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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-09 (DUmmies Demoralized Over Obamacare)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/09/2009 5:38:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The townhall protests are working...and working beautifully. It looks like the Obamites are going to have to gut most of their beloved Obamacare to nothing but a meaningless feel-good bill in order to allow it to pass. This increasingly likely scenario is what is now demoralizing the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD, "I've decided we should let the Republicans kill off the damn thing." Yes, the vox populi has spoken despite the Obamaton smears of them as professional Brooks Brothers Astroturf protesters. Anybody with half a brain know this is not true and the politicians are scared of what would happen if they force out a "public option" health care plan. The townhall protesters have the liberals on the run but they should not let up until Obamacare is killed or ends up completely meaningless as our Chinese bankers want it to be. So let us now watch the deeply demoralized DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who now thinks Obamacare will end up as nothing more than a feel-good resolution, is in the [barackets]:

I've decided we should let the Republicans kill off the damn thing

[Close your eyes, lean back, and allow the wascally Weepublican to apply the chloroform rag to your nose.]

It isn't going to solve anything. They have already watered it down so bad the only one's to win is - sure enough - the insurance companies, Hospital corps and big Pharm. I am convinced it MAY make things worse.

[May we now fit you out with a Brooks Brothers suit so you can join our protests?]

Kucinich, our biggest advocate on public options, stopped just short of calling this a pile of shit. What this has morphed into bears no resemblance at all to how it was sold to us. It seems to me we are about to end up with the "Patriot Act" of medical care. Huge money thrown around that doesn't solve one damn thing. Kill it.

[Okey dokey. Will do. And now on to the other DUmmies...]

how about we fight for single-payer instead.

[That is what Obama told us he was REALLY for...but don't tell Linda Douglass.]

Anything less then single payer is a waste of time and effort

[In case anybody hasn't heard, single payer really means government run health care.]

I agree that a crap bill should not be passed.

[How about Crap & Trade?]

I'm all for baby steps in the right direction. I just don't see it here. I expected some compromise but I have yet to see what this thing actually solves and it looks to me like it creates a few problems.

["Baby Steps" by Dr. Leo Marvin. $29.95.]

no public option IS nothing

[You are therefore somewhere between nil and none.]

If anybody should have a mandate, it should be Obama, and not the uninsured. Didn't he have a plan that we essentially supported? And isn't that plan much different than what's on the table?

[Plan? What Plan? I don't need no stinkin' Plans!]

if it's going to FORCE me to buy "health" insurance, I too want it to die

[Your Brooks Brothers suit is in the mail.]

Sure, let's hand the teabaggers victory and enourage them even more. Great idea

[Yup! It sure is a great idea.]

Obama & Co. have let the debate be redefined from health care reform to health insurance reform, and as a result, will get neither. Brilliant strategy on the part of the nominal Democrats running the party (into the ground).

[And here I thought The One was infallible.]

Obama should give the Republicans what they want, and start over.

[Yes, start over right after the 2010 elections. Hee! Hee!]

Could you help me understand the legislation? You see, I haven't been able to track down a copy of the bill that was hammered out between the House and Senate conference committee, so I really don't have any idea of what the final legislation might contain.

[You mean read a bill before it is voted on? What a bizarre concept.]

Kill it and try again after 2010. What they've got now is worse than nothing.

[Yes, after 2010. Hee! Hee!]

No bill better than bad bill.

[Monica isn't so sure. She would prefer bad bill to no bill.]

is everyone finally starting to get it? we were NEVER.GOING.TO.GET.WHAT.WE.WANTED

[GIVE.UP.NOW!]

I hope Obama is making alternate plans starting in 2012. cause he sure ain't going to be re-elected on the basis of this mess. He has needed to be like LBJ, pressuring legislators to pass what he wants, the way Johnson did for Medicare. Instead, he's letting that traitor Rahm Emanuel cause him to fail.

[I read "Master of the Senate" by Robert Caro and LBJ was the MASTER at getting bills passed. Yes, I know LBJ and Obama is NO LBJ. Not with just a little over a hundred days worth of Senate experience.]

Health care doesn't have to be completely reformed in one shot. I would like to do as much as possible right now but there's no reason we can't get another shot at this in a few years.

[In the Year 2525, if Man is still alive.]


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1 posted on 08/09/2009 5:38:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

FIRST!


2 posted on 08/09/2009 5:39:42 PM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/09/2009 5:39:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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loaves and fishes and free health care for all, with lower costs and no rationing!
4 posted on 08/09/2009 5:40:54 PM PDT by Kansas58
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To: PJ-Comix

3rd


5 posted on 08/09/2009 5:40:54 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: MrB

Some where near the top


6 posted on 08/09/2009 5:42:14 PM PDT by clamper1797 (An Kenyan KGB agent could not do a better job as president)
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To: PJ-Comix

in


7 posted on 08/09/2009 5:42:53 PM PDT by txroadkill (I already told on all of you!)
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To: clamper1797

It was my first “first” for DUFU...
I think I’ll have a party!

It’s great seeing them demoralized, but it isn’t going to stop me from showing up at the tea party recess rallies.
My young daughter wants to take her toy pitchfork.


8 posted on 08/09/2009 5:45:07 PM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: PJ-Comix

HA! Nice job! There could be an entire forum ddedicatedto DUmmie funnies. I go there when I need a good laugh.The funniest are the obongo droolers. God forbid anyone should say anything derogatory about their Messiah. It’s fun to watch them fight. Some of the progressives that got banned started their own forum where they take names of the Koolaid drinkers and make fun of them. haha


9 posted on 08/09/2009 5:48:59 PM PDT by mojitojoe (All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for the people to remain silent.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ten, again!


10 posted on 08/09/2009 5:49:21 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: MrB

Wow. DUmmies are showing signs of reality contact. Maybe there IS a god.


11 posted on 08/09/2009 5:49:53 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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if it's going to FORCE me to buy "health" insurance, I too want it to die

The DUmmie/Obama socialist agenda in a nutshell. They don't want it if they have to "buy" it, but will willingly take it for "free" from the government. Of course, little thought (there's a reason for this...) is given to why it's available for free. That's not their problem...or so they think.

12 posted on 08/09/2009 5:49:56 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama Administration: The Whizzers of Oz)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thye’re really gonna be demoralized when it sinks in that they’re still not gonna get their zit cream and pubic lice shampoo for free.


13 posted on 08/09/2009 5:50:58 PM PDT by digger48
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To: BattleHymn

I don’t know how you guys can stand that forum for the legally insane, but it sure is humerous to read the thoughts of bat$hit crazy people. The only scarey part is there are not enough lunatic asylums to house them.


14 posted on 08/09/2009 5:53:22 PM PDT by Anti-Kenyan
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It seems to me we are about to end up with the "Patriot Act" of medical care.

I agree except that the government will be gathering information and spying on Americans instead of Islamofascist terrorists.

15 posted on 08/09/2009 5:53:34 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Proud member of "The Angry Mob" Est. April 19, 1775)
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To: PJ-Comix

Idiots are too busy hating us to agree. Plus there is the Alinsky tactic that keeps them from agreeing with us “racists”.


16 posted on 08/09/2009 5:53:52 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I read this part of the bill posted on Sarah’s facebook page:

Page 429: Advance Care Planning Consult will be used to dictate
treatment as patient’s health deteriorates. This can include an ORDER for
end-of-life plans. An ORDER from the GOVERNMENT.

• Page 430: Government will decide what level of treatments you may have
at end-of-life.

• Page 469: Community-based Home Medical Services: more payoffs for ACORN.

• Page 472: Payments to Community-based organizations: more payoffs for
ACORN.

• Page 489: Government will cover marriage and family therapy. Government
intervenes in your marriage.

• Page 494: Government will cover mental health services: defining,
creating and rationing those services.

How can ANYONE, even liberals, want the Government to decide the fate of their parents and grandparents. Liberals are for big Government, that’s one thing, but these people have parents and grandparents, how can they want the Government to decide when to pull the plug on them. How can anyone logically be for that


17 posted on 08/09/2009 5:56:21 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PJ-Comix

Do these morons have any idea about what they are asking for?

It’s as if they WANT to completely RUIN our health care system, all for the sake of socialism. Surely they must realize they will also be subject to the government controls. How could anyone in their right mind desire such a thing. Of course, they are never in a right mind...

Equal damnation for every one of us!!! (because it makes them FEEL better...)

Trickle up misery and hardship for all!!


18 posted on 08/09/2009 5:56:51 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: digger48

I give some of them credit for recognizing this bill is crap.

they really ought to be thinking about how they will feel when it is a Republican controlled Congress and President making decisions about their health care..because if this get passed the Democrats are going to lose next time around...and Republicans will be doing the end of life counseling...


19 posted on 08/09/2009 5:57:13 PM PDT by RummyChick ("Free Speech....is always the deadliest enemy of tyranny" Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black)
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To: PJ-Comix

I hope all who have not been in the streets to earn their stripes will see what a few brave patriots can do. I am proud of every Freedom Loving American who has shown up at Tea Parties nd Town Halls. Now. Get to the streets people. It works. They run like Rabbits. I have never felt better than after helping run off ACORN, The SEIU and Congresscommie Kathy Castor in Tampa last week. We are trying to find out where she will be for her PHONE IT IN town hall. We plan to surround the location abnd have tailgate parties while protesting. We will use our cellphones to call her and DARE her to come out and face the Taxpayers.


20 posted on 08/09/2009 5:57:44 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (!!)
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