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DUmmie FUnnies 01-03-07 ("Kucinich refuses to promise to support the Democratic nominee")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 3, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/03/2008 3:26:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The media hordes are camped out in Iowa in huge numbers to cover the caucus results tonight but they seem to be missing what might really be the most important political story currently in progress. That is the possible defection of Dennis Kucinich later this year to either run as a third party candidate or support such a candidate. I am almost sure this will happen if either Hillary or John Edwards gets the Demo nomination. With Hillary you probably know the reasons. In the case of the Breck Girl it has something to do with a betrayal of the Evil Elf by Edwards. I'm not exactly sure of the details but apparently, after Kucinich threw his support to Edwards in the 2004 Iowa caucuses, the North Carolina lawyer somehow stabbed Dennis in the back later on. In any event, we alread have a heads up as to the Evil Elf's future actions as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Kucinich refuses to promise to support the Democratic nominee." So let us now watch as Kucinich prepares the way for the Democrat crackup in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, saying hello to the Future Whigs of America, is in the [brackets]:

Kucinich refuses to promise to support the Democratic nominee

[Hello Third Party!]

AUSTIN—Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich, along with supporter Willie Nelson, have filed a lawsuit to get Kucinich on the ballot in Texas after they say the Texas Democratic Party rejected his application.

The civil lawsuit was delivered late Wednesday afternoon to U.S. District Court for the Western District of the United States, Kucinich spokesman Andy Juniewicz said late Wednesday evening.

The lawsuit says that Kucinich was informed by the Texas Democratic Party on Wednesday that his application was "defective" because he crossed out a loyalty oath in the application that said he would swear to support whoever the Democratic nominee for president might be.

[Willie Nelson supports Kucinich because he has been promised the position of Secretary of Bong if the Evil Elf is elected.]

loyalty oaths are crap... good for Kucinich

[Go Evil Elf!]

If he doesn't believe in the democratic process, he doesn't belong on the Democratic line. Not in Texas, not anywhere.

[John Edwards sure showed a lot of loyalty to Kucinich...NOT!]

loyalty oaths are part of the "democratic process?' Where? In Iran?

[North Korea?]

In fact, he doesn't even have to "support" the party nominee. He just has to keep his mouth shut!

[DUmmie to Evil Elf: "SHADDUP!]

He needs to get out of the way.

[He's small enough to crush like an annoying bug.]

Dennis don't turn into another Liberman.

[Hey, it WORKED for Joe!]

It stinks that they would deny him, but it also stinks that he might not support the nominee. who's he thinking he might support if it's someone he doesn't like, a Green candidate?

[Ralph is waiting in the wings.]

Loyalty oaths are for fascists, authoritarians and dictators. Dennis is right.

[Apparently loyalty oaths are also for Democrats.]

I expect nothing positive from kucinich. self-righteous whiney little cry baby. no wonder he cant break out of single digits.

[I expect a lot of positive things from Kucinich like a third party run.]

A loyalty oath is BS. He could have lied & signed it but he stood firm. I call that class.

[I wonder what Kucinich's former press secretary would call it?]


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KEYWORDS: denniskucinich; dummies
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1 posted on 01/03/2008 3:26:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 01/03/2008 3:28:10 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

third


3 posted on 01/03/2008 3:33:23 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Tell me is something eluding you Sunshine? / Is this not what you expected to see?)
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To: PJ-Comix

4th?


4 posted on 01/03/2008 3:33:57 AM PST by Democracy In Iraq (When a soldier dies, a protester gloats, a family cries, an Iraqi votes)
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Top 10.


5 posted on 01/03/2008 3:36:53 AM PST by Cheburashka (Liberals never think what they have done is wrong, they think they haven't done it enough yet.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Democratic Party Auto-destruct sequence activated . . .


6 posted on 01/03/2008 3:42:38 AM PST by Laurita (Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
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I love this guy!

Viva Kucinich! area 51 Uber Alles!


7 posted on 01/03/2008 3:42:39 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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...because he crossed out a loyalty oath in the application that said he would swear to support whoever the Democratic nominee for president might be.

He could have lied. But, of course, no Democrat candidate has ever lied about anything ever in the entire history of the Democrat Party. Ever.

I can just hear Hillary cackling as she signed her application on the dotted line.

8 posted on 01/03/2008 3:43:01 AM PST by Cheburashka (Liberals never think what they have done is wrong, they think they haven't done it enough yet.)
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Your tag-line reminds me of Wile E. Coyote.


9 posted on 01/03/2008 3:44:27 AM PST by Laurita (Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
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To: Laurita

St. Wile - patron saint of Democrats and Liberals.

Well, he would be if they were to believe in anything like saints and sainthood.


10 posted on 01/03/2008 3:52:27 AM PST by Cheburashka (Liberals never think what they have done is wrong, they think they haven't done it enough yet.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top bunch.


11 posted on 01/03/2008 3:56:08 AM PST by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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13?


13 posted on 01/03/2008 4:54:06 AM PST by JRios1968 (Don't mess with tigers, for you are crunchy and chewy...)
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Cynthia McKinney/Dennis Kucinich 2008

Go Green, Get Red.


14 posted on 01/03/2008 5:18:07 AM PST by NeoCaveman (If higher cigarette taxes discourage smoking, what...do higher Income Taxes discourage? - massgopguy)
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To: PJ-Comix

So will Dennis Kucinich be the top or the bottom of his third party run with Ron Paul?


15 posted on 01/03/2008 5:37:33 AM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy in 2008.)
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Willie, you are my favorite singer but you are also a HUGE disappointment. Willie also supported that nutjob Kinky Freidman for governor of Texas. Willie how can you be such a moron?
16 posted on 01/03/2008 5:53:28 AM PST by Ditter
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“who’s he thinking he might support if it’s someone he doesn’t like, a Green candidate?”

Cynthia McKinney.


17 posted on 01/03/2008 5:55:51 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Ditter
"Willie how can you be such a moron?"

Too many drugs? Just a guess...

18 posted on 01/03/2008 6:04:21 AM PST by libs_kma (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm not exactly sure of the details but apparently, after Kucinich threw his support to Edwards in the 2004 Iowa caucuses, the North Carolina lawyer somehow stabbed Dennis in the back later on.

First Pitt, then Edwards.

Kooky Kucinich just can't get a break....

19 posted on 01/03/2008 6:09:00 AM PST by dirtbiker (I'm a liberal's worst nightmare: a redneck with a pickup, a library card, and a conceal carry permit)
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20?


20 posted on 01/03/2008 6:10:20 AM PST by Mercat (She's learned the dance moves and she's memorized the lyrics, but she can't hear the music)
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