Posted on 07/08/2021 10:12:52 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
As a further addendum to todays announcement by Oregon health officials, Jason Davis, Public Information Officer with Lane County Public Health further stated Oregon is looking at the possibility of hiring Jehovah's Witnesses to train, assist and accompany Oregon National Guardsmen going door to door so the guardsmen can learn the subtle techniques of persuasion.
The statement reads in part:
"I don't think anyone in American can deny the Jehovah's Witnesses are relentless in their pursuit and once you open your door to them it's almost impossible to get rid of them".
"We feel by giving classroom and on the job training to our guardsmen, they'll be better equipped to not take no for an answer when someone refuses the vaccine."
"Witnesses will make initial contact, and backed by armed, masked guardsmen who are watching and learning, the lesson will be after hours of being told no, with unyielding persuasion, the individual will relent and get the shot."
"Should the individual still not get the shot, the guard may take over. We will get to 100% vaccination one way or the other. We still advise that even after the shot, masks and social distancing will still be required."
When asked by a reporter how this action jibes with the American concept of "My body, My choice", the response was, "This isn't America. This is Oregon".
Developing...
JaCOVID Witnesses
“Total total lie.”
Yes. The ComDem’s count the jabs like they count votes.
I’ve read there is a shortage of blood donations in many places.
I got a card in the mail from the regional hospital that the blood mobile will be outside our county courthouse. Reminding me that it is time I gave blood, which I do regularly.
It may be that in the future the issue becomes more complicated. Will they stop taking blood from those who are not (and will not be) vaccinated for Covid?
I’m 73 and they still remind me to donate blood.
Hey, what’s wrong with a heapin’ steamin’ dose of eugenics? Maggie approved. And the kellogs and the rockefellers and a lot of the elites liked the idea.
Oh, I forgot.
Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t believe in taking blood transfusions.
When I lived in town, I had a sign on my door.
No Witnessing
No Soliciting
No Kidding
This is how you should handle this:
Airplane! (1980)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GGKF6CsjY
satire? No way
Wait a minute here....the National Guard is assigned with this task?
Yes. Oregon is thinking about it. Scroll down in the threads..
The article is satire from a comedy web site.
Why don’t Jehovah Witnesses believe in Halloween?
Because they don’t like anyone uninvited knocking on their doors.
:)
By some claims Bill Gates’ foundation approves as well.
Yep.
Still, look at our society and ask yourself this: exactly when did all the comedy and satire of the past become the Left’s “Hold my beer!” of the present?
Bernard Black just invited missionaries in and they were bit confused as what to do afterwards.
Not me. During the lockdown they took to mailing handwritten letters.
I thought the JWs were objectively anti “Satan’s government” (meaning any government).
Oh. A joke. I missed that because not funny.
Is Romney the traitor involved in this? Those are his cult people.
They never knock on my door anymore since I hung Old Glory out in front of the house.
I had an uncle who was from Kentucky and was a WWII veteran. Whenever he saw the JW's approach his house, he would get out his flag and chase them down the street. Like garlic to vampires.
. Dead Sea Scrolls
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