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PROSTATECTOMY: ALMOST AS PAINFUL AS WATCHING THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY
http://www.daveweinbaum.com ^ | Dave Weinbaum

Posted on 11/27/2009 5:59:51 PM PST by nutsonthebus

Less than 24 hours ago, I lay prostrate on an operating table while surgeons aided by a robot(da Vinci) made six deep cuts in my belly area and carved out my oversized cancerous prostate. The robot allegedly made such precise cuts that important nerves and muscles were protected from damage so my functionality would be maintained.

Makes one wonder if you can rent it for carving turkey— Hmmmm.

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1 posted on 11/27/2009 5:59:52 PM PST by nutsonthebus
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To: nutsonthebus

Had a friend go through this a while back.

What struck me, was an article he sent me that said the US had something like 350 DaVinci robots one could receive this treatment from . Great Britain has 6.


2 posted on 11/27/2009 6:16:04 PM PST by digger48
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To: nutsonthebus

sorry to drift there....

There IS no cure for Obamacitis


3 posted on 11/27/2009 6:17:20 PM PST by digger48
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To: nutsonthebus

“so my functionality would be maintained”

Does that mean his `one-eyed German’ will still come to attention?


4 posted on 11/27/2009 6:44:05 PM PST by tumblindice (Republicrats=Demoblicans)
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To: tumblindice
That, and he can still hold his water. There are a LOT of nerves in that area, and heavily intertwined with that organ. The nerves control sexual response as well as urinary continence.

Forgive me, Lord, but the whole prostate thing is just a bad design. If humans were machines, a good engineer would figure out a means to do away with that whole organ.

5 posted on 11/27/2009 6:56:09 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Maureen Dowd is right. I DON'T like our President's color. He's a Red.)
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To: Hardastarboard

Mine’s enlarged and I have the PSA tests done regularly, so that’s an encouraging article to read.


6 posted on 11/27/2009 7:05:27 PM PST by tumblindice (Republicrats=Demoblicans)
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To: tumblindice

It used to be really difficult to remove the prostate without “crippling” the patient. Modern surgical techniques have made that issue considerably less common.


7 posted on 11/27/2009 7:08:06 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Maureen Dowd is right. I DON'T like our President's color. He's a Red.)
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To: tumblindice

“Does that mean his `one-eyed German’ will still come to attention?”

You’re talkin’ about a Jewish guy. He might refer to it as his Moishe Dayan.


8 posted on 11/27/2009 8:03:42 PM PST by mike48
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To: tumblindice

In Imus’ words...”looking for my wiener warranty”.

More seriously, why is it that men so frequently undergo surgery like that, unless it is absolutely necessary?

The comments I hear most is...I just want that cancer stuff out of my body.

I was diagnosed over a year ago, and will not undergo surgery, unless it is the last resort. But I am keeping a watchful eye.


9 posted on 11/27/2009 10:14:31 PM PST by norge (The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heels.)
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To: nutsonthebus
Kinda reminds me in a way of the old joke about the town that was so small that the dentist and the proctologist was the same guy........which was OK as long as you got your teeth worked on first........(Pinkard & Bowden)
10 posted on 11/27/2009 10:42:02 PM PST by Southbound ("A liar in public life is worse than a full-paid-up Communist, and I don't care who he is." - HST)
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To: norge

If your father died of it, as mine did, and you have friends and other relatives who have gone thru the procedure who are now in old-old age like my 92 year old cousin Dave, and no one knows when it will spread, just that it probably will at some time, then you might reconsider.

Methinks Diedre controls the Iman and is more concerned with her sex life than her husband’s longevity.

Good luck with whatever you decide.


11 posted on 11/28/2009 9:00:59 AM PST by mike48
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