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DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-10 (DUmmies and KOmmies Judge Obama Speech an Epic Failure)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2010 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/16/2010 1:36:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how bad was Obama's speech last night about the Gulf oil crises? So bad that the DUmmies AND the KOmmies AND Chris Matthews AND Keith Olbermann judged it to be an EPIC FAILURE. The DUmmies found Obama to be extremely wanting in this THREAD, "Well... That Was Dissappointing..." and this THREAD, "Why Obamas Words Are Empty." Meanwhile the attitude of the KOmmies can be summed up in the very title of this THREAD, "sigh, he did not say anything." So let us now watch extreme DUmmie and KOmmie disappointment in The One in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the once adoring MSM will go back and airbrush out all those halos, is in the [barackets]:

Well... That Was Dissappointing...

[Isn't he always?]

Not sure where to start... Specific steps would have been nice. Anybody else???

[A small dash of leadership at some point during this crises would have also been nice.]

He just doesn't get it. Peoples of the Gulf Coast, you're on your own.

[Can't we blame Bush? Pretty please!]

Oh great now we got faith-based disaster management.

[I always thought of him as a secular disaster.]

..if he was a ship he was rudderless last night..

[If he was a ship, his name would be "Titanic."]

And I was SO hoping for a come-to-Jesus speech.

[Or even a come-to-Gaia speech.]

I wasn't even paying attention as it didn't hold my interest.

[ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....]

Somewhere, Karl Rove is pumping his fist and hissing "YES-S-S-S!!!"

["...WE CAN-N-N!!!"]

tinkerbell might die tonight!!

[Did she OD on Pixie Dust?]

Rachel and Keith pretty much said it all. Where has candidate Obama gone? He had some cajones. Not this president.

[He doesn't even have cOjones... And now we go to Why Obamas Words Are Empty.]

Why Obamas Words Are Empty

[Because his mind is constantly on golf rather than gulf?]

During the 2008 campaign we heard Obama countless times speak of the PUBLIC OPTION on healthcare and how he would not settle for a bill that did not have it in it......WELL..... NO PUBLIC OPTION..

During the 2008 campaign we heard Obama discuss elements for the EMPLOYEE FREE CHOICE act and we would have that soon after he was elected as policy......WELL.....NO EMPLOYEE FREE CHOICE.

During the 2008 campaign we heard Obama speak of holding up the constitution and YET....Cheney/Bush and Rumsfeld have yet to make a single statement under oath about IRAQ and 9/11......

This past year SOU speech Obama said he would seek higher taxes on CORPORATIONS that ship jobs overseas....WHEN???

Last night he said he would make BP PAY for the damages and cost to clean up the Gulf.... I don't have much faith...Obama will likely let them squeak by and file bankruptcy papers to avoid this...Will Obama get a barrel a day figure out of them today....or will this be another BEER FEST in the Rose Garden....

Right now OBAMAS WORDS ARE EMPTY......This is not the same person I knocked on doors for and casted my ballot for..

[Would you settle for a Beer Summit in the Rose Garden?]

Perhaps you aren't giving him enough time.

[Correct. Obama needs a couple of more years doing nothing before he can be judged.]

He has lost much of his credibility and time is...running out to get it back.

[Methinks that credibility genie has long ago escaped from the bottle.]

I'm still waiting for many of the things he promised me would happen to happen.

[Have the seas fallen yet?]

Obama has a lot to learn. Naw...he probably doesn't want to.

[The learning effort would cut too much into his golf time. ...And now to the massive KOmmie thread, sigh, he did not say anything.]

sigh, he did not say anything.

[Teleprompter broken?]

I expected some specifics, I wanted a WIN, but got an inspiring, la-de-da speech. Nothing of specifics. Now if I missed the absolute specifics, then clue me in.

[If you voted for Obama then you didn't have a clue to begin with.]

He said nothing.

[Tell me something new.]

I'm sorry to say that I no longer have any faith in his presidency. I don't believe that he's capable of changing his MO.

[His ineptness is permanent.]

Okay, we're screwed.

[Stated an upbeat Ben Burch.]

Guantanamo bay is still open. Nothing done about big Pharma. Wall street won a big one. Dont ask, dont tell is stillll with us. Pakistan is a mess. There's lots more

[Try deficits are more out of control than ever.]

I donated to Obama's senatorial campaigns. I worked for him in more ways than I have every worked for local, state or national candidates before. I donated more money in one election than I had in the three preceding totalled, and I damn well could not afford it.

[Putting in a claim for a refund?]

More smoke and mirrors from Obama?

[Especially smoke considering all those cigarettes he inhales daily.]

You mean, the guy gets by on mouthing pretty words . . . . followed up by no specific actions backing them up?

[The latter takes too much WORK!]

Draft Elliot for President

[The Dems are getting desperate if they consider Elliot Spitzer as an alternative to Obama.]

There was nothing behind his words, and even the words were lacking. That speech writer should be fired. It was a defense and then a pep talk - exactly right. Obama always talks about doing big things, but he never does them himself. He could have went big tonight, instead he did nothing. Nothing. He doesn't get it. He's detached and phony on this issue.

[Doing stuff is much too strenuous for Obama. So much better to just read the telemprompter and play another round of golf.]

I'm off to masturbate to some pictures of our president on a clean beach.

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

well lets start putting up another dem canidate for prez b/c this one is toast.

[KUcinich 2012!!!]

I am hugely disappointed. I don't think Obama wants to be President of this God forsaken country (in the state it's in) anymore. He seems totally 'detached'.

[Just because he has golf, not gulf, on his mind?]

People are seeing through the fog, and emerging from "Obama's bubble"...too bad Obama can't. This speech is a month overdue, with almost no substance...like many others, where arer the details? Oh that's right, he's just the POTUS, why would he have details? On energy policy? Tonight was a strike out, next batter!

[The next batter is TOTUS in the warmup box.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; bp; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; gulfoil; kommies; obama; oilspill
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And today I found out why Florida had the smallest population east of the Mississippi until after the advent of air conditioning. I went out on a coupon run for a couple of hours this morning and the mid-90s humidity completely debilitated me. All I want to do now is sleeeeeeep. Oh, nice coupon run. My last deal of the day was 10 bottles of Gillette Body Wash and a half gallon of OJ for a total of $1.05. Will resume tomorrow but for now... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.......
1 posted on 06/16/2010 1:36:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IN!


2 posted on 06/16/2010 1:36:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1)
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ib4tp


3 posted on 06/16/2010 1:37:06 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("There is no more money. Period. We are BROKE." - Lurker 5/21/10)
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To: Charles Henrickson

beat the ping?


4 posted on 06/16/2010 1:37:14 PM PDT by txroadkill (Is it November yet?)
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This is hugh & series.

Bad news for Barry.

5 posted on 06/16/2010 1:37:28 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


6 posted on 06/16/2010 1:38:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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In!


7 posted on 06/16/2010 1:39:13 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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TOP 10, BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE -- !!! ;)
8 posted on 06/16/2010 1:39:35 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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Oh great now we got faith-based disaster management.

Obamah can't even find a church to attend, where did all this God talk come from?

Praying America doesn't kick his ass!!

9 posted on 06/16/2010 1:40:45 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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10 posted on 06/16/2010 1:41:00 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I'm off to masturbate to some pictures of our president on a clean beach.

If you start seeing tar balls its time to stop.
11 posted on 06/16/2010 1:41:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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Well... That Was Dissappointing...

Oilbummer, DUde!

12 posted on 06/16/2010 1:43:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Oilbummer, DUde!)
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13 posted on 06/16/2010 1:44:37 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Not sure where to start...

The Obama Doctrine in a nutshell.

14 posted on 06/16/2010 1:45:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Oilbummer, DUde!)
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To: dead

LOL!!!!!!


15 posted on 06/16/2010 1:46:45 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: PJ-Comix; dead
Peoples of the Gulf Coast, you're on your own.

"Peoples of the Golf Course, I'm on my way!" --Obama

16 posted on 06/16/2010 1:47:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("I want my life back!" --Obama)
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You rocked it sir!


17 posted on 06/16/2010 1:47:21 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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Top 20!


18 posted on 06/16/2010 1:51:46 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're right, we're free, we'll fight and you'll see!)
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Right now OBAMAS WORDS ARE EMPTY......This is not the same person I knocked on doors for and casted my ballot for..

YESsssssssss! It was. And ONLY a DUmmie could have failed to se it at the time.

19 posted on 06/16/2010 1:53:05 PM PDT by chesley (Lib arguments are neither factual, logical, rational, nor reasonable. They are, however, creative.)
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Somewhere, Karl Rove is pumping his fist and hissing "YES-S-S-S!!!"

I don't know about him, but I've heard Obama senior adviser Kurt Grove was quite pleased with the speech.


20 posted on 06/16/2010 1:53:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Roveness of Rove.)
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