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A Tale of Two Bunnies
Campus Report ^ | August 4, 2009 | Malcolm A. Kline

Posted on 08/04/2009 1:01:40 PM PDT by bs9021

A Tale of Two Bunnies

by: Malcolm A. Kline, August 03, 2009

We have long wondered precisely what post-graduate activity women’s studies courses prepare young women for. The Bunny Ranch has given us an answer. “Last year a 22-year-old Californian going by the pseudonym Natalie Dylan decided that a fun thesis for her master’s degree would be the following experiment: Auction her virginity to the highest bidder,” Ed Vitagliano reports in the August 2009 issue of the AFA Journal. “Dylan had already earned her bachelor’s degree in women’s studies and, in September 2008, while working in preparation for entering a master’s program, came up with the idea.”

The AFA Journal is published by the American Family Association. “She has avoided any pesky prostitution prosecutions by making the offer via a whorehouse in Nevada, where prostitution is legal,” Vitagliano informs us of “Dylan’s” research.

Indeed, the web site for said brothel, the aforementioned Bunny Ranch, gives Dylan a whole page with a nice pink background. “Not only does she have a degree in Women’s Studies, she is looking to raise money to continue her education and get her master’s degree in Psychology so she can practice Family Psychology,” the web site informs us. “She comes to us here at the bunny ranch with a very special gift, Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting.”

“One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder.” Here’s the crowning irony: Women’s Studies courses were created and added to college curricula by feminists over the past three decades....

(Excerpt) Read more at campusreportonline.net ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: academicbias; afa; bunnyranch; feminism; napl; nataliedylan; pornification; prostitution; sexworker; thebunnyranch; womensstudies

1 posted on 08/04/2009 1:01:41 PM PDT by bs9021
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To: bs9021

Well, somebody has to say it.
TTIWWP


2 posted on 08/04/2009 1:02:59 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: bs9021; Revolting cat!

Something that will give her another excuse to hate men.


3 posted on 08/04/2009 1:03:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bubba’s got a special stop to make on his way back from North Korea.


4 posted on 08/04/2009 1:04:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: freedomlover

Based on pics in earlier threads, you’re welcome to it.


5 posted on 08/04/2009 1:05:59 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: bs9021

6 posted on 08/04/2009 1:12:46 PM PDT by jessduntno ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: jessduntno

She’s really not attractive.


7 posted on 08/04/2009 1:16:12 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)
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To: bs9021

To quote my former NCOIC from the Army.

Many women think there virginity is something special because they can only give it away once. The truth is that every other woman in the world has been a virgin at one point in time and most men don’t value that “commodity” anymore.


8 posted on 08/04/2009 1:19:40 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: taxcontrol
Sex with a virgin is simply labor-intensive and unfulfilling.

Well, labor-intensive, anyways.

9 posted on 08/04/2009 1:27:19 PM PDT by I Buried My Guns
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To: jessduntno

I suspect that Natalie Dylan is really Dylan Natalie.


10 posted on 08/04/2009 1:55:14 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Bubba’s got a special stop to make on his way back from North Korea.

From what I hear, he may end up in a bidding war with Hillary.


11 posted on 08/04/2009 3:03:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: freedomlover

12 posted on 08/04/2009 3:13:02 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Darn it, I was thinking you were pinging me to a heartwarming tale of two little bunny rabbits.


13 posted on 08/04/2009 6:04:24 PM PDT by TheOldLady (I hate Freepathons! PLEASE DONATE NOW! Get it over with!)
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To: TheOldLady

Try this one:

http://cuteoverload.com/2009/07/12/god-bless-the-internet/


14 posted on 08/04/2009 7:15:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Doomonyou

Oh yeah that’s a virgin. Yes sirree


15 posted on 08/04/2009 8:35:00 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank you, Darlin,’ that did the trick. Uh... I shouldn’t say “trick” here, should I... That was heartwarming!


16 posted on 08/05/2009 3:37:21 AM PDT by TheOldLady (I hate Freepathons! PLEASE DONATE NOW! Get it over with!)
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To: TheOldLady

Glad you liked.


17 posted on 08/05/2009 11:32:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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