Posted on 01/07/2006 2:05:04 AM PST by GeronL
Seeking 1,000 volunteers to test cures for newly recognized disorder. This Autonomous Irrational Leftism disorder, AIL, is spreading quickly through the ranks of the Democrat Party.
Symtoms of Autonomous Irrational Leftism
Symptoms include: Irrational hatred of George W Bush, conservatives, christians, Republicans, the US, Israel, new born babies..Symptoms also include irrational and thoughtless kneejerk reactions in totally inappropriate settings.
For example if the only input is: Children playing in a park on a beautiful park and the outcome is: Bush must be stopped. Republicans are evil. Then this would be evidence of an AIL affliction.
Also AIL sufferers have an uncommon ability to spin conspiracy theories without any basis whatsoever, all coming to the conclusion that the evil behind it is Bush, Rove or some other irrationally chosen evil.
AIL sufferers
Sufferers of AIL have become the object of ridicule through all strata of society. Homeless on the street have been heard commonly saying "at least I'm not an AIL moonbat".Sufferers of AIL have started forming their own online communities such as Dail Kos and Democrat Underground.
Studies
New studies show that sufferers of AIL might not have ANY control over these thoughts. It has been shown that no brain activity is present in the logic centers, that suggests a chemical imbalance causing thought patterns to bypass logic circuits.Testing for AIL is quite simple, questions like 2+2=_ that get a resonse like 'The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy would have you believe its 4, but we know better.....' is a positive result for AIL.
While a cure still eludes modern medical science, we might possibly find a treatment.... for just $10 more....
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Thanks for posting.
Great stuff!
I just wish I could get people to read it. =o)
Yes, it is a disorder.
I'm not sure its a joke... it sounds pretty realistic to me =o)
Just listen to 24 hours of Air America to understand the depth of the madness.
If we found a cure for AIL.... would they take it??
A lot of rope, and a lot of light posts.
from January, something to go to bed on.
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