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Romo: "T.O. Wears Women's Underwear"
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 12/17/2008 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 12/17/2008 3:35:23 AM PST by bloodmeridian

In a growing feud that threatens to split apart the NFL’s Dallas Cowboys, quarterback Tony Romo revealed yesterday that wide receiver Terrell Owens likes to wear women’s underwear.

“He’s a real sucker for lacy things. You know, thongs, fishnet stockings, garter belts. He was wearing some when we lost to Pittsburgh, but not when we beat up on the Giants,” Romo said yesterday following practice. “I really think he just needs to get back to being a man for this team to continue to win.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: dallascowboys; satire; terrellowens; tonyromo
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1 posted on 12/17/2008 3:35:23 AM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

At least TO doesn’t shoot himself in the leg.


2 posted on 12/17/2008 3:44:11 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: bloodmeridian
Satire Alert!!!

Good fun though.

3 posted on 12/17/2008 3:44:58 AM PST by wmileo (I miss Ronald Wilson Reagan. POTUS #40)
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To: bloodmeridian
I'm sure Ed Werder will pick up on this with. /sarc
4 posted on 12/17/2008 3:46:15 AM PST by tobyhill (No Honeymoon For Obama.)
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To: bloodmeridian
Who cares what the idiot wears...all I know is hes wearing us out in Dallas/Fort Worth.

I realize this is satire but its so close to the truth with this clown who cares.

He was booed twice against the giants by Dallas fans. That honor is hard to get in this town.

He is a hair from being booed no matter what he does.

5 posted on 12/17/2008 3:49:46 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: Fresh Wind
At least TO doesn’t shoot himself in the leg.

Considering that Dallas is probably the last team that would take a chance on him, the way he is shooting off his mouth he might be better off shooting himself in the leg.


6 posted on 12/17/2008 3:56:06 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: bloodmeridian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtkN9V2MXg
7 posted on 12/17/2008 3:56:23 AM PST by spectre (Spectre's wife (Pay it forward this Christmas)
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To: TomGuy

Also, he dreams of a three-way with Keyshawn Johnson and
Kordell Stewart.


8 posted on 12/17/2008 4:24:04 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dr. Ursus

IIRC there once was an AFL player who wore nylons.

For 20 points and a chance to fill Obama’s senate seat, who was that AFL player?


9 posted on 12/17/2008 4:38:21 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Control the information, you control the people.")
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Broadway Joe Namath?


10 posted on 12/17/2008 4:39:18 AM PST by 19th LA Inf
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To: 19th LA Inf
Don't remind me.

1969 -- Jets beat the Colts, Mets beat the Orioles, and NY beat Baltimore in one other championship game as well.

It just sucked.

11 posted on 12/17/2008 4:40:47 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: wmileo
Satire Alert!!!

You should print that a little larger, these are Cowboys fans we're dealing with.

12 posted on 12/17/2008 4:47:54 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Joe Namath or Lance Alworth?


13 posted on 12/17/2008 4:48:50 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: DainBramage

On behalf of those of us in San Francisco and Philadelphia, I’d just like to say we’ve felt your pain.

T.O. has great physical talent but seems to have trouble concentrating. I wonder what could cause that?


14 posted on 12/17/2008 4:57:09 AM PST by InABunkerUnderSF (Illegal Immigration is not about the immigration. Gun control is not about the guns.)
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To: bloodmeridian
Terrell's next gig?


15 posted on 12/17/2008 4:57:16 AM PST by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: Dr. Ursus

Broadway Joe is correct.

I’ll throw your name into the Obama open Senate seat pool. Drawing will be either January 21st or on the receipt of 1 million pesos. Don’t send dollars. They aren’t worth much.


16 posted on 12/17/2008 5:08:22 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Control the information, you control the people.")
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To: Dr. Ursus

You don’t know how CLOSE that is to truth....


17 posted on 12/17/2008 5:23:03 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Joe Namath.


18 posted on 12/17/2008 5:23:27 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

Hee Hee. I love Tony Romo in fact when it looked like the Rangers were going to sign Kerry Wood their hometown boy I wanted to see if the Bears could get our hometown boy Romo back in return :). I know it’s different sports BUT ORTON SUCKS!


19 posted on 12/17/2008 5:44:22 AM PST by mccainvoterinobamaville (Bye bye kerry)
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To: InABunkerUnderSF

On being a die hard “eggles” fan from conception...I say..

Its all good cowboys..T.O is worth the daily,weekend,,pre-game,post game, locker room all about me moments.

Now go back to the locker room and IMPLODE some more!!

Jerry Jones thank you for being the complete idiot you truly are. Even Mark Cuban is laughing....


20 posted on 12/17/2008 6:09:16 AM PST by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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