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Clinton Testing Campaign Slogans
azconservative ^ | 11 Mar 2007 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/15/2007 12:36:58 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) has been assembling focus groups to test a variety of campaign slogans. Her campaign has worked hard to ensure that the focus groups are ethnically, racially, and sexually balanced. “We want to get a true representation of the American people because Senator Clinton intends to reflect the views of America in both her campaign and her administration,” said political consultant Bea Manley.

Of the focus group participants, fifty percent are women, twelve percent are Afro-American, twenty percent are Hispanic, 10 percent are gay, fifteen percent are on welfare, thirty percent are children, and six percent are taxpayers.

Possible slogans that have been tested to-date include:

"Be all you can be, elect me."

"Because I'm worth it."

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

"The ultimate governing machine."

"When you care enough to send the very beast."

"You're in good hands with Hillary."

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hillary; presidentialcampaign; satire

1 posted on 03/15/2007 12:37:05 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Because it's my PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


2 posted on 03/15/2007 12:41:26 PM PDT by Noumenon (The Koran is the Mein Kampf of a religion that has always aimed to eliminate the others - O. Fallaci)
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To: John Semmens

Because it's my turn dammit.

Hillary....or else.


3 posted on 03/15/2007 12:46:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: John Semmens

Hillary: Vo fo de ho, fo sho mofo!


4 posted on 03/15/2007 12:46:16 PM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: John Semmens

"If Hillary is the answer, we sure asked a stupid question"


5 posted on 03/15/2007 12:52:15 PM PDT by Deguello
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To: John Semmens

"Bea Manley"???

What kind of slogan is that?


6 posted on 03/15/2007 12:52:29 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Never let it be said that there are things we would never let be said.)
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To: John Semmens

Among the campaign marketing materials being tested by the focus group are Hillary Clinton kneepads emblazoned with the slogan "I wear these so Hillary won't have to."


7 posted on 03/15/2007 1:08:10 PM PDT by massadvj
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To: John Semmens

"If Vince Foster can trust me, so can you"


8 posted on 03/15/2007 1:14:31 PM PDT by sappy
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To: John Semmens

Clinton II: This time with pants.


9 posted on 03/15/2007 1:16:11 PM PDT by byteback
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To: John Semmens

"The Lincoln Bedroom is awfully quiet these days"

"What this country needs is a good 5 cent cigar" (Oh, wrong Clinton, my bad)


10 posted on 03/15/2007 1:17:23 PM PDT by ssaftler
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To: John Semmens

Vote for HILL (don't you dare ask me questions)


11 posted on 03/15/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT by wolfcreek (Semi-Conservatism Won't Cut It)
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To: John Semmens
"Vote for me,you filthy Jew bast*rds."

(This,of course,would only be used regionally)

12 posted on 03/15/2007 3:11:46 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

What kind of slogan is that?




Picture Hillary and say the words out loud.


13 posted on 03/18/2007 2:14:27 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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