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Man kicked off Southwest flight for vodka joke: 'You can’t say anything to anyone'
Yahoo Lifestyle ^ | May 14, 2019 | Elise Solé

Posted on 05/15/2019 3:07:42 PM PDT by EveningStar

A man was thrown off of a Southwest Airlines flight for a joke about vodka, which was allegedly directed at a surly crew member.

As first reported by Fox 40, the unnamed passenger was escorted off the Wednesday flight from Sacramento, Calif., to Austin, Texas, for making a joke after a long delay that made the cabin and crew annoyed and restless.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society
KEYWORDS: austin; aviation; joke; sacramento; southwestairlines; vodka
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To: Leaning Right

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21 posted on 05/15/2019 3:28:49 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: mabarker1

that’s it???

I would sue them

All the cool kids are doing it.


22 posted on 05/15/2019 3:30:01 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
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To: circlecity
You don't mess with flight attendants. I have a friend who was married to one. He said that her car was in the shop and he was driving her to work at TIA. He was pulled over for speeding. When the policewoman got to the window she said,” If you are going to write a tick, go ahead and write it. I am late for work and I don't have time for you to stand here and talk”. He got a ticket. The are half alligator and half crocodile.
23 posted on 05/15/2019 3:30:46 PM PDT by sport
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To: EveningStar

These people told to leave planes dindu nuffin, ever.


24 posted on 05/15/2019 3:30:49 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: PGR88
America claims to be a free country.

But if you think you're free, try walking into a deli, and urinating on the cheese!

Anarchy Burger - The Vandals

25 posted on 05/15/2019 3:31:52 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

LOL


26 posted on 05/15/2019 3:35:52 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: northislander

This has nothing to do with TSA.


27 posted on 05/15/2019 3:38:03 PM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: C210N

28 posted on 05/15/2019 3:39:21 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: sport

Dealing with the public in any capacity in todays world will cause increased jactitation.


29 posted on 05/15/2019 3:40:45 PM PDT by donozark (There are no flamingos in Venezuela.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
...When a young flight attendant distributed water, Uzelac says the man seated next to him joked, “Wow, I hope that’s vodka because we’ve been sitting here for so long.”

According to Uzelac, the attendant replied brusquely, “Yeah, it’s vodka” and when she moved to another row, the man joked, “Hey, this isn’t vodka.”

The employee allegedly returned to Uzelac’s row to confront the passenger, but Uzelac’s wife spoke up. “She said something like, ‘We’re all tired here. And that’s no way to speak to a passenger,’” he tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “They argued about it. I tried filming but my phone wasn’t working.”

30 posted on 05/15/2019 3:43:17 PM PDT by rolling_stone (Hang em slowly don't boil the rope make it a little short...)
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To: dfwgator

If you say hi to Jack on an airplane, make sure the guy is really named Jack.


31 posted on 05/15/2019 3:44:09 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ("The media is the enemy of the American people." Democrat Pat Caddell)
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To: EveningStar

Here’s the one Vodka Joke I know.

From Woody Allen:

And the phone rings and a voice on the other end says “How would you like to be this years vodka man?”, and I say “No. I’m an artist, I do not do commercials. I don’t pander. I don’t drink vodka and if I did, I would not drink your product.” He said “Too bad. It pays fifty thousand dollars.” and I said “Hold on. I’ll put Mr. Allen on the phone.”


32 posted on 05/15/2019 3:44:09 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: EveningStar

People from our Greatest generation would never have put up with airlines or stewardesses like this.. and they wouldn’t have had to.. People were much more polite and sane back then. What happened to our society? Has wi-fi fried peoples brains?


33 posted on 05/15/2019 3:45:50 PM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -GW)
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To: C210N; Leaning Right; dfwgator

LOL!

If I hadn’t seen a thread earlier about Gen. Flynn, I’d call this the thread of the day :-)


34 posted on 05/15/2019 3:45:54 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: PGR88
Is that a free country?

If you think we're treated bad now, wait until they outlaw guns.

35 posted on 05/15/2019 3:46:13 PM PDT by JonPreston
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To: C210N

A baby seal walks into a club.


36 posted on 05/15/2019 3:46:31 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: C210N; flaglady47
FREEPIE AWARD WINNER !

Congratulations, C210N !

You've won my FReepie Best Joke Award of the Week (nay, of the month, maybe even of the year, perhaps of the century !) for your terrific play on words.

Still laughing !!!!

Leni

37 posted on 05/15/2019 3:56:13 PM PDT by MinuteGal ( MAGA ! ! !....MAGA ! ! !....MAGA ! ! !)
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To: dfwgator

Definite second to that

AND the prayer for Herb to RIP


38 posted on 05/15/2019 3:58:45 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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To: EveningStar

Read the article. It was all over nothing. The airline is going to have to make amends. The waitress was wrong.


39 posted on 05/15/2019 4:06:14 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just hava few days that don't suck.)
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To: Leaning Right

Three Irishman walk out of a bar.

______

ROFL!! That one cracks me up every time!


40 posted on 05/15/2019 4:06:21 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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