Posted on 06/19/2009 9:18:49 AM PDT by NetRight Nation
Ok, this is really quite simple. Everyone by now has heard about Senator Barbara Boxer correcting a General by asking him to stop referring to her as "Ma'am" but rather as "Senator Boxer". So, in the spirit of this correction, we have decided to make a correction to her title as well. Rather, to her name.
The person who creates the best name to follow "Senator..." will win an Americans for Limited Government grab bag. Leave your "Address me as Senator _________ " on NetRight Nation here: http://www.netrightnation.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1041682:contest-address-me-as-qsenatorq&catid=1:nrn-blog&Itemid=7
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Dennis Miller now
Senator Get Over Yourself. How is that?
Por favor dice “Senatora Amnestia.”
Senator “you bought your title” Boxer
Iago had it right in Othello: “Thou art....a Senator!”
Senator Douchebag...
Senator Jablowme...
Senator Stupid; Ms. Moron; She who is so full of herself - all are aprpos.
I heard a Freeper call her “Senator BoxofRocks”...
I nearly fell out of my chair!
I think he should have called her a
DIFFERENT FOUR LETTER WORD THAT RHYMES WITH PUNT!
Not Mam-I-am!
Not Mam-I-am!
I do not like that name of Mam!
Do you like that name of Mam?
I do not like that name of Mam.
I do not like, to be called Mam.
Can we call you Senator Mam?
I would not like that here or there.
I would not like that anywhere.
I do not like that name of Mam.
I do not like, to be called Mam.
Would you be a Mam in the House?
Would you be a Mam to your Spouse?
I am no Mam when in the House.
I am not Mam to my lousy spouse.
I do not like Mam here or there.
I do not like Mam anywhere.
I do not like that name of Mam.
I do not like, to be called Mam.
How bout we call you Barbara Box?
Even though you're not a Fox?
Don't call me Box.
I'm not a fox.
Not in the House.
Not by my spouse.
I would not like that here or there.
I would not like that anywhere.
I do not like that name of Mam.
I do not like, to be called Mam.
Here ya go!
Senator Notsomuch.
Senator Whatthehell.
Senator Narcissus.
Senator Nutbag.
Senator SoWhat.
Senator Megabarf.
Actually, wouldn’t she be a Senatrix?
Senator Bunt?
Senator Hunt?
Senator ... Oh, now I get it. :-)
Reminds me of “The Maestro” episode on Seinfeld!
She sucks SENATOR FELLATRIX
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