Posted on 01/04/2024 2:36:34 PM PST by dynachrome
Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
"We think female audiences will relate to a character who becomes moody and homicidal once a month," the film's director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy told reporters in a press conference this week. "I mean, our target demographic is definitely women, right? So featuring an empowered, self-assured female Jedi who just sort of goes on a Dark Side-y type rampage once a month for…reasons…will click with the millions of women who flock to see our films."
"The force is female, and we know that a diverse, female-led Star Wars franchise is the key to the hearts of modern audiences," she said.
Obaid-Chinoy said they did extensive research on why a lady Jedi might turn evil once a month and discovered that mostly it relates to the fact that fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to women needing a little alone time, a good bar of chocolate, and a hot bath.
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“The Bee has been brutal lately.”
I was just going to say, it borders on cruelty! Too funny!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a month. Kudos to the Bee.
Wine...don’t forget Wine
And too true.
I was hoping something like the National Lampoon would return. Great magazine.
Harvard produced the Jarvik IV heart and National Lampoon. The rest is just cancer.
The Bee is mighty and shall prevail.
It will be a dripping...er, gripping drama...
R2D2 is now a tampon dispenser..C3P0 frets over gender...
Yeah...way to completely destroy the franchise.
Unwatchable dreck.
So my joke in another thread about the Midol-Chlorians was prescient.
Ball Breaker
Oh no’s !
A PMS jedi?
Feel the force !
Surely pregnancy is the only solution!(sarc.)
PS , tay stuned for the jedi in transition.
Is this a Hillary Clinton documentary?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve GOT to start looking at who writes these things before I read them!
“Star Wars: Attack Of The Mary Sues”.
CC
Too good.
Same thing with girl werewolves.
Hahahahha almost spit my drink!
lol...strike force red....
OMG. Too damned funny.
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