Hillary To Publish Series Of Books On Bill Clinton’s Affairs

Elective Decisions ^ | 05/16/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

New York—Not to be outdone by Elizabeth Edwards, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has decided to publish a series of books on her husband’s trysts. The book will detail affair after affair, and all of the excrement she had to eat during her time in Arkansas and Washington.

Reportedly, the first two volumes are complete. However, the White House years—a lengthy series of books—won’t be finished until late 2010. Hillary has grown weary of the attention the media paid to Elizabeth Edwards for just one affair, and feels it’s time she got her dues.

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[wagglebee]

I love it!

[writer33]

Yep, this is right up your alley. You’re one of those icky social conservatives.

LOL!

[Exit148]

HeeHee! She’ll never run out of material!

[potlatch]

LOL, I laughed out loud at this one! Just imagine it. Thanks for the ping Chris.

[peace with honor]

didn’t know a publisher would be able to take on 150 books

[b4its2late]

And this will be a long series, because Bill has laid more pipe than Roto Rooter.”

HS! I love it! Even Slick has to be chuckling!

[writer33]

Never run out of material. Thanks for reading, Exit148. I do appreciate it.

[Lockbar]

The sick thing is that stupid A$$ would be proud of it and love it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, potlatch. Glad you enjoyed it. I do appreciate it.

[writer33]

didn’t know a publisher would be able to take on 150 books

I guess in this case, they'd have to do a 2 or 3 book deal at a time and see how it goes. Thanks for reading, peace with honor. I appreciate it.

[Quix]

Her affairs would be more scandalous.

. . . e. g. the orgies at Camp David.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, b4its2late. I appreciate it. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Now why did you have to put that into my head. Thanks, Quix.

LOL

Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.

[Quix]

As I understand it from 2-3 sources . . .

Some . . . protection personnel . . .

have been more or less literally ill from having to stand guard over such goings on.

[jessduntno]

Bill is writing a sequel...he’s naming it after an old TV series...”I Love Loosley”...

[ErnBatavia]

It'd probably exceed the top shelf here...

[devolve]

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Funny stuff!

[writer33]

I imagine.

[writer33]

How about “Gunsmoke” as well.

LOL

Thanks for reading, jessduntno. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Perfect graphic, ErnBatavia. Thanks for posting it and for reading. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, devolve. I appreciate it.

[potlatch]

[Funny stuff!]

Yes, I liked the bit about the first two volumes being complete, lol.

[peace with honor]

I APPRECAITE YOU, writer33 for a great post, be safe FRiend!

[writer33]

Thank you peace with honor. Be safe as well, FRiend.

[SouthTexas]

The “Never Ending Story”?

Good one!

[BlueStateBlues]

I like her fifth book in the series, “You’d Better Put Some Ice On That” subtitled “If Only She’d Said Yes In The First Place”

[devolve]

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I was thinking of one of the James Bond villains Hillary could use in one book - but maybe it should be in book about Barney Frank

No - I will not go further......

[TommyDale]

Does it come in a 400 volume set?

[Bratch]

[bobby.223]

book six....’cigars Bill?, CIGARS??’

[struggle]

“It Takes an Intern”

[potlatch]

Not this guy, is it?

[devolve]

..

I think it is!

[writer33]

The Never Ending Story indeed, ST. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

I like her fifth book in the series, “You’d Better Put Some Ice On That” subtitled “If Only She’d Said Yes In The First Place”

LOL. Good fifth book in the series. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[potlatch]

LOL!

[writer33]

Does it come in a 400 volume set?

In this case, I guess it'll have to. Thanks for reading, TommyDale. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for posting the graphic, Bratch. It’s perfect.

[writer33]

“It Takes an Intern”

Another good title in the series. Thanks for reading, struggle. I appreciate it.

[Texas Eagle]

Hillary To Publish Series Of Books On Bill Clinton’s Affairs

Obviously one of them will have to be a handbook. Get it? Handb....

Never mind. Sounded funnier in my brain.

[skinkinthegrass]

Wish this wasn't a Satire thread.
...will they be "banned" in Boston?

[Randy Larsen]

Why would anyone care anymore?

[Waco]

It’ll take more than one ‘’series’’.

[writer33]

Handbook. Perfectly appropriate for this thread.

[writer33]

Yes, definitely “banned” in Boston. :-)

Thanks for reading, skink. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Why would anyone care anymore?

As far as a book, you're right, no one would care anymore. As far as having fun on a satire thread, that's a different story.

Thanks for reading, Randy Larsen. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Multiple series. LOL

Thanks for reading, Waco. I appreciate it.

[BlueStateBlues]

You’re very welcome. This was a good idea for a thread, and I hope someone in Clinton’s State Department copies off the best titles and hangs them in the cafeteria.