Posted on 02/19/2022 12:52:27 PM PST by sodpoodle
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?'
'Darned if I know,' chirped the little boy ... 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mother fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.
Love it...
Our Father Who art in Heaven, how did you know my name?
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Lead us “snot” into temptation but deliver us from evil...
is how it sounded to me when I prayed with my Dad before bedtime in the late 1940s.
One lyric I did not know until I was an adult was from the song “There’s a bad moon on the rise” —> There’s a bathroom on the right.
LOL! I thought the same thing!
We were visiting a Presbyterian church one Sunday, and my 6 year old apparently wasn’t happy with the solemnity, so unlike the Pentecostal church she was used to. She was busying herself with a pen and offering envelope, which she placed in the offering plate as it came by her. I managed to snatch it away, and a good thing, too. On it she had written, “You need to jazz this place up a little bit!”
I thought it was, Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
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