Posted on 11/04/2018 1:03:31 AM PST by vannrox
My favorite saying: i like my coffee just like my women, hot, black and strong. Of course my caucasian wife slaps me every time.
Like caramel ruins apples and butter ruins corn on the cob, milk and sugar ruin the intricate notes of the different coffee varieties. My only exceptions are coffee candy and jamocha shakes....and I’m not some psycho nutcase.
“Science Says...”
As I eat 90% cocoa chocolate. I am also very timid and meek. I hate confrontation and avoid arguments at any cost. Yet I enjoy bitter vegetables, strong cheese, and painfully spicy food.
Coffee on your cereal ....... killer !
Hahaha. I’ll have to use that one!
The study must have had the benefit of a government grant. They had to come up with some kind of results; even if it was all BS.
My two favorites were:
I like my coffee like I like my women, cold and bitter.
And, I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up, stuffed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey. :-)
I’ve always preferred cream. One day a guy told me that coffee was good for you - unless you added cream, which made the combination bad. So I tried black coffee for a while. Not only did I not like it, but my white cup started staining really bad and I had to wash it a lot.
Then I wondered what it was doing to my teeth.
I went back to cream. I much prefer it. The two flavors compliment each other. The cream neutralizes the bitterness, allowing the good qualities of the flavor come out. At least for me...
Well, this is DEFINITELY on topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc&t=6s
“If Coffee commercials were honest”
No wonder my dog doesn’t like me, well before I ended his misery.
Chocolate Frosted Flakes, Extra Sugar, Coffee. BOC- Breakfast of Champions.
Good coffee is not bitter. These people make the best motorcycles in the world but they know zilch about coffee.
I think this beats the ketchup pouring “Grant”.
Before I met my wife, I used to joke that I ended up dating women like Apple pie: sweet, warm, not too tart, and flaky. I described one — to her own assessment that it was undeniable — as “flakier than a box of instant potatoes.”
If you were a true psychopath, that would have been your neighbors dog.
Black Turkish coffee is bestif there aint mud at the bottom, it aint coffee. I like dogs. My neighbors have no cats.
You are right, fresh ground beans of decent varieties, like Papua New Guinea, or Tanzanian Peaberry, are very smooth and not bitter at all. Cheap coffee can be very bitter. If it needs cream it’s a lousy coffee.
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