Psychologist Discovers “Anti-Socialist Personality Disorder”

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 8 March 2009 | John Semmens

[MountainFlower]

I am not liking your statistics....it looks like each generation sporting this condition lives longer than the previous one! ARGH! Not that too!!

[MountainFlower]

Spirit, were there any photos of what this condition could do to a person?

[Kenny Bunk]

Grampa Dave,
I wouldn't worry about this tragic genetic tendency within your gene pool. You see, we've just elected this wizard young Kenyan chap to run our country, and he's going to pour billions into stem cell research.

Don't you see what that means? Even if you, your trophy wife, or indeed any relative, starts to show symptoms of ASPD, some medical guru funded by our super young Indonesian President will be able to replace nasty old Republican genes with fresh vibrant modern Democrat genes!

I want to commend you for talking about ASPD in public ... even before the topic surfaces on Okra Winfree. This tragic condition has been hidden in the shadows of shame far too long.

[BOBTHENAILER]

our super young Indonesian President will be able to replace nasty old Republican genes with fresh vibrant modern Democrat genes!

Actually there is an old procedure which will do the same thing. It was featured in the book "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". Electro-shock lobotomy. Just watch MSNBC for the results.

[Grampa Dave]

I doubt if under Zer0’s national health insurance, if he will want to spend money using cloned stem cells to reverse ASPD in conservatives of any age.

Maybe we can start a money making 12 step program to deprogram our conservative genetic gene pools.

[SouthTexas]

Okra Winfree

Now THAT'S funny!

[Kenny Bunk]

Okra Winfree

I like the woman, but I am thinking of becoming a vegetarian.

[Kenny Bunk]

Okra Winfree

I like the woman, but I am thinking of becoming a vegetarian.

[Hot Tabasco]

“anti-socialist personality disorder.”

Yo Baby, does that mean I qualify for disability payments?????

[SouthTexas]

I don’t, nothing personal, just don’t tolerate those the “know better than everyone else” very well.

[maine-iac7]

Oh Goody.

Does that mean we can now go on the dole along with the druggies and the bi-polars and all the others who are happily laying around with ‘disability’ income and food stamps and not expected to work?

I'd like to see the figures on how many of the above are on the dole - bought and paid for by the Marxists to ensure they remain good little voters...

and will, when it comes time, pull on the Jack Boots and become the ‘bamba’s Brown Shirts.

[big'ol_freeper]

I have that syndrome is abundance and am always looking for more of it.

[mainestategop]

A satire? Oh.