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Mexican Mayors Blame Violence on US
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 2 October 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/04/2010 9:07:40 AM PDT by John Semmens

A coalition of Mexican mayors has demanded that the US cease sending Mexican criminals back to Mexican border communities. “In the United States there are a multiplicity of potential victims,” said Ciudad Guillo Mayor Manuel Cobarde. “The risk is spread out. Here the criminals target the political authorities. Mayors and police are being murdered right and left turning the risks and rewards of holding office upside down.”

US Department of Homeland Security Janet Nipplitaliano defended the current policy calling it “a carefully measured response. First, the prospect of being sent back to Mexico has a more chilling effect on a ‘perp’ than being sent to an American prison. Let’s face it. An American prison is like a resort to a Mexican national. Second, a rise in border crime in Mexico may deter Mexicans further south from attempting the journey to the US. I mean, if there’s a good chance of being killed before you get to America why bother trying.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: crime; deportation; illegals; satire

1 posted on 10/04/2010 9:07:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Build one of these and use it. It turned Ft. Smith from one of the most lawless and wild towns to one of the nicest towns in the region in half a generation.

It could do the same for Mexico or the United States.

2 posted on 10/04/2010 9:17:47 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: John Semmens

Right, we’re supposed to protect Mexican border town police by keeping Mexican hoodlums in the U.S. Actually we need to keep them locked up in Mexican jails. It’s too nice in U.S. jails for them. So instead of dumping them off at the border why not drive them all the way to the Mexican jail? I’d even support aid to build more jails in Mexico.


3 posted on 10/04/2010 9:21:33 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: John Semmens

We wouldn’t have to send them back if you stopped sending them here.


4 posted on 10/04/2010 9:22:41 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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Then you fuc@@@ Mexican mayors keep your rotten a@@ criminals on your side. What in the hell do you expect.
5 posted on 10/04/2010 9:29:00 AM PDT by Logical me
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To: John Semmens
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative


Satire, folks. Satire.

6 posted on 10/04/2010 9:31:16 AM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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To: John Semmens
“In the United States there are a multiplicity of potential victims,” said Ciudad Guillo Mayor Manuel Cobarde. “The risk is spread out. Here the criminals target the political authorities.

The population of Mexico is approximately 111,211,789.
Source

The population of the United States is approximately 305,689,000 Source

So, our purpose in life is to take Mexico's endless supply of garbage? They are mad, because we are shipping the human waste that is invading our country - back into their country. Too freakin' bad.

7 posted on 10/04/2010 9:33:56 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: dblshot

Got a better idea. Give the mayors a choice. They can take ‘em back or we can hang ‘em.


8 posted on 10/04/2010 9:36:28 AM PDT by Little Ray (nO)
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To: righttackle44

Ya know, its getting hard to tell.

I still like the idea of hanging violent illegal aliens.


9 posted on 10/04/2010 9:38:08 AM PDT by Little Ray (nO)
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To: John Semmens

Not all the criminals in Mexico come from the broader towns but that is where the US deports all of them. I am not sure how we can deport pass the boarder. They sure can’t stay here. But I can see how many boarder towns can be over whelmed by them. Maybe we could work a deal out with Guatemala to deport back to Mexico from there. It would make it a lot harder to get back here.


10 posted on 10/04/2010 9:41:22 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (I still like peanut butter)
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“...Maybe we could work a deal out with Guatemala to deport back to Mexico from there.”

Article here at FR I think just yesterday, maybe last Saturday about how Mexico is building a fence along the Guatemalan border to keep them out.


11 posted on 10/04/2010 10:37:54 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Another head shakin’ chuckler John.


12 posted on 10/04/2010 10:38:59 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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