Reid, Edwards, Pelosi & Obama Join Forces To Form R.E.P.O.

Elective Decisions ^ | 10/25/08 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington—With a show of absolute power, Senator Harry Reid, D-NV, John Edwards, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, have joined forces to form R.E.P.O., inc. (Reid, Edwards, Pelosi, Obama).

The show of solidarity was made to usher in the two significant events in American history - the election of Senator Barack Obama as President of the United States, and the repossession of Americans’ 401K plans, backing it with a guaranteed retirement account with government bonds.

R.E.P.O. is designed to protect America’s interest from the failures of the free market and capitalism, giving citizens hope for brighter days in their golden years. According to reports from Capitol Hill, the plan works this way as a repurchase agreement for a financial institution.

[writer33]

R.E.P.O. sounds like a solid plan. Denote SATIRE!

[writer33]

R.E.P.O. sounds like a great plan! Denote SATIRE ping!

[bitt]

Glad to see another expose!

Great one, Chris!

[Brian S. Fitzgerald]

One Party Rule is another way of putting it.

[max americana]

R.E.T.A.R.D.S.

[blackbart.223]

"R.E.P.O. sounds like a solid plan. Denote SATIRE!"

There isn't enough rope to hang all those poltroons.

[dixiechick2000]

"The federal government will repossess your 401K, give you a three percent return through government bonds, and then if you live long enough to collect it, administer it back to you—via the Social Security Administration—at a much lower rate because of the astoundingly high taxes."

R.E.P.O bump!

Thank you Chris!

[SMCC1]

YES! This nickname cracks me up. Newt used it too.

[skinkinthegrass]

Denote SATIRE!
*snicker* I see, just playing it safe. :)

[SouthTexas]

Wonder if they’ll get a big towtruck for all the cars too?

[machogirl]

Their going to repo the country.

[max americana]

Awesome satire. The dude sounds like one of the writers for the Half Hour Fox show.

[writer33]

One Party Rule is another way of putting it.

That'd some it up.

[machogirl]

Sounds like a country song. ;)

[writer33]

:-) Good one, ma.

[writer33]

There isn't enough rope to hang all those poltroons.

Well put.

[blackbart.223]

"One Party Rule is another way of putting it."

Hitler would love it.

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump and for reading, dixiechick. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

[NoRedTape]

...............THIS IS AMERICA?????

[writer33]

Didn’t know Newt used it. It is funny.