Posted on 03/23/2008 9:52:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It's Easter Sunday and the DUmmies are worshipping their messiah: Barack Obama. I kid you not. Normally atheists, agnostics, or Gaia worshippers, the DUmmies have suddently become devout Bible believers as you can see in this THREAD reverently titled, "Obama: The Biblical Prophecy." Or at least they PRETEND to be devout believers but only because they think they can fool people into worshipping/electing the ONE. However, before we begin our Obama bible study, let us now get ourselves in the proper reverent mood with this Charles Henrickson song called "I Don't Know Why I Love Him" from the musical play Barack Obama Superstar sung to the tune of I Don't Know How to Love Him:
I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.
I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.
But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.
Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look!.He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!
Now that you are in the proper mood, let us all watch the DUmmies worship their Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thumbing through the Bible to find the Book of Obama, is in the [brackets]:
Obama: The Biblical Prophecy
[Posted a reverent DUmmie theologian.]
Obama: Breaking the barriers between Church and State.
[Perfectly acceptable but ONLY if a liberal is breaking those barriers.]
"I gave the following article to Senator Barak Obama and his wife the week after his announcement in order to encourage them and to strengthen his faith in God’s Providence. But because of the nature of the prophecy, I could not make it public."
[Did you roll the article up like a Torah scroll?]
"I am moved by the Holy Spirit that now is the time for African American Pastors across South Carolina and the South to be made aware that this is more than History."
[It's it's...liberal theology!]
"Please be kind enough to read and then disseminate . . . and may God defend the right!"
[But NOT rightwingers.]
SONS OF ISSACHAR
A Biblical Rationale for the Presidential Campaign of Barak Obama by
Kenneth R. Adderley, Ph.D., M.Div., M.A.
Professor of Religion & Theology
Bethsaida Bible Institute
[Is this thesis with which you earned your theology degree?]
The devil hit us with Osama,
But God raised up Obama,
The devil hastily made a death-launching push
By stealing elections and approving Bush,
But God, whose Will is not slack,
Remembered the prophecy and raised up Barak.
Barak’s Victory (Judges 4: 3-5:15)
[I just checked the online King James and New International versions but didn't catch that Obama reference in either. Perhaps there is a DUmmie Version that I am unaware of?]
1. The next time the Bible mentions Issachar is when he moved from being a slave to becoming a soldier.
2. God’s people were fighting for their lives, and God moved upon Deborah, a prophetess and a judge (counselor) in Israel to go to Barak (same name) and encourage him to lead the fight to save the nation and the people.
3. Barak hesitated (Judges 4:8) but agreed to go if God’s prophetess would go with him to battle.
[Too bad God's prophetess isn't named Michelle. Perhaps you can rewrite that part as well.]
No worries Obama supporters. Nancy Pelosi, who is running the Convention in Denver, founded the Democratic "Christian Coalition". Obama is the ONE. HE has been chosen to bring more Evangelical Voters to the flock. To see the way. Can I get an Amen?
[The ONE? Aren't you getting The Matrix mixed up with the Bible? Only a DUmmie would think this faux theology will get Evangelical voters to support Obama. However, let us now watch the DUmmies worship the ONE...]
This could actually work on the right wingnuts
[Only if they are as brain dead as the DUmmies.]
Is this person for real?
[He's the ONE.]
Welcome your new messiah, folks!
[aka the Obamassiah.]
This sort of thing is very damaging with religious others who disagree with a coronation of a "ONE".
[Ben Burch is ONE. Are you ONE too?]
I'm just reporting the Prophecy
[From the Book of Obama.]
All of these revelations coming at us externally = VERY creepy stuff. Truth has an internal private ground. Trying to graft this of that onto it, for whatever "good" reasons, has historically resulted in many abominations.
[Shhh! Don't ruin the comedy material.]
You can dismiss this post as just the crazy ramblings of an internets tubes poster, but it IS where the Democratic Party wants to go.
[To worship the ONE. You know who.]
He is Morpheus, we are Neo, "I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door."
[I'm still trying to free my mind from the memory of that horrible sequel, The Matrix Reloaded which Al Gore REVIEWED.]
Sadly. It's where the Democratic Party wants to go
[Over the mental health cliff.]
Saying that they are trying to create a Messiah is not fair. There are religious Democrats.
[Who worship the ONE.]
not into anyone that sees themselves as an instrument of God certainly not to build his kingdom on earth as POTUS. Wonder what his plan is for those he deems 'divisive' from his policies. May we never find out.
[The plan is to send them into Purgatory but only if the ONE is in a good mood.]
Your assertion that Obama is the "One" in a religious sense just makes me want to puke. I don't want a preacher president and neither should you. It goes against the very foundations of our democracy! Get a grip, man, Obama is not the be all to end all, he's just another politician!!
[Damn you for wanting to downgrade the ONE to the TWO.]
He has risen...
[The ONE is an early riser...especially when vacationing in St. Thomas.]
I saw a website that proved with scripture that he is the anti-Christ. Should I take that seriously?
[No but Florida is full of the anti-Crists who don't like their governor.]
PING!
Three!
FO!
Good stuff.
top 10!
O-bama! O-bama!
Bama, Bama_O!
Bama-0 Bama-0-bama!
Hey JC, JC—You are just like me!
Bama-0 Bama-O-bama!
HE has been chosen to bring more Evangelical Voters to the flock.
Just what evangelican Christians want: a guy whose own pastor damns America and spews hateful, bigoted, racist rhetoric, and says nothing of love, mercy, forgiveness, or redemption.
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2 Timothy 3:1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!
Including an Obamanation, apparently...
"Accept No Substitutes"
I saw a website that proved with scripture that he is the anti-Christ. Should I take that seriously?YES!
Revelation 13Barack Obama IS the Antichrist!~~snip~~
3. And I saw one of his heads as it were slain to death: and his death's wound was healed. And all the earth was in admiration after the beast.
4. And they adored the dragon which gave power to the beast. And they adored the beast, saying: Who is like to the beast? And who shall be able to fight with him?
5. And there was given to him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies: and power was given to him to do, two and forty months.
6. And he opened his mouth unto blasphemies against God, to blaspheme his name and his tabernacle and them that dwell in heaven.
7. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints and to overcome them. And power was given him over every tribe and people and tongue and nation.
8. And all that dwell upon the earth adored him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb which was slain from the beginning of the world.
~~ snip ~~
13. And he did great signs, so that he made also fire to come down from heaven unto the earth, in the sight of men.
14. And he seduced them that dwell on the earth, for the signs which were given him to do in the sight of the beast: saying to them that dwell on the earth that they should make the image of the beast which had the wound by the sword and lived.
15. And it was given him to give life to the image of the beast: and that the image of the beast should speak: and should cause that whosoever will not adore the image of the beast should be slain.
16. And he shall make all, both little and great, rich and poor, freemen and bondmen, to have a character in their right hand or on their foreheads:
17. And that no man might buy or sell, but he that hath the character, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18. Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast. For it is the number of a man: and the number of him is six hundred sixty-six.
On Friday radio station KFI had this guys speeches on the radio....they want to give him a show or a spot on their station.
If Obama is the Messiah, Jews should start locking their doors on Passover; anyone who would sell out his own grandmother for political gain will surely sell out Israel at the drop of a hat...even if he's the one who has to drop it.
When doing acid and listening to The Dark Side of the Moon, you are supposed to watch The Wizard of Oz, not read the bible. Dude, you're doing it wrong.
Is that you, Larry Sinclair?
And the DUmmies can't challenge you because the ones that have a Bible have no idea where it is.
For later comments.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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