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Psychologist Discovers “Anti-Socialist Personality Disorder”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 8 March 2009
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:40 AM PDT
by
IbJensen
(In 2008, Americans foolishly used their freedom to vote for “chains” not “change.”)
To: John Semmens
I finally have a victim status.
YaaaaHoooo.
You don’t know how long I have waited.
These satirical stories are great.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:30:07 AM PDT
by
pennyfarmer
(Shiite Muslim named Bob.)
To: John Semmens
Love to see the DU thread on this. :)
To: John Semmens
Yeah! I always wanted to be neurotic! *smiling* :D
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:30:52 AM PDT
by
txnativegop
(God Bless America! (NRA-Endowment))
To: John Semmens
(PH.d candidate)....”postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness.”
Lol! Talk about CLEAR evidence for watered-down education....
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:31:15 AM PDT
by
SumProVita
(Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
To: John Semmens
Sounds like the rationalization of a collectivist with his hands out.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:31:37 AM PDT
by
mnehring
To: pennyfarmer
YooHooo!!!
I can finally let go of ALL my responsibilities !!
To: SumProVita
Of COURSE this type of satire REALLY exists in the minds of the Democrat fringe....
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:32:53 AM PDT
by
SumProVita
(Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified DeCartes))
To: John Semmens
And there it is, time and again....
Wrong becomes right and right becomes wrong.
Isaiah 5: 20-24
“Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness; Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes And clever in their own sight! Woe to those who are heroes in drinking wine And valiant men in mixing strong drink,Who justify the wicked for a bribe, And take away the rights of the ones who are in the right! Therefore, as a tongue of fire consumes stubble And dry grass collapses into the flame, So their root will become like rot and their blossom blow away as dust; For they have rejected the law of the LORD of hosts And despised the word of the Holy One of Israel”
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:33:12 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. And SOON!!!)
To: IbJensen
Is there exclusivity on this one, do you have first dibs?
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:33:20 AM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: John Semmens
How does this effect me as a functioning psychopath?
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:35:11 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: John Semmens
The best satire is always conservative.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:35:27 AM PDT
by
Crazieman
(Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
To: John Semmens
Ph.D. candidate Jaime Napier from NYU postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness......
I’m so damn happy that liberals are so damn miserable!
To: John Semmens
I can stop ANYTIME I WANT!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:37:07 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: John Semmens
Liberals manifest a robust magnitude of both angst and neurotic tendencies in their responsesWell, he got that part right.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:42:37 AM PDT
by
Clock King
(Radical Conservatives, arise!)
To: John Semmens
With this new diagnosis,Anti-Soicialist Anonymous Groups are bound to be popping up in communities all across the land.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:43:00 AM PDT
by
gitmogrunt
(The stupidity of the American people never ceases to amaze me.)
To: John Semmens
Finally! Someone can diagnose my ‘condition’! LOL!
To: gitmogrunt
they’ve been around for a long time, look for places that say CHURCH or GUN RANGE on their signs.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:51:14 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
To: gitmogrunt
I assume Federal funding will be available to our new group?
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:51:15 AM PDT
by
Ballygrl
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