Posted on 04/07/2020 5:48:31 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
When Jeffrey Walton tested positive for COVID-19, he hoped for a speedy recovery. But since he has been treated with hydroxychloroquine, the experimental treatment President Donald Trump has been touting, he now hopes he dies quickly to help prove that Trump is an idiot.
While Trump has been giving people hope that hydroxychloroquine could save lives, his political opponents have called it false hope and claimed Trump has no idea what he’s talking about. Walton, a lifelong Democrat and progressive, had joined in calling Trump “irresponsible” and an “ignoramus” and now has an opportunity to prove it by simply dying. “It’s such an opportunity, I don’t want to pass it up,” Walton said.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Thank you soooooo much for not putting “satire” at the end of the title.
The few seconds of OMG is a major hoot!!!!
LOL!!!
It’s just too realistic.
The quintessential definition of “ anal retentive” as are all TDS sufferers..
Darwinesque
So close to the truth, I didn’t see Babylon bee,
Based on a true story, that is about to happen. </ notsureifsarc >
I really enjoy these. And this one begs to be true of Chronic TDS.
I’m still waiting for news of some snowflake ending it all after finding out
that they were saved by the “Bad Orange Man Drug”.
At least we’ve had one Dem Rep thank the President for their life, so far.
The reason The Babylon Bee is so funny is that almost all of their stories are on the edge of truth.
That’s how nutty the Soro/Socialists have become.
Oh!!!! Babylon Bee hot me again
Dang autocorrect
Uh......he said stupid?
You could substitute the name “Jim Acosta” and make it even more believable since he is the dumbest of progressives, aside from most of Hollywood.
Strong the TDS is in this one.
Don’t waist good medications on him then..one less stupid voter..
The Onion?
“The Onion?”
Oops, The Bee.
It’s getting harder to write satire, because I believe this might yet happen.
Hey idiot! Just hand yourself. It will go down as a COVID-19 death anyway, and you can go to your reward knowing how dumb you are.
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