DUmmie FUnnies 08-10-06 (DUmmies Blame THEIR Usual Suspects In UK Plane Terror Plot)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The British break up a terror plot to blow up planes flying out of Heathrow Airport and who do the DUmmies blame as the instigators? Not the actual Islamofascist plotters of course, Instead the DUmmies blame THEIR usual suspects---Karl Rove, George Bush, and Tony Blair as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Brits break up a Bomb plot for Airplane heading to America," and this THREAD titled, "BBC: 'Plot to blow up planes' foiled." However, are you really so shocked by this complete DUmmie divorce from reality? No, this is just par for the leftist course. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame Rove, Bush, Blair for this plot in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching yet another excursion into the Alternate Reality, is in the [brackets]:

Breaking News Brits break up a Bomb plot for Airplane heading to America

[Rove, Bush, Blair Blamed.]

CNN claims a plot to blow planes out of the Air heading to America was stopped. No more details

[Don't worry. The DUmmies will fill in the details from their fervid imaginations based, of course, on NO EVIDENCE.]

I don't know if Brits are backing Rove plans

[DING! DING! DING! And we have a DUmmie post assigning blame to Karl Rove right out of the starting gate!]

BLAIR IS-- he is Rove and the Chimp's total POODLE

[And in true form there is total DUmmie neglect of assigning blame to the Islamofascist terrorists themselves.]

I got yer detail right here... The GOP is getting its clock cleaned, so BushCo needed to whip up some terra to get us back into line.

[Yes, this was all a "BushCo" plot according to the DUmmie Alternate Reality.]

Expect more of these "reports" in the lead up to the mid-terms!

[So maybe we can assign the DUmmies to fly exclusively with the Islamofascist suspects since they seem to fear the EVIL Republicans more?]

* has painted bulls eyes on all Americans backs ..remember that!!

* has put us all in danger!!

he has made us the most hated nation!

don't forget that!! and make sure you tell everyone you know that!

he has put all our lives in jeopardy!

fly

[YOU fly with the Islamofascist terrorists since you feel more comfortable with them than with "*".]

Blair gift to Bush? An obvious three coil steamer. Total BS. ....

[DUmmies can't get themselves to believe that the Islamofascist terrorists mean us any harm.]

When will the rest of the world send. Blair and Bush to the Hague. I can't take any more of this crap. Of course Poodle's parliament was about to convene to kick his sorry ass out and W has election. What will they not do to keep power while they slaughter innocents across the planet.

[This from the same DUmmies constantly screeching about removing the poor terrorists from Gitmo.]

I am beyond mad this morning, so I apologize in advance for bad language But I am in full-on rant mode, and I'm super pissed.

I keep hearing people on the news, being interviewed in our local airport, saying they're just glad we've been protected. Well, f*ck the brand of protection given to us by our governments. I, FOR ONE, WOULD RATHER BE COMFORTABLE ON A FLIGHT THAN "PROTECTED." Would someone please prove to me that all the ridiculous security measures we have suffered through and continue to suffer through (and whatever new security measures they'll think up in the future) have actually done anything real to protect me?

My husband's on the phone with his family in England right now. Everybody was planning on coming here soon for a big two week holiday. We were going to have a blast. Now, my sister-in-law will probably have to stay home. Why? She has a baby. And she's been told that she can only carry a limited amount of formula/milk, and only the diapers and wipes that she can carry on her person. What the f*ck? Does no one have any common sense anymore? I'm going to look for online stores where the whole family can order cargo pants, reporter's vests, etc., so they can wear them on board and stuff themselves with baby gear.

My MIL said that they're being told that this may last only a week or so. I say don't bet on it. As long as the Bush/Blair administrations are getting political leverage from it, it will stick. It will quietly stop when either poll numbers get too low, or when the airlines start raising hell because they're losing too much business because passengers have said enough's enough, we won't be treated like animals.

Well, sorry it was rambling, but thanks for letting me VENT!!!!!

[You're welcome...and an emergency team of mental health professionals are on their way to your home at this very moment.]

I'm just about to lose it. I can't take it anymore

Round the clock...sixy minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year non stop f*cking terror.

bush--terror--terror--blair terror--more terror-- AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGCCCCCCHHHH!!

Please please please God, give us Democrats in 3 months. Nothing but DEMOCRATS!!!!! Just stop whatever you're doing and pay attention.

I am having to restrain myself from throwing my television out the window.

[And could you follow that television out the window for an encore? And for another encore we go to this reality challenged THREAD...]

BBC: 'Plot to blow up planes' foiled

[Meanwhile the DUmmies return to sanity foiled.]

Have to keep the Sheep Afraid.

[Have to keep the DUmmies Stupid.]

It is reminding me of V for Vendetta. the TV station blasting all of the terra alerts over and over.

[A DUmmie who basis his reality on a divorced from reality movie plot.]

It won't be the war criminal Tony Blair that will get his ass blown up. it will be innocent people that are being put at risk by the folly of the Blair government.

[Shame on you for not also mentioning Rove and Bush.]

'plot' ??? i'm dubious. i'm betting this is gonna turn out to be another 'thought criminal' case.

[Or a 'thought dummie' case.]

I wish pepole would stop being so skeptical. You know,it might have been the real thing. You know,one of these days we are gonna cry foul and.............. I can understand that doubting of bush and blair. But.........

[But........ Your tombstoning ceremony will commence immediately.]

It's more to do with Blair trying to use the same tactics the neocons use on America: keep the populace in a permanent state of fear to drown out any critical thinking.

[Obviously ANY kind of thinking on your part has been drowned out.]

Tony Blair's ass is on fire for being America's dogtail - as they like to call it in the UK. Stories like this are sponsored by his government and are planned way ahead and are designed for times like this to distract people from what's really going on and to try and cover his ass.

[And your critical thinking is up your ass.]

Exactly, Why NOW. Why is this major disruption being discussed NOW. What else is going on? This sounds lke another Bush diversion tactic...Get the media to discuss terror, because there is something else that they don't want us discussing. Bait & Switch technique.

[Could I switch your brain for a pet rock?]

While it may be fashionable to believe everything is a lie if it originated from government sources, Scotland Yard doesn't simply hype news.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Well... Rove did tell Lieberman GW wanted to help anyway he could.

[Thanx for returning this DUmmie discussion back to its normal level of insanity.]

[NeoCaveman]

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[johnny7]

“An obvious three coil steamer.”

Sounds like a trained... feceologist.

[prairiebreeze]

LOL! sigh....great point

[kevkrom]

Now, my sister-in-law will probably have to stay home. Why? She has a baby. And she's been told that she can only carry a limited amount of formula/milk, and only the diapers and wipes that she can carry on her person.

And what airport is this? This sounds like a paranoid fantasy by a DUmmie, not real-life. I have traveled with an infant, just 3 months ago, and there was no such restrictions on any of our flights (and we left from and returned to Reagan National in DC, which has some of the most restrictive policies in the country).

If there's even a glimmer of truth to this story, it probably has to do with the stupid woman trying to take on two carry-ons, plus a purse, plus a diaper bag, and who knows what else, exceeding the airline's carry-on policy, not some TSA regulation.

[gate2wire]

I, FOR ONE, WOULD RATHER BE COMFORTABLE ON A FLIGHT THAN "PROTECTED.

Dead DUmmie speaking to satan: "I was very comfortable on that plane, sitting with those five egyptian guys...right up until we struck the Sears Tower." Sheesh.

[oh8eleven]

I, FOR ONE, WOULD RATHER BE COMFORTABLE ON A FLIGHT THAN "PROTECTED."
While ignorance may be bliss, this is insane.

[Space Wrangler]

PJ,

I rarely post on these threads, but believe me I read nearly every one of them. I don't post often, because, really, what is there to say? Thanks for wading into that cesspool and bringing these gems back to the real world. The mindset of these people just defies words.

~SW

[chesley]

Heck, I just heard about this this morning about 6AM. I was wondering how soon the DUmmies would go berserk, but I figured it would be a day or two while the Party got its story together.

Nope, the DUmmies have slipped the leash. They are rabid dogs, IMHO. Not as rabid as the Islamo facists , though.

I was posting once on DU, and used the word "Islamofacists", and pretty much got my head handed to me by about three DUmmies, who called me racist (their favorite term for you if you disagree with them). As far as I know, the post was not deleted, but I was banned a few weeks later.

[kevkrom]

Please please please God, give us Democrats in 3 months. Nothing but DEMOCRATS!!!!!

You mean, like Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller?

[kevkrom]

Have to keep the Sheep Afraid.

Now that benburch is gone, someone has to do it.

[dead]

When I heard about this plot, I was pretty sure the DUmmies would say it was a Rove/Bush/Blair production to divert media attention away from the earth-shattering and devastating impact that the overwhelming defeat of conservative rightwing lunatic Joe Lieberman is having on this entire criminal administration.

I'm sure that theory will show up soon, if it hasn't already. A mouse can't fart in Zaire, without Rove having a hand in it.

[kevkrom]

Why NOW. Why is this major disruption being discussed NOW.

Because maybe, and I know I'm being silly for expecting a DUmmies to follow logic, it just happened NOW. I mean, they couldn't talk about it before it happened, could they?

[socialismisinsidious]

Do these idiots have any other play book! Blame Bush and Blair, blame Rove, blame the victim, blame everyone except for the terrorists.

If these moonbats ever come to power....shudder (think: Hitler, headscarf)

[cripplecreek]

It's pretty much what I figured the DUmmie FUnnies would be about today.

[Paradox]

Its a good thing these people spend most of their time ensconded in their parents basements. If they should ever go outside, they might be dangerous.

[SoothingDave]

Exactly, Why NOW. Why is this major disruption being discussed NOW.

Because it happened NOW, you idiot. This isn't a garden-variety political corruption story that can "break" at any moment. This is real news about police action.

SD

[Miss Marple]

These people must NEVER again hold the reins of power. They are absolutely stupid and dangerous.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>Well... Rove did tell Lieberman GW wanted to help anyway he could.


Yeah, guys named Lieberman have connections all over the Islamic Terrorist Community. DU at its finest.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

The Dummie then states " I blame Bush and the Freepers for this " as Satan smiles and turns off the fire for five minutes in his PR department as a well done to the group.

[sirchtruth]

I don't even know how to describe these DUer's, they don't even rise to the level of pathetic losers!