Warning to Newt Gingrich: DUmmies Plan To Pie You Next Wednesday

DUmmieland | April 15, 2005 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Warning to Newt Gingrich! Please be on the ALERT next Wednesday when you are scheduled to speak at the Kennedy school at 6 PM. The DUmmies are planning to pie you. Here is the LINK and the first of several posts on this subject:

I'm going to see Newt next week, what kind of pie should I buy? He's coming to the Kennedy School 6PM Next Wednesday. Open to the public.

There are other similar posts on this thread. I sure hope Newt is made aware of what the DUmmies have planned for him. Also hope whoever plans to assault Newt is given some on the spot justice. This sort of thing is becoming common lately and it only a matter of time before a serious injury occurs as a result of these DUmmie attacks.

[PJ-Comix]

I didn't want to include this DUmmie thread in the DUmmie FUnnies because we covered this ground too often before. Also I am getting sick of hearing the DUmmies ranting on about this. I just hope Newt Gingrich gets the heads up on this.

[franksolich]

<<watching the thread.

[cripplecreek]

Here's something you may want to keep an eye out for over in DUmmieville. (14 year olds joining the military panic)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1384535/posts

[KJC1]

That DUmmie thread should probably be sent to Harvard campus police, if they have their own dept, or whichever agency has jurisdiction there.

Also, later in the thread look at this response from DUmmie "name not needed" to what kind of pie to use:

name not needed (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-15-05 05:38 PM
Response to Original message

13. razorblade

[PJ-Comix]

What is the Harvard Police e-mail addy?

[rdb3]

I know that throwing a pie at someone is supposed to be a form of protest. However, I view it as assault.

Newt needs to carry a 9mm and terminate anyone who assaults him.

[KJC1]

Here's their home page:
http://www.hupd.harvard.edu/

And this is the contact page:
http://www.hupd.harvard.edu/contact_us.php

[PJ-Comix]

I have no doubt that the level of DUmmie rage is so high that they will spike one of their pies with something really dangerous. That is how angry they are. I sure hope Newt gets the HEADS UP on this.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx for the link. I just sent that police dept. info as to the threat made upon Newt.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Note that they didn't ask what kind of questions to ask him. Just throw a pie. Real mature./sarcasm

[KJC1]

You're welcome. I sent them an email as well giving them the DU link. Thanks for posting this DUmpster thread, PJ.

[franksolich]

Ooops, P.J. the DUmmie Thread-Killer struck again.

No new comments since this was posted here.

I am sure there are plenty of DUmmies who lurk around here, looking to see what P.J. (and others) has written.

[Viking2002]

I truly hope that the stars align, and someone is able to beat - furiously and without mercy - the diseased subspecies of hominid life form that pulls out a pie in Newt's presence. And do it as close to the cameras as possible, so we can see it in all it's glory.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanks for posting this DUmpster thread, PJ.

No problem. I consider these kinds of threats to be like terrorism. Yeah, they say out loud they are going to toss a pie but in these times what do we really know will be tossed or what sort of substances will be placed in the pie? As a result of their threat the security level there will have to be increased. DOPES!!! I HOPE the perpetrator of the DUmmie thread, barackmyworld, is apprehended and forced to pay the cost of the increased security. That is the VERY LEAST that should happen.

[PJ-Comix]

One other thing. Not only should DUmmie barackmyworld be forced to pay the cost of increased security because of his threat but if it turns out that he is a Harvard student, he should be EXPELLED immediately.

[Duke Nukum]

One other thing. Not only should DUmmie barackmyworld be forced to pay the cost of increased security because of his threat but if it turns out that he is a Harvard student, he should be EXPELLED immediately.

If he is a student, they'll make him Dean of the culinary school as a reward, or dean of poli-sci. Or a Rhodes Scowler or something.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Not only him, but also the whole website. They are leaving this thread up. They also have some culpability, IMHO.

[franksolich]

But then the DUmmies, speaking in their usual one voice, all shut up, as soon as P.J. posted this here.

I suspect that DUmmies lurk around Free Republic almost as much as they hang around in DUmmieland--and so despite the occasional troll, it's all good, because from reading in Free Republic, maybe perhaps possibly surely one or two or three DUmmies might see the light, like Saul on the Road to Damascus, being blinded by the sheer illumation.

[franksolich]

This is allegedly a photograph of the potential pie-throwing DUmmie "Barackmyword."



However, one should be cautious before jumping to conclusions.

Anyone can post a photograph alleging it is of oneself. What is to stop me from posting a photograph of Clare Booth Luce, saying it is me, and who could disprove it?

For all one really knows, the DUmmie "Barackmyword" is a 58-year-old prehistoric hippie weighing 400 pounds and with only six strands of his former crowning glory staggering down.

[PJ-Comix]

That smile will be wiped off her face when she sees the security protection bill that will be handed to her for payment.