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Psychologist Discovers “Anti-Socialist Personality Disorder”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 8 March 2009
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Satire........
But believable..........
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:53:17 AM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. -Will Rogers)
To: John Semmens
Hey: I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived!
Dear....kindly Harvard worker,
You think that I'm a putz,
I oughta love Obama,
Instead I think he's nuts.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-theft,
Glory Osky, that's why I hate the Left!
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posted on
03/11/2009 12:00:42 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: Ballygrl
"I assume Federal funding will be available to our new group?If we are defined as a new "victim group", there my be a slim chance.
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posted on
03/11/2009 12:16:55 PM PDT
by
gitmogrunt
(The stupidity of the American people never ceases to amaze me.)
To: John Semmens
Liberal study concludes that conservative joy “passeth all understanding”.
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posted on
03/11/2009 12:36:52 PM PDT
by
GOP Jedi
(Democracy, Immigration, Multiculturalism -- Pick Any Two)
To: John Semmens
To: John Semmens
Did he say this for real?
If so, Y’all better, as they say down here, WAKE THE HELL UP..
US Army Stocking Up on Riot Gear & Training
... The President— has said ——he will take-— whatever action -—he ——deems necessary ——to see that this doesnt happen. He— will not-— be-— deterred-— by -—formalistic -—notions regarding ——freedom of speech or ———assembly ———that may conflict -——with his ——intent to transform—— this country.
US Army Stocking Up on Riot Gear & Training
The federal government is budgeting funds for an anticipated hot summer of domestic unrest.
With the likes of Limbaugh, Santelli, Cramer and others stirring up trouble with their repeated expressions of disrespect toward the President, weve got to be prepared, said the Presidents Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. We cannot tolerate any destabilizing demonstrations of disloyalty during these times of severe economic crisis.
Gibbs warned that the army has been training assiduously for this sort of contingency since day-one of this Administration. There is an old saying from World War II that loose lips sink ships. Well, we cannot afford to allow the loose lips of talk radio to sink the American ship of state. The President has said he will take whatever action he deems necessary to see that this doesnt happen. He will not be deterred by formalistic notions regarding freedom of speech or assembly that may conflict with his intent to transform this country.
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posted on
03/11/2009 1:38:42 PM PDT
by
triSranch
(Live from the Birthplace and Deathbed of the Confederacy)
To: John Semmens
Yes, and I have a very bad case of it, so steer clear.
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posted on
03/11/2009 1:49:31 PM PDT
by
debboo
(Stop socialism, vote conservative)
To: John Semmens; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; Charles Henrickson; ...
PRICELESS!
the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness. In a world wallowing in poverty and oppression, angst and neurosis are the healthy responses, Napier wrote. Liberals manifest a robust magnitude of both angst and neurotic tendencies in their responses to our surveys of mental attitudes.Conservatives, on the other hand, are deficient in this area,
I'm reminded of a song from 20+ years ago, the refrain had a line something like,
"Up Against The Wall, (Happy Bitter Clinging) Redneck Mothers"
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:33:05 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: John Semmens
The Soviet Union already went here.
This makes my tagline even more relevant.
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:41:08 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: John Semmens
Is there a pill for that?
/sarc
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:45:08 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: John Semmens; glock rocks; SouthTexas; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave; SierraWasp; fish hawk
Conservatives, on the other hand, are deficient in this area, Napier observed. Their focus on family, faith, and career is systemically pathological given the over all state of the world. Therapy is indicated. In as much as I am the only FReeper suffering this malady I volunteered and started my therapy today by opening a new bottle of Bob's Really Good Red at 5:00PM Dago time...
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:45:24 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name...)
To: Just another Joe
LMAO
Just don’t mix your meds.... ;)
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:46:54 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Amerikan Unity My Ass)
To: John Semmens
That's funny, I had to read it twice before I noticed that it was anti-social-IST disorder.
Yes, that's me, too.
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:49:03 PM PDT
by
Eva
(CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
To: John Semmens; The Spirit Of Allegiance
I always wondered what was wrong with me and how long they would take to come up with a label. But then, you can't apply the label because then you end up with some other syndrome where you live up to the label. so they give you a label and you have to pretend you don't know the label? it is all rather confusing, but now that it has been clarified I might sleep a little easier knowing I have a label that I am supposed to ignore which labels the tendencies I have had throughout my life, or what they would like to label as tendencies.......
::grin:: Do I talk to much? Does that follow the label? ::Laughing::
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posted on
03/11/2009 5:58:52 PM PDT
by
MountainFlower
(There but by the grace of God go I.)
To: John Semmens
I’m checking into the wacky ranch tomorrow.
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posted on
03/11/2009 6:00:12 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: John Semmens
I guess I should become an angry liberal. I hate straight jackets
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posted on
03/11/2009 6:05:30 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Priceless? I doubt it! I’m sure that, one way or the other, we paid plenty for this idiocy.
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posted on
03/11/2009 6:09:11 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Obama won, America's done!)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
Ph.D. candidate Jaime Napier from NYU postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness... The characterization of disagreeable political ideas as a mental illness is reminiscent of the old Soviet Union practice of labeling its dissenters as deranged and incarcerating them in hospitals for treatment.
What about hoping that President Bush is assassinated? Is that healthy, Napier, you POS?
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posted on
03/11/2009 6:13:35 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Whoops, and thanks The Spirit Of Allegiance for the ping.
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posted on
03/11/2009 6:15:05 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
"Liberals manifest a robust magnitude of both angst and neurotic tendencies in their responses to our surveys of mental attitudes.
That part is true. However, we probably would disagree with the diagnosis of the causes. Unmarried women who have had abortions would exhibit higher levels of neurosis and mental disturbance and there would be more of these among liberals. Children who grew up without fathers would also be more likely to seek co-dependent relationships with an all-powerful Nanny State. It's not like it all comes from compassion or an altruistic concern for others. In the case of liberal hysteria, they would also need to check and compare estrogen levels.
This is psychopolitics.
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