Posted on 12/06/2010 9:49:41 AM PST by John Semmens
As his final act before leaving office in January, Florida Governor Charlie Crist says he wants to pardon Jim Morrison. Morrison was convicted of indecent exposure during a rock concert performance in Miami in 1969. By all accounts, Morrison was extremely intoxicated and abusive toward the audience. In the midst of a largely inept performance, Morrison asked the audience “Do you wanna see my cock?” whereupon he unzipped his fly and dangled his member.
“There was nothing indecent about Jim Morrison,” Crist said. “His body was a thing of beauty. He should not have been prosecuted for sharing a rarely seen glimpse of a most precious and comely part of it with his adoring fans—among whom I must count myself.”
Crist’s pardon would have to be posthumous. Morrison died of a drug overdose at the age of 27 in 1971.
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Charlie Christ — go away — PLEASE!
My bad: Christ = Crist. Dang keyboard.
The story is satire-fake.
No kidding!!!! This is all about him staying in the lime light.
I can’t imagine anyone caring about this, especially Morrison.
Well... Sorta fake.
I can’t wait to see the clearing house that Obama will do.. Since he’s already started.
Clinton pardoned so many scumbags that he actually alleviated the strain on the penal system. Heh. Penal.
Except Webb Hubbell - Chelsea’s dad. He’s still rotting. Oh, politics.
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