That’s me.
I finally have a victim status.
YaaaaHoooo.
You don’t know how long I have waited.
These satirical stories are great.
Love to see the DU thread on this. :)
Yeah! I always wanted to be neurotic! *smiling* :D
(PH.d candidate)....”postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness.”
Lol! Talk about CLEAR evidence for watered-down education....
Sounds like the rationalization of a collectivist with his hands out.
And there it is, time and again....
Wrong becomes right and right becomes wrong.
Isaiah 5: 20-24
“Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness; Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes And clever in their own sight! Woe to those who are heroes in drinking wine And valiant men in mixing strong drink,Who justify the wicked for a bribe, And take away the rights of the ones who are in the right! Therefore, as a tongue of fire consumes stubble And dry grass collapses into the flame, So their root will become like rot and their blossom blow away as dust; For they have rejected the law of the LORD of hosts And despised the word of the Holy One of Israel”
The best satire is always conservative.
Ph.D. candidate Jaime Napier from NYU postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness......
I’m so damn happy that liberals are so damn miserable!
I can stop ANYTIME I WANT!
Well, he got that part right.
With this new diagnosis,Anti-Soicialist Anonymous Groups are bound to be popping up in communities all across the land.
Finally! Someone can diagnose my ‘condition’! LOL!
But believable..........
Dear....kindly Harvard worker,
You think that I'm a putz,
I oughta love Obama,
Instead I think he's nuts.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-theft,
Glory Osky, that's why I hate the Left!
Liberal study concludes that conservative joy “passeth all understanding”.
bttt
Did he say this for real?
If so, Y’all better, as they say down here, WAKE THE HELL UP..
US Army Stocking Up on Riot Gear & Training
... The President— has said ——he will take-— whatever action -—he ——deems necessary ——to see that this doesn’t happen. He— will not-— be-— deterred-— by -—formalistic -—notions regarding ——freedom of speech or ———assembly ———that may conflict -——with his ——intent to transform—— this country.”
US Army Stocking Up on Riot Gear & Training
The federal government is budgeting funds for an anticipated “hot summer” of domestic unrest.
“With the likes of Limbaugh, Santelli, Cramer and others stirring up trouble with their repeated expressions of disrespect toward the President, we’ve got to be prepared,” said the President’s Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. “We cannot tolerate any destabilizing demonstrations of disloyalty during these times of severe economic crisis.”
Gibbs warned that “the army has been training assiduously for this sort of contingency since day-one of this Administration. There is an old saying from World War II that ‘loose lips sink ships.’ Well, we cannot afford to allow the loose lips of talk radio to sink the American ship of state. The President has said he will take whatever action he deems necessary to see that this doesn’t happen. He will not be deterred by formalistic notions regarding freedom of speech or assembly that may conflict with his intent to transform this country.”
Yes, and I have a very bad case of it, so steer clear.