 500 lbs. if true.

[freekitty]

She is 42; and noI don’t think it will.

[Bellflower]

I suppose they think that'll help Barry get re-elected.

As sick as it sounds with them it wouldn't amaze me at all.

[Vendome]

Barry punished his wife with a baby?

[Razzz42]

Just send the kid to Kenya to be raised by relatives.

[devolve]

[devolve]

To: 0pansy

[MacMattico]

She’s about 16 months pregnant if she’s carrying the child on her backside.

[Lancey Howard]

All hail the next campaign prop.

[Lancey Howard]

Gibbs’s baby?
Hey, if Web Hubbell would nail Hillary, anything is possible.

[Gene Eric]

What a ‘burden’ that’s going to be on the Presidency.

[Junior_G]

Anchor baby.

[Gene Eric]

>> I went back to check the source, expecting John Semmens.

LOL - that’s happened to me a few times.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Mohammad Obama

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Anchor baby.

ROFLMFAO

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Anchor baby.

ROFLMFAO

[BigCinBigD]

“President and First Lady expect to have the baby sometime in late Jul 2011.”

They have a great veterinary staff at The National Zoo. I'm sure she'll be fine.

[ObamaMustGo2012]

<< Anchor baby. >>

That is funny as hell.

[plangent]

Isn’t One India News the source of Obama’s $2 million a day trip to India.

Perhaps, as before, there’s something amiss in the translation.

[seemoAR]

Great, A hippo First Lady. I bet she can bust Zero’s scrawny little butt with both hands tied behind her back.

[poobear]

She turns 47 next week.

[JIM O]

I just checked with HR and the July date could be a problem. O has used up all his vacation time, so Michelle may be been on her own.

[xtinct]

Michelle Obama is turning 47 on January 17, 2011.

This article must be a hoax.

[lonestar]

...if true, it might explain her big butt.

That thing's too big for an explanation.

[ladyvet]

Why would Robert Gibbs be told if Michelle was 2 months pregnant? Why would anyone outside the Obama’s know that?

Maybe they caught her ripping up the carpet and nesting in the Blue Room.

[Judith Anne]

I don’t call that tacky. I call that honest. ;-D

[AppyPappy]

She’s been pregnant for two years. What is she? A pachyderm?

[Sam Clements]

The posts for this article are very funny. I couldn’t help but to laugh out loud. Thanks to all the jokesters.

[Gondring]

>> I went back to check the source, expecting John Semmens.

Scary...I did it, too.

[1_Rain_Drop]

aha! so this is why Rush was talking about abortions yesterday.

Nice to know that Gibbs is the "Parent #2" or would that be Parent #3?

[biggredd1]

Is this larry sinclair’s baby?

[WellyP]

Michelle Obama is about two months into her pregnancy? Good God, not another one!

[varon]

Maybe it’s like the time when the Clintons decided to adopt a child...........and it never happened.

Did too but it got run over by a neighbor's car after they moved to Chappaqua...........oh, wait........that was a dog. Never mind.

[smalltownslick]

One of the keywords is satire

[Rappini]

I don’t know why but this post reminded me of the Movie Alien.