Posted on 03/15/2007 12:36:58 PM PDT by John Semmens
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) has been assembling focus groups to test a variety of campaign slogans. Her campaign has worked hard to ensure that the focus groups are ethnically, racially, and sexually balanced. We want to get a true representation of the American people because Senator Clinton intends to reflect the views of America in both her campaign and her administration, said political consultant Bea Manley.
Of the focus group participants, fifty percent are women, twelve percent are Afro-American, twenty percent are Hispanic, 10 percent are gay, fifteen percent are on welfare, thirty percent are children, and six percent are taxpayers.
Possible slogans that have been tested to-date include:
"Be all you can be, elect me."
"Because I'm worth it."
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
"The ultimate governing machine."
"When you care enough to send the very beast."
"You're in good hands with Hillary."
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
Because it's my PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Because it's my turn dammit.
Hillary....or else.
Hillary: Vo fo de ho, fo sho mofo!
"If Hillary is the answer, we sure asked a stupid question"
"Bea Manley"???
What kind of slogan is that?
Among the campaign marketing materials being tested by the focus group are Hillary Clinton kneepads emblazoned with the slogan "I wear these so Hillary won't have to."
"If Vince Foster can trust me, so can you"
Clinton II: This time with pants.
"The Lincoln Bedroom is awfully quiet these days"
"What this country needs is a good 5 cent cigar" (Oh, wrong Clinton, my bad)
Vote for HILL (don't you dare ask me questions)
(This,of course,would only be used regionally)
What kind of slogan is that?
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