DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-08 ("My Coming November Crackup")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2008 | Sherman Yellen, HUffies, and Charles Henrickson

[NYpeanut]

Has anyone started a pool on the time/day when the election will be called for McCain? Tiebreaker will be when the first match is lit in the riots to follow.

[Paul Heinzman]

My Coming November Crackup

Will be MUCH worse than my current October crackup.

[bcsco]

Brewed strong & fresh and served straight up every day in our household. No holding back here...

[Paul Heinzman]

We are older men with reasonably good nervous systems . . .

...with the exception of that big, bulbous part at the top.

[Paul Heinzman]

Our cracks are beginning to show. . . .

Nancy sez, "Try my guy."

[arrogantsob]

Hell, even candidates don’t have to be alive for Democrats to vote for them.

[Paul Heinzman]

It must be that 60's idealism. Its like a virus: just flares up once in awhile. . . .

Your gift of metaphor is nothing short of Pynchon's.

[Paul Heinzman]

The corporate media has found a cash cow by framing this election as a "horse race". . . .

Your gift of mixing is nothing short of Betty Crocker's.

[Ditter]

I know the dim leaders are projecting but I really think that ‘regular guy’ democrats believe that their leaders are blameless and Republicans are evil.

[Paul Heinzman]

We old farts just aren't as resilient as we once were.

But you still smell as bad.

[bcsco]

I live in a Republican area and the Democrats I know aren’t that way. Maybe it’s the fact that Republicans dominate that causes it, but who knows?

In any event, they provide a friendly, non-confrontational face. I have no idea what they say behind one’s back. But I have my doubts about it being anything different. But there are those few...

[Paul Heinzman]

Our mutual friend and fellow classmate Bob, a fine landscape and city scene painter, just died of melanoma in Maine. Among his last acts was sending in an absentee ballot for Obama. . . .

The Maine ACORN chapter registered Bob Ross.

[FDNYRHEROES]

Your ammo magazine is missing. You may be locked, but you ain’t loaded.

[FDNYRHEROES]

The polls are tightening, knuckles are whitening

Cue up the "that's racist" kid...

[Darkwolf377]

We are older men with reasonably good nervous systems

Liberals are all nervous system, no spine.

[Darkwolf377]

and smear, smear, smear Barack Obama

This shows how deluded these people are. That they cannot grasp that the media LOVE their guy is truly bizarre, though it's getting to be the norm among democrats.

[jla]

A lot of liberals are [insert synonym for ‘cats’].

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

This is too good to pass up, and as I’m working from a crippled computer at the moment, I can’t do all the usual DUmmie ALERT! decoration.

Anyway, this (link on next comment) is good; this is great.

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USA4ME

« Reply #9 on: Today at 11:28:38 am »

My wife got an e-mail from someone who went to a restaurant and the waiter had on a Dem nominee Il Duce tie. This person commented on the tie, mentioned that Il Duce wants to “spread the wealth,” so instead of giving the waiter the tip they were going to give it to a homeless person that was outside the restaurant. Said the waiter got all upset, said that he had earned the tip, etc,... It didn’t work. The person went outside and gave the bum the tip, who was very happy to receive money he didn’t work for.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,15774.msg189703/topicseen.html#msg189703

[NetSurfer]

All time funniest DUFU bump!

(Still chuckling over Rove Your Vote)