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Hillary To Publish Series Of Books On Bill Clinton’s Affairs
Elective Decisions ^ | 05/16/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 05/16/2009 3:00:39 PM PDT by writer33

New York—Not to be outdone by Elizabeth Edwards, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has decided to publish a series of books on her husband’s trysts. The book will detail affair after affair, and all of the excrement she had to eat during her time in Arkansas and Washington.

Reportedly, the first two volumes are complete. However, the White House years—a lengthy series of books—won’t be finished until late 2010. Hillary has grown weary of the attention the media paid to Elizabeth Edwards for just one affair, and feels it’s time she got her dues.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Business/Economy; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: billclinton; bimboeruption; bookdeal; books; chrisdavis; hillaryclinton; satirehillary
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1 posted on 05/16/2009 3:00:40 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 05/16/2009 3:01:09 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I love it!


3 posted on 05/16/2009 3:02:19 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: wagglebee

Yep, this is right up your alley. You’re one of those icky social conservatives.

LOL!


4 posted on 05/16/2009 3:04:33 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

HeeHee! She’ll never run out of material!


5 posted on 05/16/2009 3:05:30 PM PDT by Exit148 (a)
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To: writer33; devolve

LOL, I laughed out loud at this one! Just imagine it. Thanks for the ping Chris.


6 posted on 05/16/2009 3:06:58 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: writer33

didn’t know a publisher would be able to take on 150 books


7 posted on 05/16/2009 3:08:48 PM PDT by peace with honor ( they)
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To: writer33
And this will be a long series, because Bill has laid more pipe than Roto Rooter.”

HS! I love it! Photobucket Even Slick has to be chuckling!

Photobucket

8 posted on 05/16/2009 3:10:42 PM PDT by b4its2late (Robin Hood was a terrorist! Hmmmmm............)
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To: Exit148

Never run out of material. Thanks for reading, Exit148. I do appreciate it.


9 posted on 05/16/2009 3:18:36 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: b4its2late

The sick thing is that stupid A$$ would be proud of it and love it.


10 posted on 05/16/2009 3:18:51 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: potlatch

Thanks for reading, potlatch. Glad you enjoyed it. I do appreciate it.


11 posted on 05/16/2009 3:19:19 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: peace with honor
didn’t know a publisher would be able to take on 150 books

I guess in this case, they'd have to do a 2 or 3 book deal at a time and see how it goes. Thanks for reading, peace with honor. I appreciate it.

12 posted on 05/16/2009 3:20:32 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Her affairs would be more scandalous.

. . . e. g. the orgies at Camp David.


13 posted on 05/16/2009 3:21:32 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: b4its2late

Thanks for reading, b4its2late. I appreciate it. I’m glad you enjoyed it.


14 posted on 05/16/2009 3:21:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Quix

Now why did you have to put that into my head. Thanks, Quix.

LOL

Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.


15 posted on 05/16/2009 3:23:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

As I understand it from 2-3 sources . . .

Some . . . protection personnel . . .

have been more or less literally ill from having to stand guard over such goings on.


16 posted on 05/16/2009 3:27:39 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: writer33

Bill is writing a sequel...he’s naming it after an old TV series...”I Love Loosley”...


17 posted on 05/16/2009 3:32:17 PM PDT by jessduntno (July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
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To: writer33

It'd probably exceed the top shelf here...

18 posted on 05/16/2009 3:33:53 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: potlatch

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Funny stuff!


19 posted on 05/16/2009 3:44:51 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hey kids! Let*s elect a confessed cokehead! . . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Quix

I imagine.


20 posted on 05/16/2009 3:45:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: jessduntno

How about “Gunsmoke” as well.

LOL

Thanks for reading, jessduntno. I appreciate it.


21 posted on 05/16/2009 3:46:27 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: ErnBatavia

Perfect graphic, ErnBatavia. Thanks for posting it and for reading. I appreciate it.


22 posted on 05/16/2009 3:47:05 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: devolve

Thanks for reading, devolve. I appreciate it.


23 posted on 05/16/2009 3:47:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: devolve

[Funny stuff!]

Yes, I liked the bit about the first two volumes being complete, lol.


24 posted on 05/16/2009 3:50:32 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: writer33

I APPRECAITE YOU, writer33 for a great post, be safe FRiend!


25 posted on 05/16/2009 3:54:25 PM PDT by peace with honor ( they)
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To: peace with honor

Thank you peace with honor. Be safe as well, FRiend.


26 posted on 05/16/2009 4:03:39 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

The “Never Ending Story”?

Good one!


27 posted on 05/16/2009 4:16:35 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Waterboard Pelosi NOW!)
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To: writer33

I like her fifth book in the series, “You’d Better Put Some Ice On That” subtitled “If Only She’d Said Yes In The First Place”


28 posted on 05/16/2009 4:31:11 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: writer33; potlatch

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I was thinking of one of the James Bond villains Hillary could use in one book - but maybe it should be in book about Barney Frank

No - I will not go further......


29 posted on 05/16/2009 4:40:47 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hey kids! Let*s elect a confessed cokehead! . . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: writer33

Does it come in a 400 volume set?


30 posted on 05/16/2009 4:42:21 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: ErnBatavia

31 posted on 05/16/2009 4:47:50 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: BlueStateBlues

book six....’cigars Bill?, CIGARS??’


32 posted on 05/16/2009 4:53:30 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: writer33

“It Takes an Intern”


33 posted on 05/16/2009 5:08:02 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: devolve
Not this guy, is it?


34 posted on 05/16/2009 5:18:06 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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I think it is!


35 posted on 05/16/2009 5:24:27 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hey kids! Let*s elect a confessed cokehead! . . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: SouthTexas

The Never Ending Story indeed, ST. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.


36 posted on 05/16/2009 5:24:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: BlueStateBlues
I like her fifth book in the series, “You’d Better Put Some Ice On That” subtitled “If Only She’d Said Yes In The First Place”

LOL. Good fifth book in the series. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

37 posted on 05/16/2009 5:26:51 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: devolve

LOL!


38 posted on 05/16/2009 5:27:51 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: TommyDale
Does it come in a 400 volume set?

In this case, I guess it'll have to. Thanks for reading, TommyDale. I appreciate it.

39 posted on 05/16/2009 5:28:02 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Bratch

Thanks for posting the graphic, Bratch. It’s perfect.


40 posted on 05/16/2009 5:28:34 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: struggle
“It Takes an Intern”

Another good title in the series. Thanks for reading, struggle. I appreciate it.

41 posted on 05/16/2009 5:29:15 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Hillary To Publish Series Of Books On Bill Clinton’s Affairs

Obviously one of them will have to be a handbook. Get it? Handb....

Never mind. Sounded funnier in my brain.

42 posted on 05/16/2009 5:32:43 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: writer33
Wish this wasn't a Satire thread.
...will they be "banned" in Boston?
43 posted on 05/16/2009 5:34:52 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid / deadly things happen... :^)
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To: writer33

Why would anyone care anymore?


44 posted on 05/16/2009 5:38:35 PM PDT by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!)
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To: writer33

It’ll take more than one ‘’series’’.


45 posted on 05/16/2009 5:41:28 PM PDT by Waco (Libs exhale too much.)
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To: Texas Eagle

Handbook. Perfectly appropriate for this thread.


46 posted on 05/16/2009 5:42:17 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Yes, definitely “banned” in Boston. :-)

Thanks for reading, skink. I appreciate it.


47 posted on 05/16/2009 5:42:52 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Randy Larsen
Why would anyone care anymore?

As far as a book, you're right, no one would care anymore. As far as having fun on a satire thread, that's a different story.

Thanks for reading, Randy Larsen. I appreciate it.

48 posted on 05/16/2009 5:44:24 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Waco

Multiple series. LOL

Thanks for reading, Waco. I appreciate it.


49 posted on 05/16/2009 5:45:00 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

You’re very welcome. This was a good idea for a thread, and I hope someone in Clinton’s State Department copies off the best titles and hangs them in the cafeteria.


50 posted on 05/16/2009 5:48:23 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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