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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-09 (KOmmies Hail KSM Trial...As Weapon Against Bush/Cheney)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/17/2009 5:38:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Well, I'm back from the Caribbean paradise of Culebra. Perhaps the best kept vacation secret out there. Beautiful beaches, incredible coral reefs, crystal clear waters. And best of all, as I discovered, you can live like a king in a luxurious home during your stay there for a mere PITT-ance. In fact, I am already making plans for my return for a much longer stay there in a few months. I will write more about my Caribbean vacation later in a special DUFU edition but for now...on to the Krazy KOmmies...

KOmmieland for some reason has the reputation in the media as somehow being "reasonable progressives" in contrast to their DUmmie cousins who are usually written off as the loons that they are. However, as you will see in this THREAD, "There's a Reason Republicans Are Pissing Their Pants," the KOmmies are every bit as KRAAAAZY as the DUmmies. The upcoming public trial of Khalid Sheik Mohammed and several of his fellow terrorists have little to do with their convictions and EVERYTHING to do using the trials as weapons against Republicans in general and the EVIL Bush/Cheney regime in particular. As you will see the KOmmies (and much of the left) want to use the trials to somehow get revenge upon Bush/Cheney & Co.. So let us now watch the KOmmies make it clear that the real purpose of the terrorist trials for them is to find weapons to use against EVIL Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that KSM resembles screen star Ron Jeremy quite a bit except he is even uglier, is in the [brackets]

There's a Reason Republicans Are Pissing Their Pants

[Because the Mirandized terrorists could be freed because of the idiotic decision to try them in civilian courts where they could be released on minor technicalities?]

As we know, Republicans are collectively sucking their thumbs in fetal position over the fact that alleged terrorists will be tried in an American court of law on American soil. Their claim is that to follow the American Constitution by putting terrorists who have attacked Americans before American judges and American juries, will somehow endanger the American people.

[Getting released on a mere technicality. What a silly notion. Of course this never happens...NOT!]

That the Republicans are Un-American in their desire to circumvent our own Bill of Rights is self-evident. That they are Un-American in their cowardice when faced with two-bit extremist thugs is obvious. That they lack any sense of decency in their attempts to terrify an unassuming American public is clear, but has been a mainstay of their party going back over half a century. But none of this explains why the Republicans have chosen to simper so pathetically over the prospect of a few terrorists going on trial.

[And now KOmmie thereisnospoon will reveal why much of the left, including their MSM allies, are salivating over the upcoming trials.]

The reason is simple: they're afraid that their own policies of torture and indefinite detention will get the terrorists acquitted. So, like a stupid criminal, they're upping the ante by doubling down on their original criminal idiocy.

[So there it is in a nutshell. The KOmmies are jubilant over the prospects over the acquittal of the terrorists in order that they can get at the people who detained them and kept them from committing more terrorism.]

Defense attorneys for Mr. Mohammed will claim that any statements previously made by the accused while in U.S. custody are inadmissible in a court of law. They will claim that any statements made by associates of Mr. Mohammed under similar duress will be similarly inadmissible.

Americans will be reminded again of what the Bush administration's reckless, immoral and counterproductive pro-torture policies have meant both for those we have detained and for our ability to prosecute them for their alleged crimes.

[I love how this KOmmie makes sure to refer to the terrorists' acts as "alleged crimes" while blasting non-existent pro-torture (really enhanced interrogation) techniques that helped save American lives. Now let us watch the rest of the KOmmies reveal their upside-down priorities in which the terrorists are pretty much given a pass on their "alleged crimes" while the people who deserve our thanx for apprehending and detaining those monsters are subjected to their revenge fantasies...]

The Republican's holy grail of prestige--in their minds--is Islamic terrorism.

[See, Islamic terrorism doesn't really exist. Those beheadings never happened. It is all only a Republican political gimmick.]

there's much truth to the notion that America has committed acts of terrorism, violations of human rights standards (directly and indirectly), and unwelcome intrusions into other nations' sovereignty.

[Notice no specifics in this accusation of terrorism by the USA. And WHO sawed off all those heads and flew airplanes into the Twin Towers? Oops! I forgot. The 9/11 Truthers blame Bush/Cheney for that.]

Republicans love to edit history they love myths like "the US is always right and good" and we had done nothing to have the violence of 9/11 visit upon us...

[This KOmmie should be the lawyer for KSM. That way he could proclaim in court that KSM was FORCED to plot the 9/11 attacks because he was FORCED to by Satan American.]

Many terrorist -- I would say almost all of them -- do have legitimate complaints. We should be asking ourselves about that since that is one area where we can actually mitigate the danger and probably save a lot of money in doing so.

[And this KOmmie would ask for a dismissal of the KSM case right off the bat since he places the blame squarely on the USA.]

The beauty of this is. . . That whatever is allowed in this court having to do with BushCo's illegalities will be fodder for future court action against them - some civil ones, but the ones making me salivate are the criminal ones.

[So the terrorist trials will have nothing to do with convicting them but EVERYTHING to do with finding weapons to use against BushCo. This KOmmie flat out admits that this scenario makes him salivate.]

This is part of the unraveling of all the lies and deceipt of Bush & Co., and they are afraid of what will be exposed. That is their real fear.

[It's all about putting Bush Co. on trial. The KSM trial for the KOmmies is only a means to an end.]

The GOP is all about power and nothing else, there is no other legitimate explanation for their actions all these years ... same mindset as rapists and pedophiles except politics is their weapon instead of sex.

[Don't bother looking for any sense of outrage at KSM and his fellow terrorists. Almost all the hate in this KOmmie thread is directed at EVIL Republicans and conservatives.]

For those who are upset that obama hasn't gone after the Bush admin, this could be a very good stepping stone.

[Thank you for that public admission that the KSM trial is ALL about politics. KOmmies are uninterested in proving the guilt of KSM. All that matters to them is to use the trial as a "stepping stone" to get the Bush admin..]

The question is really what is to be gained by a civilian trial? I think the answer is that Bushco goes on trial as well--for years this will be in the news. All sorts of crap about torture and fraudulent confessions and a war built on lies.

[Another KOmmie reveals what to them is the REAL purpose of the KSM trial. And to them the conviction or acquittal of KSM is beside the point.]

Wouldn't that be something if the terrorism trials were the undoing of Cheney and his minions. The irony is rich.

[For the KOmmies the ONLY purpose of this trial is to exact revenge upon Cheney & Co.]

Rethugs are afraid of the multiple offenses and war crimes committed by Bushco coming to light during the trial. Should be interesting!

[Notice how the KOmmies express ZERO interest in the multiple offenses of KSM?]

I'm afraid of what will happen when their actions are brought to light, too. But I am more afraid of secret prisons, attacks on due process, and the erosion of faith in our system of governement. I am more afraid of than of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed traipsing down the courthouse stairs a free man.

[This KOmmie really has no fear of a KSM acquittal. I would LOVE to force him to choose with whom he would rather spend a month on a small island with: KSM or a member of the Bush Administration. This dope would probably choose KSM and then discover his knife wasn't just for cleaning fish.]

War crimes trials for the entire GOP. Keep these craven f*ckers on the run.

[Say out loud what your fellow KOmmies are hoping is the outcome of the KSM trial.]

i actually put on O'Reilly and there he was KARL ROVE! not only that but I had forgotten what a dam insult it is how O'Reilly has the running commentary of his absurd commentary down the side of the screen. A double whammy. Dual coding content. You hear, you read it. Engaging 2 senses. Much more effective way of embedding information. PLUS then you appeal to that mammalian brain with all the over emotive BS and the NLP techniques and ZABOOM.... the minute i saw Rove I had to turn it off. Why can't this president use the powers he still has under Bush & Co to call these assholes out for seditious or treasonous behavior, inciting to riot, lying, whatever and just disappear the whole damn buch of them. Murdock as well. Wall Street crooks as well. BigPharma and HEalth Care CEOs lobbyists, ALL elected officials who LIE ON the floor of COngress. Now that should be illegal!!! Lying on the floor of Congress, knowing that parlimentary procedures do not allow you to be called on it?

[A plea for Obama to follow in the footsteps of Hugo Chavez by making political diversity a thought crime.]

Defense will allege that waterboarding is torture.
Judge will rule on that.
That ruling will be appealed to the SCOTUS.
Unless they want to wipe their posteriors with precedent, they will rule that waterboarding is torture.
And then Bush and Cheney and Rumsfield and a hatfull of generals will all not only be liable for prosecution, but we will be obligated by treaty to prosecute them.

[A KOmmie expresses his dream KSM trial outcome.]

We are getting closer to Torture Indictments
It is going to happen. Keep up the rabble rousing.
Start organizing regular Pro-Prosecution street actions in front of your local congressional District offices.
At every public event Ask your politicians Loudly "Why they support Torture". Embarrass them!!
If they haven't recently called for enforcement of our Torture Laws against the Bush-Cheney Conspiracy To Change Federal Torture Laws,
THEY Are Supporting Torture!
And SIGN the PETITION calling for Prosecution

[Meaning the prosecution of BushCo. And the prosecution and conviction of KSM & Co? Eh! Not important.]


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A special DUFU edition about my vacation in Culebra will be coming soon. However, I can now tell you that you WON'T find a better Caribbean vacation bargain than you will find in Culebra. It is part of Puerto Rico but, at 20 miles away in the Caribbean, a world apart.
1 posted on 11/17/2009 5:38:16 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/17/2009 5:41:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sometimes I think about ways to slip a sleeping agent to every liberal on DU and then airdrop them by the container/pallet load into Islamist dominated areas.

I think the field trip would be extremely educational for them and the rest of the world, and the survivors would have a newfound appreciation for America... Assuming we let them come back home.

Dark fantasies... Sure.


3 posted on 11/17/2009 5:42:52 AM PST by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Five from the West Coast even!


4 posted on 11/17/2009 5:43:27 AM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!


5 posted on 11/17/2009 5:43:39 AM PST by BattleHymn
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To: PJ-Comix
The Republican's holy grail of prestige--in their minds--is Islamic terrorism.

[See, Islamic terrorism doesn't really exist. Those beheadings never happened. It is all only a Republican political gimmick.]

Well, just wait until the terrorists hit another large / blue city and we will see how the citizens like it.

6 posted on 11/17/2009 5:47:29 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t think these nuts realize that the trials have far more potential to make the Obama admin look weak and feckless than destroying the EVIL BUSH-CHENEY CRIME SYNDICATE!!! (boo,hiss). The truth is the general public does not care a whit about how confessions were extracted from the Islamo-fascist vermin. For some strange reason the Kosmonuts and the Dummies think that most Americans are on board with them as far as the fighting Islamic terror and this is going to make Bush-Cheney look bad. They’re merely deluded fools.


7 posted on 11/17/2009 5:50:42 AM PST by driftless2 (for long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: PJ-Comix

8?


8 posted on 11/17/2009 5:52:39 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: PJ-Comix

They are right...the only reason to do this is to embarrass Bush.


9 posted on 11/17/2009 5:53:37 AM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix

10!


10 posted on 11/17/2009 5:54:18 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: driftless2
For some strange reason the Kosmonuts and the Dummies think that most Americans are on board with them as far as the fighting Islamic terror and this is going to make Bush-Cheney look bad. They’re merely deluded fools.

Yep - one of the very liberal guys in my office says that the guys in Gitmo are bad guys and our guys should be beating them every day just for practice. Gotta love it.

11 posted on 11/17/2009 5:57:52 AM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Business 10


12 posted on 11/17/2009 5:58:01 AM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20! BLP!


13 posted on 11/17/2009 5:58:32 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No one mentions that Obama recklessly murders KSM’s friends and associates everyday without due process. Where is the justice?


14 posted on 11/17/2009 6:01:22 AM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: PJ-Comix
there's much truth to the notion that America has committed acts of terrorism, violations of human rights standards (directly and indirectly), and unwelcome intrusions into other nations' sovereignty.

I'm confused? I thought this was about the evil Bush-Cheney cabal?

So why is this KOmmie bringing up Klintoon, 'Gen Weaselly Cluck' and that little ILLEGAL WAR they waged against Serbia and its civilians?

(not sarcasm)

15 posted on 11/17/2009 6:06:07 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sorry PJ, I'm not laughing at this one, it right, royally pi$$es me off. The idiots are perfectly happy to let these terrorists go free in order to get an opportunity to prosecute President Bush.

Sick

16 posted on 11/17/2009 6:10:47 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top?


17 posted on 11/17/2009 6:35:10 AM PST by Mercat (Reluctant glenbeckian)
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To: PJ-Comix
ALL elected officials who LIE ON the floor of COngress. Now that should be illegal!!! Lying on the floor of Congress, knowing that parliamentary procedures do not allow you to be called on it?

So now this KOmmie wants to prosecute Hillary, Schumer, Durbin, 'Hairy Reed', Di-Fi, Babs Boxer, Pelosi and 90% of all the Democrats? ;-)
(If so, can we go after fatso Kennedy posthumously?)

And I hate to burst this KOmmie's bubble but speech of any kind, even lying, is not protected by 'parliamentary procedures', but by the Speech and Debate Clause of the US Constitution. (just ask Patches Kennedy)

18 posted on 11/17/2009 6:35:12 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix
Blast from the past: In the senate, Obama supported Military Tribunal for KSM and other terrorist.

Barack Obama: KSM / HR-6166

19 posted on 11/17/2009 6:42:36 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for the ping.


20 posted on 11/17/2009 7:00:04 AM PST by GOPJ (ObamaCare - slush fund scam that would make Bernie Madoff blush.)
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