Posted on 08/15/2019 9:31:14 PM PDT by Parody
(Full title: We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen And A Fine Human Being)
A note from the editorial board at The Babylon Bee:
A number of people have questioned our love for Hillary Clinton based on some satirical pieces published on our site recently.
We would like to clear things up by saying that Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. The people who wrote those jokes, headlines, and pieces that seemed to criticize Hillary have been dealt with.
Some conspiracy theories have been going around about the Clintons, and we think that's just despicable. Deplorable, really. From Bill's time in the White House all the way through Hillary's spotless record as Secretary of State, the Clintons have served this country with honor and not a hint of scandal. For people to suggest they are so powerful and sinister to kill those who might expose some non-existent "wrongdoings" in their past is treason, really.
We just want to make certain that it's clear how much we respect, love, and honor the Clintons. Honestly, they're our favorite politicians of all the politicians, way better than that Trump guy. It's a real shame Hillary didn't win. She's our president.
Above all, we want to make sure Hillary does not question our loyalty to her and the whole Clinton family. We have nothing bad to say about her. Also, just to be clear, we have no dirt or inside information on her whatsoever and nothing would be gained by our untimely deaths.
So, Hillary, we love you! Please do not hurt us.
My respect for the Clintons has never been greater.
I can’t begin to say how wonderful they are.
They are every bit as wonderful as the Obamas.
I hope they get all the rewards they truly deserve.
All of the above are true statements.
Dream Meme Team
Says anyone in fear of being killed by her goons.
Reminds me of Tom Lehrer’s MLF Lullaby:
“We taught them (Germans) a lesson in 1918,
They’ve hardly bothered us since then.”
Her goons didn’t always kill, sometimes they merely eye-gouged protesters.
Explain that to the families of some 46 individuals who committed Arkancide
The satire it burns. At least some of the posters here.
Gotta love the Bee.
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