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DUmmie FUnnies 01-18-05 ("Doncha miss all the old '60's radicals/activists?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 18, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/18/2005 5:54:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Doncha miss all the old '60's radicals/activists?” we hit the bong pipe and take a walk down memory lane to the Age of Aquarius. Most folks look back on the old ‘60s radicals/activists as somewhat ridiculous at best but to the DUmmies they are noble heroes. Let us now take a look at this blast from the past. As usual the DUmmie mantra chantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fingering his love beads, are in the [brackets]:

Doncha miss all the old '60's radicals/activists? Chicago 7, Black Panthers, Weathermen, AIM, Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman and such. Please don't tell me they are all conservative republicans now.

[Yes. We have such nostalgia for Weathermen terrorism. They were like the Al Qaeda of the 60s.]

I miss the hippie days--peace love and rock n roll and drugs...can't forget the drugs. Acid anyone?

[You might have forgotten the drugs but the drugs haven’t forgotten you since you are on a permanent acid trip.]

Today they'd call 'em terrorists and haul 'em off to Gitmo.

[Um….when you blow up buildings you do tend to get called terrorists nowadays. Back then they were just called “Weathermen.”]

Does Anyone Remember When "Weather Underground" didn't have ..anything to do with the weather or computers?

[They were more to do with bombs.]

I wasn't a "Weatherman" because they quickly descended into random acts of violence.

[You prefer your violence to be more organized.]

Gawd how I miss the spirit of those days...I didn't love some of the extremism and violence of those days, but I sure miss the spirit of revolution, the expansiveness and breakthroughs of those times. The commitment to equality and the raising-up of all people. Revolution was in the air and we were bustin' through ALL the boundaries! Mini-skirts and flowers in our long hair, peace beads, Woodstock, The Pill, commonunes, natural foods, and all the rest...

[Granola, the Desdederata, Lava Lamps, Golden Gate Park, Granny Glasses, Peter Max, Earl Scheib….OOPS! Forget the latter.]

I miss the times more and more as OUR times go on. It hurts like hell, and I could easily spend most of my time in tears. I would go back in an instant -- and stay there. Forever. If I could. If I ever decide to loose the bounds of rationality, that'll be my destination. THIS era wouldn't be nearly so difficult for me if it had even some of the hope, idealism and bouyancy of that time, but that's missing, at least from my perspective.

[Such a pity that we didn’t remain a bunch of spaced out hippies.]

You speak for me, also. I've been crying all afternoon and evening - and much of the last 2 and a half years, since the 2002 elections - feeling the repressions of this era. The weight of it is mighty and hope is shrouded in the mists ahead.

[I shall beat out a mournful tambourine tune to grieve for our great loss.]

one reflection i have on those days, however, was that the "hippies" and "yippies" integrated "youth culture" with the political protests ... i remember "conning" people to go to demonstrations with me because their was going to be a great band there or they "always hand out free pot" at these things ...

[Sort of like how big crowds were conned into going to John Kerry rallies by offering free Springsteen concerts.]

It was a movement. A movement of its time, and when it's time passed so did it. The time of its passing was the early 1980's - when the hippies and yippies turned into yuppies and consumerism took over. When so many of the hippies became mainstream, started wearing suits, working on wall street and focued on making a lot of money, buying BMS's and living in up-scale houses.

[And became LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS.]

my "awakening" was rooted in revolution ... we had a vision for the future and it seemed, though it was all too brief, that there was such a large force of collective energy that we couldn't be stopped ...

[That vision for the future called Bolshevism...tinged with acid.]

I think that is what is so dispiriting to me now - the "me, mine" generation of self-centeredness and greed has overtaken the community spirit….. Ah, well.... Thanks for the invite to the PDA group. I stopped by earlier and will check back. Maybe I can scrounge up a few $ to donate to DU so I can post over there.

[The above posted without the least sense of self-irony.]

NONE of us turned into "yuppies". The "yuppies" were an entirely younger generation. "Consumerism" in mainstream never affected us as you imagine. Also, don't equate "hippies" and "yippies". "Yippies" was a word coined by Abby Hoffman when he ran a pig, "Pigasus" for President during the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago - which led to the police riots and the Chicago 8 - then Bobby Seale + the Chicago 7 trials. "Hippies" was a media word used to box in young people in the Haight Ashbury district of San Francisco in 1966. It eventually became a media word to apply to our entire generation, whether we wore tie-died shirts and beads or not. And whether we like it or not. The revolution my generation was involved in and continues to live by was both political, cultural, and personal, and cannot be labeled so simplistically.

[“DUmmies” works just fine.]

Some didn't become yuppies. Let me here define what I mean by the term "yuppie." To me, it specifically refers to a group of people who, in the 80's, shifted their consciousness from trying to make the world a better place to being "me-and-mine" centered, strove join the ranks of mid-to-upper- middle class status, put their priority on climbing the corporate ladder and making money, maade a bunch of designers real happy buying brand-name everything from jeans to baby carriages, cared about "status" items like going to certain resaurants or buying certain brands of car for the status of it, etc. Mostly they were primarily concerned with making money and buying things of "status."

[DIE YUPPIE SCUM!!!]

I was born May 2, 1945. Hitler had just died two days earlier, (although the American press didn't print that news until my birthday) but the bombs had not yet been dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "Baby boomer" was an expression used to describe the "baby boom" which occurred *after* WWII w

[Hmmm….So could someone be considered a Baby Boomer if he was born on August 14, 1945 when the Japanese agreed to the surrender or could someone only be a Baby Boomer if he was born on or after September 2, 1945 when the Japanese actually signed the terms of surrender on the deck of the U.S.S. Missouri?]

I yearn for the spirit of those days to be present in society today, I keep thinking that we desperately need it. I have yet to see massive outrage against the unjustices of today that can coaleasce into such a spirit determined to progress liberty further. I keep looking for it, and I keep waiting for the majority of Americans to wake up and wonder what will take for them to do so.

[There’s always hope if we drop enough acid.]

You know what? If some genie had visited me when I was young and guaranteed me a billion dollars by age 25, a Playboy Playmate of my choice for a wife, and genius kids by age 30 if I just sold out and worked for the likes of Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan and the Bush family and voted Republican in every election for the rest of my life...

[I would take that deal in a heartbeat. Oh, and my choice for Playboy Playmate wife would be Petra Verkaik.]

…I'd tell him to get lost and I'll live my life my way... and in retrospect, wouldn't change a thing - not even all the lean years, and there were a lot of them.

[And too bad you ended up with a hag that looks like Rosie O’Donnell.]

I had a similar thought while I was writing the post earlier, something to the effect that your son could be one of the leaders of the next wave of "freedom fighters" in the US.

[“Freedom Fighters?” Let’s not be shy in our use of terminology. Post what you REALLY meant---“Terrorists.”]

My Mom first felt me kick when Pete Townshend kicked. Abbie Hoffman off the stage at Woodstock. LOL! I was born at the end of the age of Aquarius - January 1970.

[It must be a strange experience to look at a crowd photo of Woodstock and trying to figure out which guy is your daddy.]

When the YIPPIES took over the Disneyland Chicken of the Sea pirate ship and unfurled the "Free Mickey Mouse" banners, little did they know that Disney was soooooo CIA'd up.

[That sounds like just a humdrum Gay Day event at Disney World.]

Why is it so hard to get young people involved now?

[Probably because they looked at you and laughed. Then decided to become just the opposite.]

The New Left was an abysmal failure. It was spoiled children whining that they didn't want responsibility for anything. Rather than organize effectively, which was too much like work, they decided to sit around, smoke dope, and just try to shock people.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I was in the SDS albeit not in the Weatherman faction. I was active in antiwar movement and was an anarchist. (We did not, of course, see eye to eye with the Progressive Labor Party who were all Maoists). In March of 2003 I joined the parade again and marched under the good old black and red anarcho-syndicalist flag.

[God forbid that you ever consider marching under the good old red, white, and blue AMERICAN flag.]

I wish every day that Allen Ginsberg were still alive. To chronicle W and the torture and the fake on terrorism. He'd probably be on a watch list.

[Most likely Ginsberg would be humming mantras at the Disney World Gay Day.]

"When will they ever learn...when will they ever learn?" Where are all the anti-war songs...the silence can be deafening at times. It makes me sad. Where's the outrage?

[So who’s stopping you from downloading those songs to your iPod?]

I am very sorry we have forgotten the lessons learned in the 60's. I am very disappointed in my generation, I thought the future would be better when we were in charge,instead a black cloud has moved in and will never leave. Batman has lost.

[Paradise Lost…. Batman Lost.]


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This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius. This is the Dawning of the Age of DUmmie FUnnies. And speaking on the latter topic, in order to bring about the Dawning of the DUmmie FUnnies, I first need to get the DUFU book published. So you literary agents or book publishers out there who want to get this dawning thing started, just contact me at PJ-Comix. Remember, the DUmmie FUnnies will be MORE than just a book. It will also be a multi-media experience since it will include a CD-ROM insert with graphics material never seen before in the online edition of the DUFUs.

And if you want to enter the Dawn of the Age of the DUmmie FUnnies, just ask to be placed on the PING List.

1 posted on 01/18/2005 5:54:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/18/2005 5:55:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 01/18/2005 5:57:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Groovy Man.


4 posted on 01/18/2005 6:02:44 AM PST by cripplecreek (you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
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To: All
Since the topic is Hippies and the Age of Aquarius, as a fringe benefit to all I present my Zino's article titled, HIPPIE HUNTING about my experiences as a big game Hippie Hunter. If your humble correspondent were slightly more immodest, he would also mention he materialistically won the weekly Zinos award of $50 for that article. Too bad they no longer offered those cash incentives over there.
5 posted on 01/18/2005 6:04:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

Come, gather 'round and sing a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.


6 posted on 01/18/2005 6:06:21 AM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had a similar thought while I was writing the post earlier, something to the effect that your son could be one of the leaders of the next wave of "freedom fighters" in the US.

[“Freedom Fighters?” Let’s not be shy in our use of terminology. Post what you REALLY meant---“Terrorists.”]


Funny stuff.


7 posted on 01/18/2005 6:07:31 AM PST by Jet Jaguar (Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof. (O'Rourke))
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To: PJ-Comix
I miss the hippie days--peace love and rock n roll and drugs...can't forget the drugs. Acid anyone?

Sounds suspiciously like a Freeper troll.

8 posted on 01/18/2005 6:07:55 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix

Peeeeee-uuuuuuuuuu! While the hippys yearned for pot, LSD, orgasms, long hair, mescaline, a place to sleep, and a rock concert...The short haired, militaristic, well fed, imperialist pigs were putting a men on the moon.


9 posted on 01/18/2005 6:08:10 AM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are nuts.

There is a great exhibit at the Spy Museum in DC on terrorism in the US, with a section on Weather Underground. What is terrifying is that there is a former member talking about building bombs and all the plans for bombing different sites and the only regret is that one blew up in production and killed some of her friends. This woman is now 50ish (and probably a current DUmmie) and STILL says they only stopped because her friends were killed, with no remorse of anyone else she injured or killed.


10 posted on 01/18/2005 6:09:35 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: PJ-Comix

The DU's, as well as the aging hippie population, tend
to romanticize those days. It was a time of confusion, violence and little if any real reform IMO. I am glad those days are over; it's nice to TALK about reform but actions speak louder than words. Burning campuses accomplished nothing except the deaths at Kent State at the hands of over anxious police.



11 posted on 01/18/2005 6:11:48 AM PST by pelikan
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT


12 posted on 01/18/2005 6:16:18 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: PJ-Comix

"....Earl Schieb."

That line cracked me up. What ever happened to Earl Schieb, by the way?

This thread, obviously, dates the DUmmies, who more typically try to pose as young kids or young adults, with their lives still ahead for them, rather than what many DUmmies are, washed-up, faded-out, belt-challenged, balding, guys and women in their 50s and 60s, who spent the last 40 years subsisting on welfare, working in "non-profit" enterprises, or "working" for the government.

As one FReeper so presciently said, "there's a lot of money to be made, in being part of the problem."

I noticed the same thing in a DUmmie discussion about credit cards; if what these DUmmies there alleged are true, they have to be older middle-aged adults, and not kids, to do the deals they did, to get into (and out of) the messes they did.

I also detected a troll in the morass yesterday; during a DUmmie discussion of "Not a Damned Dime Day," someone reminded everyone about "January 21," not to spend a dime that day.

The thread continued.

And continued.....

And continued.....

Everybody talking about "January 21."

Then, dadgumit, somebody interrupted, reminding the DUmmies the "damned day" is January 20, not January 21.

Also, the DUmmies are upset that Target, of all companies, is having really big special sales on Thursday.


13 posted on 01/18/2005 6:17:31 AM PST by franksolich (a fronte praecipitum, a tergo lupus)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am very sorry we have forgotten the lessons learned in the 60's. I am very disappointed in my generation, I thought the future would be better when we were in charge,instead a black cloud has moved in and will never leave. Batman has lost.

This is very important. Who defeated Batman? Was it Penguin, The Joker, Mr. Freeze, The Riddler, or that evil Cat Woman ? ROFLOL !!

14 posted on 01/18/2005 6:17:40 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PJ-Comix

Speaking of this book deal: Why don't you get your good buddy Barak Obama to hook you up with a publisher? :-)


15 posted on 01/18/2005 6:19:31 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Quote the DUmmie, we got Roved)
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To: pelikan

The left is only doing what they always do. They speak as if there were some vast hippie uprising when it was really a vocal few and a lot of followers who were only there to get high.

As a kid growing up in rural America I didn't see many hippies because they didn't exist here. Then as now, they were in the cities overestimating thier numbers and thinking they were superior.


16 posted on 01/18/2005 6:19:51 AM PST by cripplecreek (you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"The New Left was an abysmal failure. It was spoiled children whining that they didn't want responsibility for anything. Rather than organize effectively, which was too much like work, they decided to sit around, smoke dope, and just try to shock people."

Ah, the more things change...


17 posted on 01/18/2005 6:21:31 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix

I always pictured DUmmies mostly as tennagers blinded by their youthful ignorance. Now this opened my mind. There are also many older DUmmies blinded by a lifetime of drug abuse.


18 posted on 01/18/2005 6:24:33 AM PST by Always Right
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To: PJ-Comix

19 posted on 01/18/2005 6:25:01 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: cripplecreek
I never saw any either.... except on TV. Don't see any now....except on TV and the Net.
20 posted on 01/18/2005 6:25:28 AM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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