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Liberals Concerned Military Wants Them Dead
jerhad.com ^ | 2/8/2005

Posted on 02/08/2005 5:50:25 PM PST by StoneGiant

Liberals Concerned Military Wants Them Dead



WASHINGTON, DC --- Liberals are running scared this week after a three-star general said in a press conference that "it's fun to shoot some people." The General was making reference to ruthless terrorists, but peaceniks, journalists and politicians are concerned that the military might think it's fun to shoot them as well.

"I'm scared as hell," said a top Democrat asking for anonymity for security reasons. "These men actually enjoy shooting anti-American, freedom-hating scum. It's a fine line between the terrorists they like shooting and the liberals in this country. I purchased a bullet-proof vest yesterday and plan to lay low in my New York mansion for a few days. I just hope we can dismantle the military on the Senate floor before it's too late."

When asked if he enjoyed shooting leftist anti-Americans here at home, General Mattis had no comment.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hohum; jamesmattis; journalists; lame; mattis; notveryfunny; parody; pathetic; sarcasm; yawn
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1 posted on 02/08/2005 5:50:25 PM PST by StoneGiant
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To: StoneGiant

Is this a parody...


2 posted on 02/08/2005 5:53:21 PM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: StoneGiant

What a bunch of weenies (or is it weinies)!!!!!


3 posted on 02/08/2005 5:54:00 PM PST by laweeks (I)
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4 posted on 02/08/2005 5:54:20 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Old Sarge
Is this a parody...

I reckon.

5 posted on 02/08/2005 5:54:49 PM PST by Blue Highway
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To: Blue Highway

ah yes.......more sarcasm for the "Press"......


6 posted on 02/08/2005 5:56:17 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: StoneGiant

Were SNL cutting edge, or heck, even very funny anymore, there would be quite a skit just waiting to be written on Patton 2005.


7 posted on 02/08/2005 5:56:29 PM PST by swilhelm73 (Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian)
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To: Old Sarge

Is this a parody...

Yes, indeedy, pardner, it is a parody. Funny as hell, in my opinion. Then again, I have been accused of having odd tastes.


8 posted on 02/08/2005 5:57:07 PM PST by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: StoneGiant
...plan to lay low in my New York mansion for a few days. I just hope we can dismantle the military on the Senate floor before it's too late."

Is that you Hillary?

9 posted on 02/08/2005 5:57:10 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The Legacy Media is the propaganda wing of the Democratic Party.)
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Imagine how the poor schmucks who speak at all the A.N.S.W.E.R. hate-fests must feel! Geez, how about all those show busines salutes to show business award shows out in baby-killer blue Hollywood? Those liberals must be so nervous that even some of their household servants notice even though they don't speak the language.


10 posted on 02/08/2005 5:57:56 PM PST by Tacis ("John ("What SF-180?") Kerry - Still Shilling For Those Who Wish America Ill!")
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To: Tacis

I suppose Dan Rather has gone into a bunker in the basement of CBS.


11 posted on 02/08/2005 5:59:13 PM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: Blue Highway

the way these liberals think and react. I am Not sure that it is


12 posted on 02/08/2005 6:00:14 PM PST by Charlespg (Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
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To: StoneGiant

I Like this General!
Give him a Cigar, and a promotion!
:)


13 posted on 02/08/2005 6:06:21 PM PST by 1FASTGLOCK45
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To: StoneGiant
"These men actually enjoy shooting anti-American, freedom-hating scum.  It's a fine line between the terrorists they like shooting and the liberals in this country."

LOL !!!

14 posted on 02/08/2005 6:07:36 PM PST by FreeKeys (http://freedomkeys.com/anti-americans.htm)
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To: MEG33
The thread you posted doesn't make sense, given the context of blogging in today's world. 

Much of the cutting edge news is to be found ONLY in blogs... to limit extracts from blogs and put them in the "back 40" would be detrimental to an effort to expose current news and views.

Moreover, would you banish information from the following blogs to a secondary arena?

Michelle Malkin

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While I have no doubt that the guidance in your thread originally had great relevance, I believe that it is now OBE (overcome by events). And, whereas I will of course abide by the guidelines of the Moderators, I would humbly ask them to note that the world has changed... in large part due to the success of FreeRepublic and it's fellow blogs.

15 posted on 02/08/2005 6:08:06 PM PST by StoneGiant
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To: StoneGiant

Posting refresher course - Please read
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Note the date..I go look at the bloggers forum a few times a day..If it's a breaking important story..the mods consider that and act accordingly is my understanding...

There are a lot of blogs and this forum was all blogs on the first page sometimes is why they did it.


16 posted on 02/08/2005 6:13:11 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: StoneGiant
"Liberals Concerned Military Wants Them Dead"

...and? Why should they have all the fun?

17 posted on 02/08/2005 6:13:35 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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oh just in case...(/sarcasm)


18 posted on 02/08/2005 6:14:20 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT- B.F.)
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To: sgtbono2002
I suppose Dan Rather has gone into a bunker in the basement of CBS.


Oh, I don't think Dan has anything to worry about. Remember, the threat was to "journalists".


19 posted on 02/08/2005 6:17:06 PM PST by StoneGiant
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That's typical of those spineless, gutless yellow ba*tards. The only color in any flag they carry that would be appropriate for them is yellow.

Do your country a favor, muzzle a liberal today.

20 posted on 02/08/2005 6:19:13 PM PST by Colt .45 (Navy Veteran - Pride in my Southern Ancestry! Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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