Obama Gropes for Alternative to Deporting Illegals

AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 5 April 2008 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

In answer to a question about border security, Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill.) responded that deporting 12 million illegal aliens is not “realistic.” “We are not going to send them home,” Obama promised.

Obama suggested that if each American family could just take in one or more of them, the problem would be solved. “Surely, there are many households in need of a maid or gardener,” Obama declared. “Michelle and I are willing to take at least one of each. All I ask is that others open their hearts and their doors out of a spirit of generosity, lest we be forced to adopt sterner measures.”

The “sterner measures” could be referring to a proposal requiring citizens to board illegal aliens in private homes. The legislation, originally introduced by Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) in 2006, is modeled on the troop boarding practices employed in Boston during the 1770s.

[wastedyears]

When, Claire? When?

[Panzerlied]

How about cooking and eating them?

[rednesss]

Grope???? Did someone say grope???? You know the first one is a freebie.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Obama suggested that if each American family could just take in one or more of them, the problem would be solved. “Surely, there are many households in need of a maid or gardener,” Obama declared.

"He... he's like the son I never had...!"

(Ping) ;)

[dforest]

Obama won’t be groping for anything. His wife, “Boss Hawg Michelle” would castrate him.

Look out people, Michele Obama wears the pants and she makes Hillary look like Ginger on Gilligan’s Island.

[Liz]

" And if Obama doesn't win, Cindy and I are adopting him, his wife, and his kids."

[Liz]

LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa--Hillary's 2008 National Hispanic co-chair---and Bill Clinton.

"Psst! Antonio. Hillary has me on a tight leash---I hafta elbow her volunteers
just to get a cheap feel. How about fixing me up with hot latina babes for a
threesome?"

"Ai dunno, Beeley. Latinas mad Heelary dun wanna geeve us no driver's license.
Ai dun't theenk hot mamasitas wanna tango wit chu undah da sheets, enymore,
Beeley." But chu can still have da name of my denteesta."

[Liz]

Obama declared. “Michelle and I ask is that others open their hearts and their doors out of a spirit of generosity, lest we be forced to adopt sterner measures.” The “sterner measures” could be referring to a proposal requiring citizens to board illegal aliens in private homes introduced by Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) in 2006, modeled on the troop boarding practices employed in Boston during the 1770s.......

" Ole, amigos. Come-on-a-my house, my-y house, I gonna give you horchata and churros."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! ;)

[calcowgirl]

LOL!

[BuffaloJack]

The only acceptable alternative to deporting them would be euthanasia.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

He said "grope." HUH_HUH_HUH_HUH_HUH!

[Califreak]

>Obama suggested that if each American family could just take in one or more of them, the problem would be solved. “Surely, there are many households in need of a maid or gardener,” Obama declared. “Michelle and I are willing to take at least one of each. All I ask is that others open their hearts and their doors out of a spirit of generosity, lest we be forced to adopt sterner measures.”<

I remembered this thread from yesterday.

I had forgotten to check & see if it was Scrappleface.